Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Yuuko claimed.

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"This story is from about eighty years ago. There lived a boy in the village. He was an incredibly bright child, but had one flaw. As he grew older, this flaw became more and more obvious. He was extremely proud of his intelligence and looked at everything else with disdain. He pretended to accept the teachings in school and from other adults, but the important lessons never really reached his heart. He began to sneer at the foolishness of adults and laugh at the laws of the world. Arrogance sows the seeds of karma. The boy gradually drifted away from his circle of friends. Loneliness became his only companion and confidant. Loneliness is the seedbed of karma. In his solitude, the boy spent a lot of time thinking. He thought about forbidden things and questioned things better left alone. Unclean thoughts cause karma to grow unchecked. The boy unknowingly built up more and more karma, and transformed into something inhuman — a karma demon. Before anyone knew, the village was empty; everyone had fled in fear of the karma demon. It went to live in the forest, but all the animals there disappeared too. As the karma demon walked, the plants around it twisted in all sorts of unimaginable shapes and rotted. All the food it touched instantly turned into lethal poison. The karma demon wandered aimlessly through the dead, deformed forest. Eventually, it came to realize that it shouldn't be living in this world. The karma demon left the darkness of the forest. Before his eyes, he saw it, wreathed in a glittering radiance. He had arrived at a deep lake nestled in the mountains. It walked into the lake, thinking that water as pure as this would surely cleanse him of his karma. But the water surrounding it instantly became dark and murky, and started turning into poison. Karma demons should not exist in this world. It understood that, and quietly disappeared into the bottom of the lake."

Hallo.

Early bake


カラミチーマス

That night, Cass kicked in the door of his room to celebrate, only to find the man on the bed was an NCR soldier whose barracks had been destroyed. He was cute, though, so after having her way with him, she got the hell out, leaving an empty whiskey bottle as a note. As she walked along the Dam in the night, she felt drunk, content, and happy to be alive. Which to her, was the whole point of it all

heyo yuuko
>just got back from iceskating
>tried hockey skates for the first time
>wibbly wobbly at first but got the hang of it after the first 5 minutes.
>still havent fallen on ice yet.

goodnight
>obligatory early bake comment

...

night

Where my nigga go?
Figaro, Figaro

Started buying PC parts today. I bought the wrong fucking SATA cables. 18 inches is way too short for a full ATX build. Now I have to drive 40 minutes tomorrow to get a refund...
I feel stupid.

Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed

vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ

Oh, that's okay. Try to sleep at a decent time tonight, you.
>unless your timezone is different or something
Anything else planned for the night, besides /waifu/?

who are you quoting :^)

Best bake

I've never been ice skating, that sounds like fun, but difficult.

hello juvia
*no compliments as promised*
it's like roller blading if you've ever done that
obligatory cute

...

Hello
There better not be, I've got my eye on you

Sup nerd
I can't understand a damn thing you said...
Smug.

>as long as the lewds eventually come
as that was the deal. I am a man of my word.

He said "autists enjoy repetition"

As with you

(`∧´)

Yes. Many more smugs in the manga. Almost all of them are alcohol related.

Hi Juvia, why don't you like compliments?

Sup Tali how's it?

Should I become a commoner in these threads or do you guys want me leave?

>nerd
I'm not a nerd, how dare you
Also hello
>Lewds?
>trips
Hello,
And i don't like them cause they make me blush

Did you write this Mai? I really enjoyed it.

It would have also helped if my headphones were plugged in all the way.
Thanks...
Drunken smugs
That's some scary shit, yo.
Don't take it personally, I call everyone a nerd.
Literally everyone.

**resists the urge to comment on lewds
nah just become a regular like the rest of us
I at least enjoy talking to you
also see for how i'm doing

hey faggots, there's a man here that'd like to interview you all

No it's from an anime, Shinsekai Yori.

Oh ok. Well its nice to meet you.
Ah that's good. Sounded like it was fun.

>Should I become a commoner in these threads or do you guys want me leave?
That's your choice.

Alright I have no friends outside internet, I probably have depression, I'm socially awkward, I watch anime everyday, I act edgy in facebook and twitter to fill the hole in my heart, I play video games because in the games I can do something nice unlike in real life, I will probably kill myself before my 30s and I have over 3000 hours in league of legends

AMA

Well Rory is s high functioning alcoholic.

fucking weaboos

Hi Mai, I don't think I have met you yet, how are you?
Well if I am a nuisance than whats the point.
>What is Sup Forums?

Why didn't you choose Kagami?

He isn't taking my waifu. Fuck back off to Sup Forums

Yui is getting married!
Where the fuck do you think you are? I really hate Sup Forums for attracting newfags like you.

I know, I'm just kidding around
So what are you up to?
Don't even think about it
It's nice to meet you too.
>I'm finally making new friends
You don't want a social life, i used to have one and it was not great.
Also hello

the worst board on Sup Forums
I love konata :o
you getting married?

yeah but we arent going back to that particular rink though
>fucking faggot
so a typical Sup Forums poster?

