Adventures in Babysitting (2016)

No one else is watching this??? On Disney Channel.

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I don't know how you could be the original. I'm boycotting.

I love the original, so I'm not sure if I should...

They took a complete different approach with it. It's not horrible so far. You can still catch up, it's only 23 minutes in.

>"You know what I was doing with my hands when I was seven?"

what did she mean by this

Why would they do this? The original is perfect.

I don't know, there's no way she was giving handjobs when she was 7.

It has been on demand and the Disney Channel app and able to be torrented for a week. It was okay but it could have been better. The Bad Hair Day movie from last year was a better movie that has more in common with the original Adventures in Babysitting.

masturbating?

It gets a bit boring upon rewatches.

Who masturbates at seven?

>The Bad Hair Day movie from last year was a better movie that has more in common with the original Adventures in Babysitting
Really? Who stars in that one?

I don't get the point of Sofia Carson's character. And there's too many little kids.

The girl from Austin and Ally and the mom from Good Luck Charlie.

Carl wasn't the guy from the original, right?

Fuck, that girl is hideous.

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This is boring as fuck

Sofia Carson is really hot at least.
But the pacing is fucked. Way too many characters.

R A P B A T T L E

this is horrible. the pictures she takes is not the one it shows.

So many scenes are out of place and out of order

DID SHE EVER GET HER FUCKING CAMERA BACK

How the fuck did Disney not get Chris Hemsworth to cameo as the mechanic who looks like Thor!? It's a no-brainer, people.

Yes!

I caught part of a commercial, is it Sofia Carson in the green swimsuit?

walk the prank... nvm the different camera angles

yup

webms and hr caps when?

The mechanic didn't look like Thor in this one.
It was just some old fat lady.

Caps of Sofia in the swimsuit is the entire reason I started the thread desu

The hell you say.
"Don't listen to him; he says you're a homo."

which part was that in again

When they meet Vince Dinafrio in the garage. She is referencing him getting upset her at the beginning of the movie for stealing his clearex to draw Thor. He says "Thor? Thor's a homo."

oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
The part with the prostitutes is great too
Darryl really made that movie
I just kind of wish there was more going on
It's a good movie no doubt, but it gets smaller everytime you watch it.

I mean, it's not a deep movie, but I wouldn't say it is a one and done proposition. Yeah, Daryl was great; his non verbals add a lot to the scenes he is in.

A big studio remake could be very good. Who would you cast as Chris?
The movie is very fun, but not perfect. If it had been bigger it could've been Blues Brothers-tier.

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Is "Don't fuck with the babysitter" ever uttered?

Don't MESS with the babysitter

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it's Disney Channel

SIT DOWN BITCH

????
I almost recognize that line from the original.
I've only seen it twice at this point.

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Alright, yeah. I couldn't remember if it was from the train scene or something the truck driver said.
This is probably my favorite scene in the movie. It reminds of The Warriors.
Though, I hated The Warriors.

Yeah, I've geeked out over it since I was a tyke. Back then my actual babysitter only had like three vhs' and this was one of them. I'd watch it on repeat. Still have it damn near memorized.

>Ghostbusters
>Adventures in Babysitting
>Star Trek
>Transformers
>Ghost in the Shell
>Robocop

My childhood keeps getting brutally raped

I'm the same way with Akira. I usually hate rewatching movies, but I could watch Akira around three times a day.

They remade even this...
Fuck they are truly desperate for remake sources.

It was remade as a Disney Channel original movie.
Calm down you whiny cunts.

So...was Sabrina shown in some tight pants at least? That possibility alone has gotten me through countless GMW eps.

She's 16.

Really? Oh, man.

I guess I just really like fashion then.

Sofia Carson looks really hot in her bathing suit, but she's only in it for about 4 minutes.

Well. Considering the fact that she's supposed to be Elisabeth Shue's character. She's gonna be wearing that long ass coat. Which covers up her ass.

But. this. I never really had an interest in Sofia (and she's the legal one/closest in age. 23) But, she presses her ass against a countertop while trying to put out a fire. So. That got my attention.

>she presses her ass against a countertop while trying to put out a fire.
I completely missed that visual. I was honestly looking forward to the movie, but it was so boring and messy that I barely payed attention.
I've wanted to lick Sofia's asshole since I saw Descendants, she's way too hot for Disney Channel. Even her talking voice is sexy.

I mirror the sentiments, because holy shit. I'm kinda not surprised Sabrina doesn't have much to show since her character is basically a fucking mormon.

And again, she is 16. She still has a lot of time to grow.
Her clothes are a lot looser by the end and there's still not much there.

Of course. She's got another year before she's 18. She wears tighter clothes on GMW which is basically where my entire basis is. She kinda got a lil booty.

This is from at least a month ago.

She could pass for an Olsen

I actually can see that.

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Yep. Those legs. That ass.

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I could do without the guy in the way.

I forgot how hot Elisabeth Shue is...

What I wouldn't give to be that bed pole

>Those legs. That ass.
That Bobblehead.

She's working that slit like a pro...

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What's Chi like? It looks like eye porn a lot of the time. Seems like a place you wouldn't get sick of looking at.

Abso-fucking-loutely

I'm okay with my 5' 0" tall waifu's bobblehead.

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Movies are designed to watch one time only

Short girls have the best legs.

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Doing his best Thunderstrike impression here

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Kingpin looks weird with blond hair.

>no ponytail
>no mustache
>no goatee

He looks more like Beta Ray Bill

She's pretty, but that head creeps me the fuck out.

Yep. Thighs are usually thicker.

That chick's got heterochromia.

He doesn't have a horse face. Anyway, I was talking the grittiness of it more than anything not a complete copy, geez.

>Anyway, I was talking the grittiness of it

LOL

I'd watch the remake if she were wearing those mom jeans throughout it.

>I guess I just really like fashion then.

Heh. I might be using this line from now on.

LOL

People say the same thing about Chloe. Though I'm unfortunately noticing the "fridge"ness about her.

Holy shit. I totally would have missed that.

Right! She's definitely dressed to fit the times. Though, she does lose the jacket towards the end for a short couple scenes.

Quick, try watching this only once.

It's not happening. Gonna get stuck in a loop for hours.

Can't this just be the plot of a Disney Channel show?

kek

After watching it. I kinda hate that Disney didn't include a full body picture.

>ywn be her axilla cleaner after a hard day on set

Even weirder. I remember the towel falling off by this point.

Also forgot to mention. How is her ass fatter and she's like 6 years younger.