Ask a fucking weird Cunt who drove to the city by himself, got drunk...

Ask a fucking weird Cunt who drove to the city by himself, got drunk, went to the strippers and is now sleeping in his car at 6am anything

Also pic related.... bought an egg and bacon mcmuffin

was it worth it

Hmmm prob not... spent like $300 at the stroppers lol

How do you think Anakin's Mum got impregnated?
And aslo how badly did she get raped before her death?

You are living the dream

How's life?

No idea what you're talking about...

Am I?? Lol

Not OP but it was an immaculate conception, like a baby Jesus.

That pussy got tore to shreds, you'd need Master Sensei and the TMNT to solve the mystery of which powerful warlock destroyed her beef.

Nice.... very impressive

Not living the life.... sleeping in my car till I'm sober enough to drive.

Pretty average. I've got no job and a girlfriend that barely puts out

Still better than me

Confirmed for lonely 30 year old pasty gamer perma virgin too hairy to show his back to an adolescent mexican streetcrawler for 15 bucks.

Nah. I'm 23 and not a virgin like you. Fag

If I'm a virgin, How can I be gay?

I'm also not the one desperate enough for human contact that I drive to the city by myself to get drunk and go see some whores dancing for dollars.

Nice car, btw.

Can you chill man?
Also let OP do whatever he want to do

>beige interior

Lmao you are a weirdo

That look fucking delicious!

Matches his cocksucker Chinos

>now sleeping in his car

> cars don't have internet
> posting while sleeping

No, no none of this is adding up at all!

Did the strippers smell like cupcakes?

Oh no. How can this be!?
It couldn't possibly be a free hot-spot!
It couldn't be internet provided by his phone!

Easy way to get a DUI, happened to my brother.. Advice sleep n the trunk where cops can't see you.

You are rad,
. I have actually done this a bunch of times. It sounds depressing but it actually rules. So,etimes you just need to get weird.

If weird sleeping Cunt, who was post?

But keep the car running to stay warm, plus the cops will just think someone ran inside real quick to get something they forgot

What City? How much is drinks at tatty Bar? In my parts drinks at tatty bar are cheaper than most regular bars.

don't you have to be actually driving drunk to get a dui?

If you're in the car drunk they can say it's intended in places


Also, last 2 nights I've bought 10 beers, drank them while driving around in van, crashed last night but probably worth it