The Official Feyenoord vs Man Utd Pre-Match and Game Thread #1

Line ups soon.

Predictions?

No Rooney, Valencia or Shaw. Rashford starts.

Will we see dabs?

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If United does not win against my poor shit team they might as well all kill themselves.

Will Kuyt start?

Yeah he is old and slow but is one of the few players who has the physical strenght and experience to play on this level.

I don't think english people fully understand how shit our league is and how poor our dutch clubs are. The most expensive player in our team was 3.5 million euros

Wait, Ibrahimovic will play? Shouldn't he be rested?

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I like it

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Rashford for Balloon Door next year.

>been a United fan your entire life
>help the club rebuild Old Trafford after the WW2 blitz
>take your children and eventually grandchildren to games
>bond with your sons through Man United and football, in a time when men were men and didn't speak their feelings
>grow old and get the news that you're terminal
>make it known to your son that your last dying wish is to shake the hands of the United legends you never got meet in person
>"I'll see what I can do dad", "thank you son"
>your health deteriorates, you know the end is coming soon
>you get a call from Man Utd and are told to expect some "special visitors" later in the day
>hoping the club would send round Bryan Robson and Denis Law to see you off
>you hear a car pull up the drive way, and despite the unbearable chest pains, you sit up to greet your guests
>nigger beats blare outside and your bed frame shakes from the vibrations
>in strolls 4 nogs that you swear mugged you a couple years ago coming back from the shops
>"alright bruv, you must be Albert. We heard you're a big fan"
>they break for one second from crowding your granddaughter to bundle a shirt over your crippled body so their "international fans" can see what they're doing in their down time
>as you drift off into the abyss, the big one pockets your antique clock whilst the others dab with your family

Good lineup, that Tonny - Toornstra left is going to be cumbersome

----------------- De Gea
Darmian - Bailly - Smalling - Rojo
------ Schneiderlin - Herrera
------------------- Pogba
Mata --------- Rashford ------ Martial

Just looks so much better without Rooney shitting up the team, even if this isn't the entire first team. Hope they put on a good performance so Mou can be convinced that starting Rooney just isn't worth it.

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HARDCORE NEVER DIES

ROTTERDAM TERROR CORPS

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They actually brought out poopba jej

Who cares? Drink.

Doubt Zlatan will start a single Europa game.

What's the owner of feyenoord doing posting on 4chin?

wow badass beer bro, alchohol is so fucking rad!

So is being able to spell, bro.

>120 million for a home-owning Bebe

In before one of those braindead morons throws a lighter on the field on the side where there is no net and Feyenoord gets banned from EU football for 5 years

for the other 9 players yeah

>MUH MICROBREWS

R O T T E R D A M

youtube.com/watch?v=pW1_K4gbP9A

HYPE
HYPE

can't wait too see pogba being shite

...h-hype

I just want a nice comfy win desu

>tfw only working stream is russian

Paul Scholes is shorter than Michael Owen??? I thought Owen was already a manlet for a striker?

>bogba

Scholes sounds like he's actually watched Pogba in Serie A

http ://regarder.2sw.info/18355

Wow, bad assbeer bro, alcohol is so fucking rad!

I fucking hate BT sport.

hmm. my stream is much better quality

>YNWA

Such a fucking meme song.

Why did they postpone this match? City got to play yesterday

My Islam brother Pogba will shine today and put the competition on notice.

Can't wait for the APOLOGIZE threads post game.

TFM to come on and score the winner.

>only 31k in a stadium that can go up to 48k

why?

UEFA restrictions

Pogba asking what he got himself into after joining a shitty club with no CL

>actually starting Rashford

I hope he proves to >mouyes how good he is.

>Van Bronckhorst not wearing a jacket

What a fuccboi

Who /ABU/ here

hehe

here

Tonight I am ABU as fuck

>Memepiss can't even get a game in the EL

I just know he's gonna leave and become a right footed Robben

pogba will score today

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pogba does muslim face cover, what is he hiding

>buttchin

Oh I'm sorry are we just going to forget that Pogba was great against Southampton?

UEFA

Based Pogba with the Bismillah, hope the lad scores one today

why are there so many city fans in here?

Holy fuck thia guy from bein max 2 talks so fucking weird, where from spain is he from?

>these shitty camera angles

Watching a game when you're actually in a small stadium is amazing, but watching it on tv sucks.

There's champions league on Thursdays? did they postponed this game for today?

>kuyt
>brad jones
>van bronckhorst coach

What the fucking fuck

>2002 was 19 years ago

>Martial

now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time

So is syntax, bro.

Appointment with gastroenterologist coming up and having endoscopy
Soft drinks until I get the all clear lad

Mourinho and Pogba in de Kuip, what a time to be alive

>Rashford loses the ball on routine pass

BEST ENGLISH PLAYER
WHHY ISN'T HE STARTING

>trashford

What kind of stadium is this? A skating rink?

It's because feyenoord fans are the scum of the earth

>de gayenoord

>Owen Hargreaves commentating

Why is this allowed?

Oy vey

Because Feyenoord is considered a plebteam in the Netherlands.

Why aren't they pressing? It's fucking Feyenoord.

Feyenoord had to take extreme measures to prevent any junk throwing, thanks to some uefa bullshit. Normally its a great stadium actually.

mou thinks every time are leicester/atleti

Rashford giving the ball away again

Anyone got an acestream link?

>Rashford gave away the ball every time he's touched it so far
>this is the best young English player

How much will an EPL team pay for Jorgensen in the coming summer?

Chek acesoplisting on google

what is it with united defenders getting injured in the netherlands for fuck sake

acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7

working?

good on the ref telling them to get out of the pitch

You dont need much to be considered the best young English player to be fair

Time for TFM

Owen Hargreaves is one of the worst human beings alive

Is this the start of
>Mouyes

Is Berghuis the next Cut Inside Man™?

Manure is fucked LOL

1 million max. And

not 4 me

He better be

Who /Feyenoord/ here?
I hope we can take a point here, but I don't expect anything

Herrera is the biggest meme in the league

mata got btfo by elhamady

why is martial not playing

Feyenoord here!