Ask a Jimmy John's driver anything

Ask a Jimmy John's driver anything.

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

why dont you have a real job?

OoOoOoO with the trips doe.
I am not suicidal. I am happy.
In college at the moment

>I am happy.
>On Sup Forums
We're all miserable here. So are you. You probably just don't know it yet.

if the customer refuses to pay for the food, do you get to keep the sandwich?

is a $5 tip reasonable?

ever wanted to fuck your friends sister?

how stoned are you? I worked there as a driver for year.5 during college and there was scarcely a single employee day or night shift who was not high as a kite. Was a fun-ass job

oops well here anyways
Yes, i keep it.
Yes, $5 would make me happy
Yes, I even told him I would and we both laughed
I dont smoke weed anymore. So, never. But, I am cool with people that do. Idk if any of my co-workers are. They dont say anything about it

and just to elaborate on the tip question, you would honestly not believe how many people tip $1 and that is not okay. Since were "freaky fast" we usually only deliver an order at a time unless we absolutely can and have to send out 2. Hardly ever 3. Never even taken 3 myself

Deliver me a fucking number 11 and I'll tip you 20 bucks and you can hit this joint.

Not really a question. Also, I am off at the moment and thirdly we probably dont live in the same state. So

>no, sorry

$20 tip would be amazing though

It's a long shot but do you work at the one in western WI right next to a hotel and a college across the street?

Would you fuck bruce jenner

yes, but i dont deliver you people like you

why does the bread on your sandwiches taste so bad?

Like I have literally had better tasting cardboard than the stuff they use to stick their toppings on.

Nah haha Im a few states south of you. I am east coast though
Probably not, but have masturbated to shemales before,
Not OP (me)

Jeff get off Sup Forums

Two part.

Ever gotten a speeding ticket while on a delivery?
Does JJ reimburse you for said tickets?

>no capital letters
Stop it dog, that's not you. Shut up.

do you know that your sandwiches kind of suck and are overpriced? And you're just in it for the money?

Damn, well here's to your next deliver being full of dank tips and dank weed.

Nigga you getting your daily THC? Turkey, ham, and cheese.

Hmmm I am unsure, I think it tastes great honestly. I am sorry you feel that way. I think its better than Subway
No we give cops free drinks so the sign on top of our cars usually signals not to pull us over
They are supposed to be gourmet sandwiches. But yeah I agree with you and yes im really just in it for the cash

Haha I appreciate that, but like I said I dont smoke. But as far as my THC I try to get all those dope food groups in there

>that's not you
but this is me. who else could it possibly be?

would you suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole?

>They are supposed to be gourmet sandwiches
a step above subway is not gourmet

Dude, you aren't even you. For all you know you could be me and I could be that guy posting above me. You never know.

>advertising buzzwords
I take it you still have some growing up to do.

Toca meat?

I keep seeing that ridiculous thread haha no I think thats too much bacteria for one's mouth
I am just saying their reasoning. Not necessarily mine.
What?

>For all you know you could be me
but i dont masturbate to traps

Not sure how to answer/respond to all of this. But, it made me laugh. Kudos

thanks
seeing it like this really helps me know who i am

How do you live with the fact that I'm fucking your bitch while you're at work?