Well that was disappointing

Well that was disappointing

of fucking course idiot

Is there going to be anything good this year?

>2 minutes from hitting the earth's fucking core
>nothing happens when the drill stops

I couldn't let this slide. Like no, fuck off.

>trusting Emmerfaggot
>ever

>treasure hunters on a boat without any of the proper equipment are the only guys that can monitor drilling activity all the way to the core
>communicate hundreds of miles on shortwave radios

Cashing in on that nostalgia. Can't knock the hustle.

>innerstellar war incoming

We star wars/trek now?

Were the ayy lmaos any good?

Only if it does well.

which it won't

Power rangers?

fuck off idiot

>20 years to back engineer alien tech
>make floating tvs and cars and like maybe a few weapons

???

god... so much bullshit to rant and complain about in this movie...
>20 fucking years and they are just finding out one of the ships landed and started drilling back in 96
>20 fucking years and the only person who bothered to try and learn the alien language is some African warlord
>That pointless retard following Goldblum around the whole movie
>Those pointless annoying kids traveling around with Judd Hirsch

and the list just goes on and on and on and on and on from here

>unknown but non-hostile ship wormholes next to the moon
>blow it the fuck up without even trying to obtain information first

Fucking women presidents ruining everything

Keep going.

I was looking forward to this the most.

Is Heebie Kikeberger just as Jewish in this one?

>One person learned their language
This must be a joke, no way can they reverse engineer technology but never learn their language. It makes no sense.

>drilling to the Earth's core

Oh god 20 years to come up with something and they went with THAT? Talk about lazy.

Good point. Its not this year.

im not usually autistic when it comes to countdowns but when they said they had 20 seconds to escape or some shit before the doors closed or some shit it was more like 2 fucking minutes

lol more like

>dumb ass alien wormholeing next to a world that was just invaded not long ago
>expecting to be greeted open arms even though its not giving any clue of its intentions
>surprised that the 'primitive race' shot her down

leave it to a chick alien to screw up what could be one of the most important message delivery jobs in the universe

The scene where Will Smiths stripper wife jumps in a jet fighter with no training and flies it like she is a vet pilot is just ridiculous.

At least they were able to find the probe immediately after they got to the wreckage

The only thing left unanswered was: can you fuck the probe?

Not as ridiculous as the scene where Jeff Goldblum deciphers some advanced alien language using some bull shit decoder he built.

Both were retarded, but like come on. At least try to hail the fucking ship before annihilating it

But I think we can agree

>women

yep... hurling every jewish insult you can think of at some annoying backseat-driver kids

The entire movie run over the logic of a Looney Tunes cartoon, except we're supposed to find it epic and awesome rather than hilarious. I was laughing at the theater during the destruction porn and the tense scenes

if anything, this movie is still worth seeing just for how bad it was... you're guaranteed to facepalm at least a good 3 or 4 times

In spite of Emmerich's intentions, that seems to be the message. The world was doomed with a female president and started to kick alien ass with a militaristic male president

>moon has no shields
>earth has no outer shields
>the motherfucking presidents nuclear bunker has no shields and can be breached within minutes

Fuck man. I guess Im the minority here. Sure, it had its dumb moments. But as a dumb sci fi movie, and zomg aliens, I thought it was worth 8 bucks and two hours of my time.

Is it true that there's a good alien race that helps them save the day?

Yes. Its a lone survivor from a destroyed race, but they turned themselves into a super advanced race of AIs.

>stargate is next
please god no

why would the massive ayy ship just pick up and leave

like so what they lost the big queen humans were still in no position to remove it

how do these ayys keep making advanced interstellar civilizations without the basic concept of redundancy in vital systems?

also sphere was an actual bullshit dues ex machina.

>decide to reboot it
>instead of making a sequel

Why?
The OG Stargate is GOAT

i don't remember that at all. i just remember her falling to her death after throwing a pregnant lady into a helicopter

I like how the rest of the world basically did nothing.

I also liked how the ship was so fucking big but the queen decides to just leave and do it herself.

>shitty new Stargate design
>shitty new mask designs
>stronk woman characters
>fucked up world building
>shits all over the æsthetic of the original
>no Space Egyptian, everyone speaks English
>awful quips
>shorter than the original
>Ra will be a human
>Ra will not be qt trap
>THERE IS NO RA AT ALL

>TFW Judd Hirsch, Jeff Goldblum, and Brent Spiner are the only remaining actors still alive from the other films.

