Why are you not masturbating right now?

Why are you not masturbating right now?

Why do you think that I'm not ?

Dick hás small cuts after the wank number 32, só o decided tô not do it today

Because I've gone so long without sex that it depresses me.

Too bored to fap. Also, not a safe hour. 15h00 in here

With family

Because I just came less than 5 minutes ago

>not a safe hour.
Explain.

because .... life

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Because , trump is not my president

What the fuck si this supposed to be, user

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ME burning a sandwich in order to obtain dominance over the meaty , succulent object

There's no general porn webm thread on Sup Forums. I prefer Sup Forums porn webms over /gif/

rip thread

gone but not forgotten , you will be missed , thread

why not just let it die? Are you really that interested in the masturbation habits of some dudes on Sup Forums, you fucking faggot

By replying , you are keeping it alive for even longer
>mfw

Because the dropbox and vola threads are all gone

Huehuehue

(cause it was my thread. don't want to let it die either. its basically like my child or something)

*is

I SAID *IS

>is is
calm down ahmed

a-A-A-A-ALLAHU AKBAR !

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He's a faggot, obviously.

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AHHH

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this thread will ride eternal, shiny and chrome

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this would be so much better is trumps wig was hillarys bush