>song starts
>car engine starts
Song starts
>open /mew/
>Sup Forums starts posting
SERIOUS AS A HEART ATTACK
>be in college jazz band
>walk to rehearsal listen to music on my headphones
>music gets to a good part
>drummer starts practicing really loud
>he doesn't like the sound of his car engine starting or the sound of his car engine alone
kys faggot or better yet, get a better hobby
Hey alright it's Kip Casper!
>sound of person clearing out their voicemail
ITS THE SONGS FOR THE DEAF
YOU CAN'T EVEN HEAR IT
WIR FAHREN FAHREN FAHREN
AUF DER AUTOBAHN
>hidden track kicks in
>its a voicemail from someone complaining about the band
>K-L-O-N KLON Radio! We play the songs that sound more like everyone else! *tape rewind sound* Than anyone else. KLON! KLOn! KLon! Klon!
>post-rock track
>contains field recording of anonymous person getting doubles on Sup Forums
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>album starts with someone getting murdered
>fantastic song by a band
>halfway in the guitarist knocks over the drummer's cymbols and ruins the track
>Album opens the chillest most regular album ever with the weirdest, wonkiest fucking track in human history
>slam track
>sample of an anonymous shitposter getting dubs before the breakdown
>song ending
>volume increases 6dB every second
...
cheked