How do I make my penis BIG?

how do I make my penis BIG?

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whats bigger than 7 inches? if 7 inches is big already

surgery
prosthetics

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Die, reincarnate, hope you get lucky.
Repeat as needed.

novelty size, or post-childbirth

having a child makes your penis bigger?

Im like 7.25 and i bruised up this girls vagin last night, never thought anyone thought that was big but she sure did. Yay for small vaginers!!

Who cares. As long as you're +5' 11" tall you're good

that moment when you get all these high standard cunt bitches asking people to be 8-9"+ >

then again, cunt backwards spells tnuc. bitches spelled backwards is sehctib.. neither of the two makes any sense, and neither do they.

mines 6.9 :S is that like super nice?

surgery or you can inject your penis with synthol

Become black. You may end up in prison or get AIDS though

>says user to make himself feel better

>being this retarded

terrible image probly made by a dicklet, the longer the fatter, girth doesnt stay the same, lmao, fuckin dicklets

>cunt backwards spells tnuc. bitches spelled backwards is sehctib.. neither of the two makes any sense, and neither do they.
FUCKING WISE WORDS RIGHT THERE

haha wut

Damn son.

You don't, you be an adult and come to terms with the fact that there are aspects of your body that you don't like and will never change.

I'd say 8" is "huge", and anything beyond that is "nope, not happening"

Why do you want a big dick that's the females problem

best post ever

i think im like 5.5 or 6 but most chicks don't need longer than 4". it's girth that's important

>says the 5 inch to feel good about his choad

also its a fucking image, if you get so butthurt just try and look at the numbers only, the images are there for reference

>being this gullible
>inb4 hur dur i was trolling

>says the midget to try and disprove my point
Have fun being a midget, you midget

Toasting in epic bread

stop samefagging this shit is old as fuck

dude fuck you. All these dumbass fuckers think you're funny but that is a meme you fucking cock sucking nigger faggot piece of shit

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At first, when I measured, I measured 7" 1cm and I felt so proud but then like 3 months later, I measure and it's like 6" even. I mean, I guess it's bigger than some but I feel let down. Unlike when I measured 7" 1cm, I feel incompetent.

Hit it with a hammer. It will swell up a bit. When the swelling goes down, do it again. Eventually due to all the repeated swelling, the tissue will be permanently expanded.

you're incompetent because you're mixing imperial and metric measurements.

Check out PEgym.com shit actually works, gave me about a half inch and alot of girth

wow kid, not his fault you have a micropenis

christ, what has happened to Sup Forums

How the fuck you gonna combine metric and imperial in one measurement?

I'm not going to say 7.393701" like an autist dude.

Times have changed, user. Times have changed.

Firmly Fuck boipussy. Repeat.

Sorry dude, I just read what it said on the tape measure. Also my girth use to be 5" exact but now it's like 4" 1.5cm.

This thread

lol theres tonnes of ads about it try those

You ever heard of a place called Canada?

Sorry.

Anyone confirm that this shit works?
I find it sketchy.

I would imagine that it only increases your flaccid size and not the size it's at when erect.

Ehh, I'll just stick with and be happy with what I have.

you mean 4 and 5/8ths. The inch side and the cm side don't line up because they are meant to be separate. You measure in 1/2s 1/4s 1/8s and 1/16ths inches. Now you know how to tape measure.

I did one of the exercises for 3 months every other day and got almost 1/4 inch. I gave up because I'm lazy.

ecks dee sorry

Inspiring. Which exercise was that?

jelquing. I don't know if I spelled that right. You have to spend a lot of time stroking your dick while alternately heating it with a warm wet towel.

Bro, it might be but I gain or lose 3/8" if I'm extremely hard or not, 1/4" in three months every other day it's not scientifically provable.

mine get bigger when i stick it in an girls mouth

Ahh, I've heard of that method before. That's where you give a firm "O" grip with index and thumb, then slowly slide towards the head while semi-erect, but not too much grip. Then alternate with other hand, at the same time have plenty of lube... at least what I've read about last. Don't remember for how long each session and the frequency of such per week.

That's weird, cuz mine get bigger when I put it in an boys mouth :3

Hope reincarnation exists and kill yourself.

like 20-30 minutes. every other day.

thx dudes, i should try to get in the habit of that

what is "clean coal"?

Is it worth getting er for something that literally doesn't work

I tried it for 3 months and it worked. I was just too lazy to continue and too tired of always buying lotion lol. Don't knock it till you try it.

it sucks being average.

are you supposed to measure it hard? I always thought you were supposed to measure it soft.

Post a before and after pic

Yeah I'm 6.5, wish a was 7. Feels bad man fucking hate being g average

boiy, at least yours is nice.

How's half hard look

I'm mixed dude, bitches expect more

Sorry, I didn't document the process. Nice trips though.
I was like this guy Now I'm 6.75 woot. It was a year ago and that 1/4 inch didn't go away. I might take it up again so I'm not lying when I say I'm 7" Even if I'm really the only one that would notice the lie.

Is this real??? is 5 inch really average? I have 5 and I always thought i was very small. I have literally gotten sweaty thinking a friend will tell everyone about my dick size after a one night stand

Looks like the leaning tower of pizza's retarded cousin

Big is 7"?
I had an ex measure me right down the top at 7.75" and I always thought I was average? Her record was 1st place 8.75 BF, I was 2nd place.

Wat r u mixed with? im half black and a quarter japanese but im 8 inches. I tend to make girls bleed sometimes and that kinda ruins the mood but i wouldnt change a single thing

Are you serious? I have had a few girlfriends and a lot of casual sexual partners and not once has it even come up to take up a ruler. I have many female friends with whom I discuss sex openly and they always talk in averages, never ever anything as detailed as you are talking about

fucking regurgitating facebook memes

fuk u betch

Half black and hlaf white, my father is white unfortunaly so that's where I get my average dick size

>implying blacks can't be small
>being this brainwashed by the porn industry and jews

inb4 triggered, go back to tubmlr fgt

never implied blacks could be small, its just the one sterotype i actually would like to fit lmao

*couldnt

it's a jew shill stereotype, plenty of whites with large cocks, in fact the world record holder is white at 13 inches.

what are you trying to accomplish

I'm supposed to be accomplishing something?

Be born with it

>inb4 hur dur i was trolling
wow he just called himself out

Its surreal

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...what...what happend???

Kek
>+5'11'', and tiny dick
>girl gets with you expecting big
>pulls down your pants
>floppy goes uppy
>dissapointment levels make her leave you ASAP

which is why I'll never bother trying to get a girlfriend.

is there such a thing as too much girth?

This 7 & 3/4 and I slam cervix if i go in deel

>tfw ~5.7 inch dick and be ~5'10 tall

almost made it to magical 6

6 aint magical bro, women want 7 up

how girthy we talking?

Since when is 7 considered big?

yes i believe 6 incj girth is the magic number

just over 6 inches circumference

6.5 is well above average. I'm 5.75 and thick, and girls tell me all the time they love my "big dick". Personally I feel small af but i will continue to slay with this "big dick"