Any male escorts here?

any male escorts here?
I'm trying to get into it, need advice.

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Try backpages.com. i got my dick sucked by an escort from there. Just post an add in escort bro

You could watch this movie, I think it's called American Gigolo. Heart-warming.

No girls are going to pay you to fuck them. Only old gay men, and that's assuming you are in any kind of shape and decent looking.

What else do you need to know?

That escort that sucked my ceck gave me advice though: always make the john OR the whore give you quick kiss of the lips cus an undercover cop isn't allowed to kiss/touch

SAUCE FAG SAUCE!!!!

If you're looking to be a gay escort you'll thrive. Gay dudes pay for anything.

This is like the worst movie advice there is. Any cop will lie to make sure they get a conviction and the arrest sticks.

NEVER discuss payment for sex. Only say you want to meet them to pics or something like that. Or meet and say you'll buy a bottle of water from them for $20 and see if perhaps she likes you and wants to date. Any whore will GLADLY sell pics of her feet or water then suck a cock or more. Anything else is someone with a game or a cop.

Good point.

Chicks don't pay for sex. They pay for conversation AND sex. You have to be a dude that can tolerate her shit before she pays you to fuck her. Chicks are different than guys, they're more "emotion" based.

I'd hope so. I've been trolling cl for years. Never met a cop I don't think. At least I weeded them out or they knew they would never be able to "get" me since all the texts said over and over that I didn't want to pay for sex.

hello, Raphael.

Expect to suck a lot of dick...

she looks perfect with that big cock in her

Has cl ever worked for you?

The only chick who is going to pay for sex is some fattie with some really strange fetishes. Any girl can go to any bar or call any guy friend from work and get laid.

That being said - MAYBE you could find some fucked up girl who just wants to talk and will pay for it. But you better be damn good at that shit. Not impossible it could happen, but I'd bet she had a dick also - it's THAT rare.

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Yeah, all the time. Last 3 girls I "dated" came from there. I start off paying them and then we just end up dating somehow. No idea how that works, but it somehow does for me. Weird really.

One wanted a kid actually. And one just calls me to bring over beer and drink till she passes out. So it's not the best relationships, but I can work and the sex is usually free. The latest one asks for $60 and I go raw and dump in her too.

Sometimes they are pigs, and sometimes they are ok. But I hate the dating shit and don't have a lot of time or money. So CL just seems the best of all worlds for me. And I'm also an ugly fuck too. So if I pull pussy from CL anyone can.

This looks better than most. Young chub is WAY better than the old 40+ pigs you'll find looking for cock on CL.

Damn maybe i should try that

I should probably also mention you need to troll a while to find real people. Lots of ads and shit. Anyone asking you to email them at their email address - don't. Or use a yahoo crap email address you can ditch after a week since it's going to be all SPAM.

Don't look farther back then a few days at most. But in a day you'll find people. Massage people and single moms mostly.

The younger girls demand the most of course. Chinese massage places are good too. Offer them something "after hours" at your place for $2-300 a night. They usually live at those places so for the right price they will come home with you. And if you're clean and so if your place then they will come back since it would be nicer then the shit place they work at.

>undercover cop isn't allowed to kiss/touch
glean that crucial tidbit from CSI? You're a fucking idiot and so is your whore

Who is this?

OP here, am i qualified, looks wise?

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and i'm 6'4 to top it off

nope

HEY! Why I outta smack your black asshole with my cock in your ass for talking to him like that you faggot! CSI is a crucial part of stuff

why?
look at my stature, i'm 6'4
put some nice clothes on me and i'm like a total date you can showoff to your friends.

Yeah, guess so. I'm not fag but I'd say girls would like you "well enough". If you do anything it would be stripping like at parties but you're not "manly" or buff enough really.

For gay guys however, it would probably be all bears. You know, the larger older hairier kind. Think Dom Deluise, and be prepared for some whisker burns. Most of them enjoy being bottoms I hear. So hope you like being milked and breast play and shit on your cock.

IF that is actually you and not some neckbeard loser who just googled some shit then yeah you'd qualify.
Suckin that dick

>nice clothes

I'm no fag, but that shirt is too small for your frame. H&M? Really?

Id give you $5 to let me play with your cock.

yeah thats me.
i'm straight though, usually if i do gay for pay, which ive done, i just allow them to blow me, then they pay me. seriously gays pay to blow me. bust still
i don't want guys, i want females. how do i go about this?

Dude, why do your hands look so miniscule and girly, is it just a testicle illusion?

my hands are not small at all, probably just the contrast

They look tiny bro, my hands go from my chin pretty much to the top of my forehead, yours look like they wouldn't reach your eyebrows there

you have tiny hands and an oversized head lol

Chicks generally dont pay for sex unless they're stupid. Why would they when they can just flash some tits and get cock for free? Gay for pay is the way to go.