>scientist in coma for 20 years
>no muscle atrophy
>they let him run the show immediately

Yeah man, every body's parents are dead except for Jeff Goldblum's 90 year old father.

he's an android

I can see it now. If it's a continuation, there's going to be endless space tech and shit, and they'll fight some newly awakened norse gods who also happen to be assholes. If it's a reboot, it'll redo the original, but shittier.

I was tempted to see this movie, but it sounds like they kept in all the bullshit that ruined the first one, and then doubled down on it.

Back in 2014 it was supposed to be a direct sequel to the original.
But they've since said they're just remaking it to get to the sequel without the time skip.

basically. I watched a few reviews and they all say the same thing. It has explosions and neat fight scenes, but they spend a ton of time on introducing a ton of characters that don't matter and they have a really annoying voice guy like the "Oh my gawwwd" dude from the first one. Also, I keep hearing that the movie lacks any sense of "urgency", as in it just doesn't feel like the stakes are very high.

I guess I'm curious how they'd do it. I love Stargate to death, but if they get a gender politics cunt like Feig on the movie I'm going to boycott it.

This movie wanted to be Halo so bad.

Apparently a few tie-in books where written with SG-1 that had the original ideas for Stargate 2 and 3 in them.
I guess check those out.

Yeah the highly advanced technology they have now just ruins it. First one they just have our technology, now they have hovercrafts and laserguns and moonbases and shit.

It's just not as cool. Plus now they're going to make it about them leading a resistance of aliens to attack those aliens.

Can't wait to see Jeff Goldblum and Judd Hirsch infront of a green screen for an entire film talking to CGI aliens about battle plans.

halo?

more like, GAYlo

>why would the massive ayy ship just pick up and leave
It was "programmed" to go back to the next closest harvester queen or something like that. Still stupid but at least they tried to answer.

oh wait wait... how about the alien distress signal having a video footage of the president's speech from the first movie in it

>watching trailer for ID: Resurgence
>"it ain't me" starts playing

See

The Nice Guys was great

Am I the only one disappointed Randy Quaid didn't magically come back?

>the original ID is good

One of my least favorite memes tbqh

In fairness I didn't find it disappointing, I bad zero expectations which this shit film met. Honestly it would be super super hard for this movie to dissapoint me it would have to be on the level of Troll 2, at which point it would weirdly almost exceed my expectations and go from completely unmemorable to something a movie I would at least take something away from other than the fact I still, 20 years later, would go gay for Goldbloom

>it's a Sup Forums is terrified to leave the house because they're shut in NEET so they haven't seen the movie because nobody has posted a cam rip yet so they sit in their own filth shitposting episode

Movie was good for what it was. Goldblum slipped effortlessly back into character and this was the performance of Pullman's career. The guy genuinely seemed to be broken by what he was going through.

Smith being absent was very noticable. Loggia being near death and showing up for 15 seconds was cool but made me miss him even more.

Fichtner awesome as always.

Spiner finally having a role that isn't Data be memorable was cool, even if he was a dick sucking Nancy.

Imitation CURRENT YEAR man needed stabbed. Angry sword nigger served no purpose. Lot of buildup with no payoff for him.

I'd say 7.5/10 overall.

>we have 20 years to prepare
>but so did they

The pilots even said the tech was exactly the same as 20 years ago, and the most we managed to go was make cars float and put a few guns in space.

torrent where/when? im not paying for this shit.

Does this movie at least satisfy alien invasion itch? Like Battle Los Angeles?

Honestly? No. The air-to-air fight scenes are lackluster and the last fight is pretty garbage. The only cool alien scenes are when they're fighting them on the ground, which is probably why everyone wants an African ground war movie instead. Otherwise it's poorly paced and overdone.

I saw a review mentioning Africans. What's the deal with that? Why are Africans doing anything?

One of alien ships in '96 landed in Africa and they spent ten years fighting the aliens. Africans hate the world so they wouldn't let anyone near the ship until Goldblum came along and figured out they were going to be invaded again.

well that's stupid

fucking this

>air force officers wearing enlisted rank patches
>no grooming standards, jake had a stubble
>dylan joins air force instead of marine corps like his father who was a naval aviator, not a fucking air force pilot
>cute chinaman girl is eye candy and that's it
>niggers. lots of niggers

I am fucking mad

Bourne 5

id say 2/10 bait, made me reply overall

I heard the new bigger better alien mothership's gravity literally pulled up every building in Asia

Is this true?