I will definitely check that out, thanks.

Stick around, the more the merrier. Especially during the quiet hours.

hey now I didn't say i wouldn't think things. I just won't say them aloud.

I have sex with girls and party every day :o

that was just a pasta I found on facebook
most of the waifus are normalfags

Talk to people you like. Don't talk to people you don't like. Easy.

...

whoa there ms lewdy let's try to keep the dress below fingertip length pls

>Should I become a commoner in these threads or do you guys want me leave?
I dunno. You're alright with me, even though you're not the OG Yuibro. Stay if you want.
The only good kind of alcoholic.
Not much. Worked, drove out to Fry's Electronics, bought the wrong PC parts... Yeah... Nothing that great.

The earth is getting married!
nice feet

I actually really like your feet. :3

Figuratively me without 3000 hours in LoL.
Fine, you?
Don't worry, you will never be able to make /waifu/ any worse.

do you play dota 2? :o

I want to get into it

bb, I'm going to sleep

goodnight sachi :o

*goodnight kiss*

I mean i'm married, but we are both weeaboos, also we are going to a swinger club tomorrow. so idk if i'm "normal"
nice feet

Nope.

Why not? Did something happen?

Guess its decided.

Ok. I guess I need to talk to you sometime, as I haven't been able to yet. You seem like a cool lad.

I am honestly surprised there hasn't been a second Yuiposter for the last couple of days.

Preddy gud

Bye sachi

bb im still here
thats false king :o

swinger club? :o

Fuckin christ, really making a great impression. Forgot pic.

I'm to socially anxious to play online games :o
Goodnight Alice.

I'm tired

Thanks.
But I'm going to bed now. Have a good night.
I'll try to talk to you tomorrow if I remember, or whenever you get on the thread again.

there is a smaller rink close by and although the ice isnt as good there isn't a crowd or line for tickets. plus they do the zamboni inbetween skate times instead of in the middle of it.

I know I'm just jesting

you guys have different names :o
just mute your team
go to sleep then ya dingus

don't jest then :o

okay

>normalfags
Debatable. All depends on your definition of what normal is, and that usually depends on the social norms of cultures etc etc normality does not exist and a long rant nobody wants to read.

Also, I have OCD that stems horrible anxiety problems. Doubt that makes me truely a "normal" person.
СУКА БЛЯТЬ!
Meh. You'd be surprised tbh. K-On! isn't as popular as it used to be, especially with the rise of IM@S and Love Live.
I still do that all the time. Don't worry.
>Reminds me of myself when I used to post Yui on animu way back when

*goodnight kiss*
don't shitpost :o
who is the most normal in threads?

sorry I don't speak spanish...

Non-whites assimilating into western society is my fetish.

i don't shitpost
what do you think i am? :o

don't do that

why not cutie? :(
allice :o

alice is a faggot who eats dicks :o

it's weird

do you think he would eat my dick? :o

what are you, straight? :o

kind of

i don't know ask him

pretty much this, it's about your/others' frame of reference on what normal is. I'd consider myself pretty normal, but then again I'm here posting at 1am and looking for some recipes to cook for the upcoming week.

>cyrillic text
As much as I'd like to learn Russian to make travel easier in that part of the world, it just stumps me every time.

No worries, you're good.

next time he gets on :o
I mean, we're still young and able to experiment

Buhbye.

>Zamboni runs during skate times
That's retarded. Good reason to change.

I guess you are right, funny how it still seems so relevant on Sup Forums and /c/ though. Guess when you look elsewhere though its like K-On wasn't ever there.

Cool

I'm going to sleep

*goddnight hug*

:o

o:

agreed plus there were a bunch of unattended kids doing rude things. it's just not worth the good ice for all that plus the drive there

Honestly I don't know, and I don't care either.
All it says is fucking bitch in russian (pronounced Sooka blyat)
It's kind of a meme in the Dota 2 and CS:GO community seeing as EU Matchmaking has tons of useless Russian assholes who often refuse to speak English even if they know it.
Every niche fanbase has it's own little niche in the world. Just need to know where to look, I guess.
Even then, K-On was still influential to anime as a whole, kinda like MF Doom and Madlib's influence on rap after the release of Madvillainy. Sure, they may have faded into obscurity a bit, overshadowed by newer bigger things, but the influence is still there if you know what to look for.

I want to hold you dearly :o

>tfw you will never smell Tomoko's cute little stinky butt

Anyone listening to some cool music?

Personally listening to some Justice.

Justice is pretty good.
youtube.com/watch?v=Zy7V5DXUhCM

Okay
I'm struggling to keep my eyes open right now.
Good night /waifu/
If Makoto ever gets his ass back on here, tell him Karme misses his cute little butt.

I'll leave you with this.
youtube.com/watch?v=cmUFJmFoiDU

Aye aye.

Both of you have nice tastes.

is she naked? :o

Maybe. ;)

:(

Boring

Im sorry.

Isnt it always?

Cute

its 7:30
hold me :o
your boring