Thought love was only true in fairytales

>thought love was only true in fairytales
>is in a fairytale

mfw

gaping plot hole

SOMEBODY

once

told

WHEN I WAS

I'M NOT A MESSANGER BOY, OKAY LADY?
I'M A DELIVERY BOY

THEN I SAW HER FACE

ogres are like onions

SHREK IS LOVE

Matchbox 20's greatest hit

they smell bad?

ITS OGRE

That's why love was true in the movie mouthbreather.

Keep half an ogre on your nightstand while you sleep if you're constipated

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

It's an "ironic" post-modern fairy tale so it doesn't count. Everything is cynical and fake.

Watch it again
I wouldn't be so sure if I were you

HAHAHAHHAHA

Duu

hmhmhm... A fatal mistake, my friend *teleports behind him* There's still time to apologise. "Ay yo tha fuck you doin?!" *you turns around and slash at me, but as you slash at me it's revealed to be nothing more than an illusion as I appear a fair distance away* Hmhmhm... you are no match for my shadow jitsu. Now die! You wasted your chance! *throws a perfectly aimed Shrunken at you that cuts his throat and kills him* Hmph... fool. *Teleports away*

Oh wow

Genji pls go