>scientist explaining some shit
>"English, please"

>it's an alien invasion flick
>aliens don't just wipe out humanity with an engineered super virus before ever setting foot on the planet

Fuck off.

Yeah, the Burj khalifa gets dropped on London when the aliens turn off the gravity

>he's right behind me, isn't he

I literally forgot I saw this today when I read your OP. I think that was the quickest I've ever forgot about a movie

Only two good scenes in this shitfest.

One: when they crash inside the ship and it aint me starts playing. Well, not really, but i actually started to pay attention because space veitnam. Problem was it lasted all of five seconds.

Two: when the mc pissed on the ship and fliped off the flight controller alieans. I smirked. They ruined it later by having him shoot twice and throw his gun and other asshattery.

The movie sucked, i just want a good "humanity, fuck yeah" movie.

Why are you autists so mad about this movie? It was alright, I'm guessing you saw it alone lmao

how was judd hirsch in this?

was he still heebie kikeberger

Le kike meme xD

He saves a bunch of little kids you dumb neet

>was he still heebie kikeberger
Times a thousand.

reddit as fuck in here, i swear if it isnt a marvel movie people get autistic as fuck.

anyway, the movie honestly was a pretty solid sequel if you understand is it in the same complete schlock vein as the first.

deal with it!
how often we get a movie with data and chef goldbumem?

>space veitnam
>tfw no space vietnam
>tfw no african ground war
At least we get a genocidal galactic crusade.

>Expecting a sequel to an already mediocre to bad movie to be anything less than suffering

>He saves a bunch of little kids

In a useless time-wasting subplot that has little to no bearing on the rest of the movie, and is bizarre in that they all somehow drive from the east coast to Nevada in what feels like less than one day.

meant for

Apparently in the book version they use the bus to finish off the alien queen once she is out of her exo-suit.

I am pretty sure it is in one day since the attack began on the fourth of July celebration. Emmerich never seems to have any sense of scale when dealing with globe-trotting in his more recent movies.

>east coast to Nevada in what feels like less than one day

Also
>car runs out of gas
>after 20 years of integrating advanced alien tech with our own, everyone still drives normal gas-powered cars

Nope, I was hoping they'd at least recreate the "Hello boys! I'm back!" scene

It wasn't as bad as people are saying it was.

What the fuck is wrong with everyone?

A fun sci fi movie with a rich cast of actors, great effects and seeing humans kill ayy lmao's gets negativity because it isn't Marvel capeshit I see?

Seriously: please go and pay to see this movie so we can get more alien sci fi works made and get rid of capeshit from taking over

You are kidding right? He is a great director; I loved his 2012 movie - he knows how to make an emotional movie with comedic elements.

Main problem with this movie is that it felt too short in order for us to fully relate to each character - Will Smith character's son being the most pointless in this movie.

He literally did nothing that served the plot when Liam Hemsworth's character was the main focus who was doing all the work.

>"Say hello to 4th of July"
Loved that part in this movie when Bill Pullman sadly is kill but he goes out in style

But WHAT THE FUCK was up with the sound effect when he blew up?? There was no loud bass or anything it just exploded with a small sound in my theatre and then we see the spaceship blow up in bits...

It's as if the editor forgot to add a massive explosive bassy sound to this bit.

A shame because this movie had heaps of other big bass noises in other parts such as the very first time we see the giant spaceship appear over the earth - that was a great scene! Gave me shivers.

>using a human computer virus to infect alien technology spaceships
how the fuck can't you love this movie's comfy 90's imagination?

>Watch trailer when first hear about it
>All those romantic concerns
>Not just humans vs aliens with explosions

Let's list all the memorable bits of this kino:

>The first minute opening

>The African warlord who kills aliens with his samurai swords

>All the Dr. Okun scenes

>The Aliens carrying guns and killing humans

>The first reveal shot of the giant spaceship slowly hovering to Earth

>That beautiful wide shot of the spaceship landing on Earth

>Jeff Goldblum driving the bus while escaping the Alien Queen whilst a massive warzone is happening around them

>Seeing a shaved handsome Bill Pullman about to sacrifice himself

>Julius travelling with a group of kids and acting quirky


Fuck all of you haters. This movie has way more memorable scenes than Captain America: Civil War