What does Sup Forums want for xmas?

What does Sup Forums want for xmas?

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gf

a will to live

A cure for alcoholism
also

that's such a nice picture

Socks

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

Years ago he is healthy he has to go on the field to the next round he is the only man that has been the man in a good day at home and has been a great game to have been the most amazing woman of all the great time in a great way of life she has a lot more than the woman who has a woman who is the best medicine to be a great man to the children and children of children who have children who can do children and dogs and cats who have been the children who have children who were the only child in their life the way she is a child and the child who have been a woman who is a great child who has children who have been the children children and the child of children and the children who are in a relationship and is the woman of children

Wanton sluts sliding down my chimney

a new sweater

absolutely nothing.
I am beyond the sameshit materialism aka "holiday season" at this point.

Two front teeth

To sleep

The sweet relief of death

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i was being serious, not edgy.
also, i am 36, twice what it takes to be an adult, "kid".

>T. kid

Some pussy to cum in

Money

I'm 41 and still a virgin.

how did you lost them?

The will to stop drinking

root canals

is this a new meme? what did i miss?

dude, get drunk and pay some hooker...

it's a song

link please

>hooker
That's the thing I'd rather be a virgin

youtube.com/watch?v=u6ncU97xPhg

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A lot of snow, and some God damned peace and quiet.

to get my stamp back

Money to buy a new graphics card

to be cured.

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ok, thanks user

To be cure of my homosexuality

i want to make bulgaria great again

no you don't.

grab some money and look for a hooker RIGHT NOW!
you can still be a betafag after that, but just fuck someone today!

to die in my sleep

any tips, how to buy a hooker? I'm kinda shy, what do you say to one?

Само един Тръмп ще ни оправи нас, майка им циганска...

Nothing. You pay them, they will do what u want and smile.

What is this commie speak

ok, thanks user

bump.
any storys with hookers? never tried one...

Money to get an 3d tutorial on steam so I can post shit on /3/ without receiving a shitload of negative comments. Also gf. Hot one. But not dumb.

last bump...

no one?

it's bulgarian

it's what? speak english commissar

>see hooker
>pay her
>fuck her
>leave

>the end

A nice pair of tits.

niggers

yeah, this would be nice...

Dubs checked.

A better job.

A nation of whites

Female Hole

Eternal nothingness

James Bond

the hard sign in bulgarian is the ah sound...?

something tells me thats google translate

it should be Трамп (yes, in Russian, but it's the same Cyrillic alphabet)

A BIG DICK IN MY ASS

I want a doggy.

HTC Vive :(

DOGGO

a less stressful life, and a stronger will to live (or the last straw to end it)

>cant eat, cant sleep
>been nearly 2 weeks
>just drink warm water and soup cubes
>stomach constantly hurts
>chronic depression
>i keep a way out under my pillow
>never take it because for some fucked up reason i think there might be some hope for me

not picky, and nobody to miss me

so whichever comes first

i really want a cat, but I'm not sure if the cat is happy, because I'm single, and i work 10 hous a day, 5 or 6 days a week, so I'm afraid the cat will be pissed...

Well you've already got yourself desu.

Love Live BDs

A new CCM mask with a cat's eye cage to replace my old as fuck NXI Phantom

when the sun goes down

Whatever. I just need a friend who's not an asshole that wants to go for walks with me.

Most cats are pretty chill about you going to work. You just have to be able to give them attention when you're home. Have you ever had a cat? You can foster one for a few months to see if it's your thing.

LG PF1000U

Nothing
I want nothing for Christmas
I want nothing out of life

Death

Just a couple t-shirts, gorillaz, on punch man etc.

trips... i just want trips.

HERE

RS3 GP - add me if you can fulfill my x-mas wishes. Only reason why i'm saying this is because i seen a RS Thread.

RSN: Total Wealth

Seriously edge

best regards, 34 year old gooby

Close enough. Have a good time and get drunk as fuck...

I want a gf and I also want friends