Here's some advice. You won't be banging women like the one in the pic you'll be banging these types

its just an optical illusion then, because my hands go from my chin to past the middle of my forhead

>i don't want guys, i want females.
Post an add or CL or pay to post on backpage and see what happens. Nothing I'd bet. Again, girls don't need to pay for sex. They can literately just order a pizza and fuck a delivery boy. Probably even get the pizza for free if they asked.

"why look at my stature"


you have the frame of a complete bitch, that clothing doesn't help. jesus fucking christ delusion be real in these beings

>you'll be banging these types

And most won't ask for only dick. You'll be down there in the land of lamb polishing a clit with your tongue till it shines.

fairymuff

fine with that, as long as they are STD free, i don't give a fuck what they look like. as long as they are paying me per hour

i have a nice frame, and the first things girls say to me is "wow you're tall" so quit hatin

>i have a nice frame

Slow down a bit here. It's "ok" at best. You're thin and have little shape or definition other than height. It's beta at best. Girls like manly men. Not saying you sock cock, but lets just say "Pussy Destroyer" isn't the first thing girls think of when they see you. At best they think you dick is like you - long but thin.

Me too. Life sucks. But at least we're not black.

>ugly as fuck
>no money
>$60
>trolls CL
Oh my god. These chicks that supposedly "dated" you must be the most wretched, homeless, toothless meth whores.
I need a goddamn shower after just reading your post

agreed, brother

you'll find faggots who are down.

p.s.: you're a faggot

>These chicks that supposedly "dated" you must be the most wretched, homeless, toothless meth whores.

One is pretty retarded and lives in the PJs. Not bad to look at however. Here's a link: youtube.com/watch?v=BQGdZM2T7Os

And the other who wanted a kid lives in a nice place and even gave me money at times. Was a decent 6 I'd say.

The latest one is a bit of a pig but has a house and kids.

These girls aren't looking to fuck. That's the difference. They don't NEED the money. And I'm not some total dick to them. I talk to them and we hang out a little. Then we move from just jerking me off to sex. They get lonely too or want things fixed around the house.

I'm no expert but you'll have to get your name out there. I stumbled across a site where chicks posted their pics/prices when i was searching for a lay. I'd assume dudes could post their adds their too. Look up some of those sites (can't name any off hand unfortunately) and see where it takes you. Be warned though cops patrol those sites sometimes. Best of luck bro!!

lol, you say that now.

Damn op would you fuck my cock for 350?

I make sure to pull out my teeth when I give head. Best advice

Claude Cleroux

Tip: - You will NEVER be as Good as Carlos Chantor.
Look him up. He can teach you things.

>Be warned though cops patrol those sites sometimes.

Humm, that's one thing I didn't think of. YOU need to be aggressive to close a deal. I'm usually the one trying to girl and weed out spam and possible cops. No idea how you could ask for money for sex and try to hide it.

Maybe use my idea of say you (OP) would meet then for a bottle of water or drink at their place for $20. And if things go from there then you'll discuss it in person. But watch you're ass of course. I'd hate to see you get arrested for this shit.

Your chest is so underdeveloped

"the first things girls say to me is wow youre so tall"

man i know you're trying to live your fantasy and get validation on a fucking internet board but stop projecting yourself like this, nobody evan wants to think the thought of taking you seriously, it's embarassing

>taking the time to write this comment
>(you)

Depending on how you look I'd suck that dick so hard you'd be bigger than 2 inches afterwards.

Well asking for validation on Sup Forums for anything but being an hero is akin to madness.

Even the vacuum of space couldn't make that look bigger.

>asking for validation
not really, just wondering if i'm cut out for the male escorting business
not looking to be complimented, i already know i'm good looking
this isn't a /soc/ rate me thread, this is a male escorting thread

taking the time to write this comment

OP here, i'd let you blow ME for that much, and anything else is gonna cost you extra.
Im a virgin and i would NOT give up my super incredibly hot and tite ass for 350, try adding another zero in there somewhere

>adding another zero
For that kind of cash I have LITERALLY been offered kids.

Most 10's who are 20 years old would charge that a night. You may want to rethink some numbers.

>my anal virginity
>350
i'd do it for 1000

Well here's what I look like thoughts?

Good luck with life I guess?

never seen anybody looking so sad taking a naked selfie

where do you live?

He knows.

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Mobile alabama

It's been so long since I've gotten laid I need someone to fuck me sence less

Right? Like I would like about fucking a 6 and a pig and a retard? Who lies about that? Really, who?

Here's a pic from the retard from Howard.

>Who lies about that?
Are you new to the interwebs?