ARE YOU A REAL VILLIAN?

ARE YOU A REAL VILLIAN?

Elvis?

one

You know this idiot has cancer now? Made me kek today.

well technically.. nah

Uh, technically, nah.

Why "idiot"? He's a really nice fellow.

HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT A GOOD GUY? LIKE A REAL SUPER HERO

Well, uh, technically, nah.

Fuck off Sportacus. Why don't you go fuck an apple or something.

Nah, nah...

is Sup Forums gonna break into song and dance again?

*shaking head*

ALRIGHT, I CAN SEE THAT I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO BE VILLIANS

legit made me laugh

*saxophone*

WE ARE NUMBER ONE

*band starts*

WE ARE NUMBER ONE

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HEY

NOW LISTEN CLOSELY

HEY!

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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.

This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry

Please die.

HERES A LITTLE LESSON IN TRICKERY

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>You're that one faggot that made Lazytown Lazy.

kek