Whats one thing i could do instead of killing myself ?

whats one thing i could do instead of killing myself ?

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Suck it up and plan a Life.

get fit and bang chicks

at least that's what im trying to do

but suicide seems more appealing day by day

get a job or better yourself in some way

Cocaine and hookers

Like the rest of us.

How old are you?

26

Learn something new.
The Internet is at your fingertips, you could literally learn everything about just about anything!
Take up a sport like running, run with the ambition of killing yourself from effort on a run. You'll understand.

Kill as many niggers as you can.

Then kill yourself.

Life just seems impossible doesn't it OP? It seems like whenever I achieve something in life, something else goes fucking wrong and I'm once again planning on killing self

Enjoy life. Stay. There is so much to do. You matter.

Fight terrorism.

this

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This.
True story
> guy goes to Mexico to commit suicide
> decides to blow all his money before he does it
> hookers and coke
> even sells his passport and social cause he won't need it anymore
> dude has such a good time be can't pull the trigger
> calls daddy gov to try and get back to States>>

buy a motorcycle and go fast its like therapy

SAUCE FAG DAMN

?

sauce on OP webm?

gime sauce first

Suck on DEEZ NUTS

RIGHT? I'M WAITING HERE WITH THIS ROCK HARD ICE PICK DAMMMMN

Do drugs if you can afford to, or just smoke pot

U BETTER SHUT UR DAMN MOUTH UNLESS YOU'RE BRINGING SAUCE TO THIS PASTA DINNER FAG

Killing yourself is actually one of the most difficult things to do in life, I've tried that without success.
Maybe you should ask how can I find the courage to kill myself and stream it for all of us to enjoy instead of making this cancer threads everytime.

buy a motorcycle and ride into the sunset

OP, Ill literally beat you to death, if you dont give me the sauce you chump. You're honestly about to catch a RKO bro. fact.

I dont understand what you want lol

Second this
OP you are a pussy beyond being a faggot, just show us you got the balls and actually do it

Drugs OP, hit the streets and peddle brain candy

Anything you ever wanted to do. Just do it. You're free now. What's the worst that could happen? You might die, if it's something really stupid. You were planning on anyway, so let's go.

I want to know who that is in the webm, how was I not clear..boy.

I think she is Marry Queen but I can't find that video

Buy a sailboat, and sail where you want to go. Live like a pirate

Exactly what I would do if I was suicidal. Great advice IMO. Don't give a shit about anything and just do what you want.

Dubs wins

All ive ever wanted to do was die. Doenst matter what Im doing if I'm climbing a mountain or sailing a boat I'll still want nothing but for it to end

Do some extreme shit. Skydive, buy a superbike and go full throttle on the freeway, Drugs maybe?

Fight terrorism and stop being such a fag. Depression is when you turn anger inward on yourself, generally because youre a huge pussy who doesnt want to externalize it onto the outside environment (in westernized culture). Its okay to hate others as long as its justified fag.

Get an Uber to a bar and make a new friend. Go up to some one either alone or with one other that are seemingly just friends and see if you can chill for a bit don't tell them you're thinking of killing yourself. You can even chat with most bartenders if it isn't busy just bs around and find a common ground

Suicide inclination increased by 65%

Anything you wanted. If you no longer care to live then there are no consequences to your actions. Go enjoy your life.

>whats one thing i could do instead of killing myself ?

Go somewhere in the world where people are struggling to survive. Of course, if you had the balls to do that - you wouldn't be whining on the Internet like a little bitch.

I've done plenty of crazy shit the problem is I hate myself and so does everyone else. appreciate the adice though

Kill your family with you

Its your own fault then. If you cant handle reality, you dont deserve it.

take drugs and write music.

Do acid. Take like four tabs. It won't make you crazy, it'll just ensure that you trip no matter your size.

Order it off TOR/silk road or whatever they have these days, try it. It'll offer the answers you need, to this question as well.

If this were true, you wouldve already killed yourself. You only think death is what you want because youre scared, and instead of facing your fears and confronting what it is that youre ignoring within yourself, youre choosing to be a coward who is too weak to live and too weak to die.

God bless America
Although I always figured not giving a fuck about dying would mean rob some banks, or the like, and either die in a shootout or be rich enough to figure something out.

>whats one thing i could do instead of killing myself ?

Kill someone else.

>Take up crochet and knit yourself a personality?

Just kill yourself. There's too many people in the world. last thing we need is people that don't want to be here. Bye. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

And that man went on to become the president of the United States !

some people have no patients. What's the rush. You'll be dead eventually anyway. You fucking millennials always want instant gratification.

Quit eating, smoke 2 packs a day and put the remainder of your money towards hookers and blow

Pretty much but what choice do I have

Whatever you do, don't kill yourself before using cocaine intravenously at least once. Seriously, it's the bomb.

>meme pic
Post this on r9k if you want some replies

Meditate and or take acid/shrooms. That or pay for therapy. You have to go in and confront yourself and change in order to give yourself the strength necessary to overcome whatever obstacles you are facing.

>meme pic that has lasted this long because its true

Sauce? What is her name

drink dr. peper

>>meme pic that has lasted this long because its true
Kek, good bait

>whats one thing i could do instead of killing myself ?

Fuck yourself in the ass with a frozen banana

notice you are also free. No man can hold you back, no god can threaten you, no law can punish you. The world holds nothing you want, but maybe a lot of things you dont want.
Walk down a street, look into all those other humans eyes, make them lower there gaze- they have something that makes them cling to live.

You could always just kill yourself

>There's too many niggers in the world
FTFY

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you're welcome. now no one has to kill themselves. k.

Become a monk

Yep, seems reasonable. Mexico. Thailand. One of those European countries where it's totally legal. Hookers and blow til you run out of money.

Fuck that

Torture yourself.

>meme response
You should post on r9k if you want anyone to take you seriously

Get naked, walk into roommate's room and ask if they wanna fuck. Repeat this with everyone you know until success or death.

stop being a faggot and do it you attention kiddo

...overwatch is free to play this weekend

We've reviewed all your options, OP, and killing yourself is top of our list.

>You should post on r9k if you want anyone to take you seriously
Nice, repeating exactly what I said. Time to kill yourself.

Im impressed you caught onto that. Do you know what it means? Are you too autistic to pick up on implicature?

auto-erotic asphyxiation

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I said it first tho

Go to Germany, meet some awesome people, drink your brains out, have a good time.

>Mexico. Thailand. One of those European countries where it's totally legal.
Thailand. It's the cheapest, safest (safer than south america, infinitely much cheaper than europe). You can probably get underaged kids if you're a real sick fuck. Drugs, no problem - there's a reason Zyzz died in a sauna in Thailand, and old fucks go there to hire young women prostitutes with pension money.

If you can handle living in a shitty farang country, I'd imagine it's pretty good with some outside income.