Heeming general

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GET THE FUCK IN HERE

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>Heeming general

delete

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WAKE UP AMERICA

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WAKE UP HEEM
SAY NO TO SHIT OP'S

NO FORGET NEWS PEOPLE

What supplements do you guys take?

steroids

Super Male Vitality
DNA Force
Brain Force
Alpha Brain

Red's Flax Seed Meal

>eating gynoseeds
Lol

zinc, vitamin c

LexaPure waterfilters

How to be a super male

1. Be intimate with your gf/wife daily
2. Work hard in the gym
3. Get a goodnight's sleep
4. Buy super male supplements

>zinc, vitamin c
just eat meat and fruit lmao nigga its that easy

How to be a super male:

1. Respect all
2. Clip nails
3. Say "Sir" and "Ma'am"
4. Be on time
5. No bullying

Gabi Garcia

don't like fruit desu

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worked on this one for an hour

anyone else notice that mickey gall is one of those people that doesn't have that little canal between their nose and mouth? are those people human?

>pee pee siesta
hmmm

How to be an alpha male:

1. Grow your own food
2. Hunt your own animals
3. Listen to JRE
4. Trane in the gi at least 3 times a week minimum
5. Buy ONNIT based supplements

thats like saying you dont like fish they all taste different

C U C K

USADA

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don't like the consistency desu

not all

I eat bananas ofc

and I guess avocado and tomatoes are fruit technically
watermelon's great too
grapes are good too

but everything else I can't eat (unless it's cooked, then I don't mind)

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ex-champ-chris-weidman-vs-yoel-romero-slated-for-ufc-205-in-new-york-city/

kiwi
mango
melons
figs
lycees

these taste 10/10

OFFICIAL /heem/ GOAT FRUIT POWER RANKINGS:

1. Red apples
2. Bananas
3. Peaches
4. Grapes
5. Lychees
6. Nectarines
7. Pears
8. Passionfruit
9. Plums
----- POWER GAP ----
900. Green apples
901. Oranges
902. Cherries

---- POWER GAP ----
9001. Watermelon

How does Sage feel about this?

fight companion this saturday?

nice

don't mind figs either actually
not a big fan of mango/melons

it's definitely a mental thing, I'm slowly learning to appreciate new things, I still have to grow up about food

>---- POWER GAP ----
>9001. Watermelon

clearly never had a ripe watermelon

>red apples number 1

you are the DEFINITION of pleb

they don't have sun there

That card is S T A C K E D

>Tfw contemplating buying tickets

Are UFC events better in person?

>north european talking about fruit

fuck off and eat your barley and herring

wew lad mostly correct. Honeydew melon and pomegranates are top 10 fruits

you should lad, be a part of history

kek

>he has never eaten raw herring with onions
tastes great tb h

much worse

>tfw I have
was stoned as fuck but I loved it (no pickles though, fuck pickles)
came back for seconds

my man

Herring is fucking top tier stuff m8

Maatjesharing is GOAT too honestly

And pickled herring with red onions and beets is tasty af

it was quinton "rampage" jackson

i actually do all the time, just busting ur balls

i also love oily maatjes but i've never eaten it dutch style with the whole thing at once

pic related, normal snack for me

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Be careful

>Frens Haringhandel
>Wok To Walk
>Burger Bar
>Crepes & Waffles

Amsterdam has top tier street food

mmafighting.com/2016/9/15/12930664/fabricio-werdum-vs-cain-velasquez-2-targeted-for-ufc-207

>mfw it's a title eliminator

Can you imagine the sons she'd give you?

I assume this will be comain so only 3 rounds. Will be interesting. They will will have a crazy pace I bet.

Who else is in the title picture? JDS?

Don't those tits add a long of extra useless weight?

Fresh Schaubcast
youtube.com/watch?v=N5vdR9MeXOY

Probably some malformed ones
Pro basketball players are birthed by fuckin dwarves get out of here with this meme

>UFC 205 main card confirmed
Alvarez vs Mcgregor
Woodley vs Thompson
Weidman vs Romero
Evans vs Kennedy
Edgar vs Stephens

bless

Where's the Paint stuff

Guess the next bellator champ.

Mate he's not going to fight for a year or so

He also seems to be talking a lot of shit recently, don't dislike him but it's just what he's doing

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gall

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He'll get destroyed by Koreshkov jabbing his sinuses in.

I can do it too

Conflicted haha

jon jones

no

How do you make these images?

Uriah hall

No, if you're paying attention to the text, don't

It's just there because my drawing is shit

For my phone I use Photoshop mix

Only true fightfans will know about this ;^)

need a hint

>all that """hard work"""
>still can't throw a fucking punch

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Will graham

Gsp

probally would die at birth due all the steroids she is on

no no no, what's the picture displaying to you?

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Does it bother you to post in /heem/ with me knowing that I could heem you any time I felt like like it?

DC

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

Negative

is there an mma gym in peru?

Do you eat guinea pigs and slurp llama semen to get big in peru?

are you a member of Sendero Luminoso?

do you play dota?

>Left Goes Completely Insane, Claims Pepe The Frog Racist

Buffer ?

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Good guess, sort of getting on the right lines but it's a current fighter

CM Punk

>IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

>defending against wonderboy on fs1

It's like pottery. It rhymes.