Ask two oilfield fags anything
Ask two oilfield fags anything
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Do you fuck one another in the ass when bored?
Answer pls
If it's really cold out
Pay?
Required skills/ training?
Why you chose it?
Also dick sizes
Got any non patented million dollar ideas?
Where you drilling? Is the oil prices affecting you like they are us? FYI the Canadian Texas here
On the job training we chose it to make more money out of town...12 inches combined
No nothing solid yet
Doing flowback in North Dakota and yes the prices are definitely having a impact
You drilling natural gas?
Gas and oil
Out by Minot? Mandan? Williston? Dickinson? Shits very slow. Im ssurprised you still have a job.
Berta'
Well things are starting to look better for the oilfield and we do work in other states too..waiting to see if Trump helps us out
What's your daily coke habit?
Fuck yeah bud. Can't afford my f450 and Harley
You two ever rub crude oil all over your naked bodies, making sure to get it every, in all the nooks and crannies, and then just slip and slide all over each other like wiggly wriggly sneaky snakes?
You know Blaine?
Maybe but the coal field will get trumpbucks first cause America. Our sales took a hugehit out west because of the shut downs. ND is gonna take a long look at their traffic violation fines to compensate
Ohhh 8 ball a night
Hookers?
Duh!! Wiggle Bros for life
Blaine who?
Doubt it. They do manual labour for a living. Ideas are only for the learned.
Did you finish high school?
In the mancamps they have each other.
If you knew him you wouldn't have to ask. You'd be like "FUCK YEAH I KNOW BLAINE! You know Blaine?!?!".
North Dakota hookers are nasty beasts...so depending on how long you've been out here
Yes, our job is not manual labor it can be pretty technical
Did you finish high school?And was this how you got hired:
By 8 ball a night, do you mean you suck 4 dudes off every night?
Fuck yeah we do! Crazy sum bitch
Equal size, or did one of you draw the metaphorical short straw?
>Ask two oilfield fags anything
What do you guys use for lube?
If they made a movie of your story would it be called Brokeback Fountain?
one is 20 inches, and the other is a vagina
No, it would just be called "Two Crude Dudes Fuck with no Lube"
That is some funny shit lol we have to talk to alot of truck drivers
Lol worthless slow back fags
Where about in Alberta? I work in Nisku.
Gotta make that side money some how oil prices suck
Mine title better, faggot. Yours just sounds like a bad gay porn. That said, yours is probably a much more accurate description.
Crude oil
Engrish mush?
Ask your mom
Yes kek
How many prostitutes do you guys fuck in a month roughly? I know about the escorts you guys use i just dont know to what extent
Why aren't you real men tripping some pipe instead of being dumbass flowtards lol tetra...
What's the pay like and are they hiring?
Alright fucktards listen up. Save $5000 each. Go to wind tech school.
Graduate. Get wind tech job. Climb your fat asses up 300+ feet daily. Get muscles and toned. Eat top ramen. Make 5x more money than you do now. Bitches now like you because you have money and muscles and a nice car with the money you've made. Buy house.
The key to life is being a wind tech. Now get out there and get a real fucking job.
No tripping pipe is manual labor work for gay-tards
Thay are hiring but the is not what is should be at least right now
no thanks juden
Pay*
When you guys off work? Wanna hit up Diamond in Etown tonight?
Lol less money and falling asleep, the dumbest motherfuckers I ever met were flow back. "Hey uh boss, how do we tell if we're shut in?" "Plugged off, what do you mean?" They gloat more about being in the oilfield than rig rats, same goes for Frack hands
Kek those videos are gold
Wow if thay were flowback and didn't know the well was shut in or plugged off the yeah..There fucking retarded
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You have a jerb rn? Hows the night shift boys? havin a beer for ya
Kek
Oh yiss
Cheers! Night shift sucks in ND cold as my ex wife's heart out here
haha oh yeah. we got snow today. fuckin glorious. r u guys doing wastewater?
Dude we can't stop laughing thank you for that
We have not got snow here yet and no not waste water