Honorable mention: the moon. Only planet that men have been to besides earth, and is widely recognized as a territory of the United States.
8. Mercury. It's just a fucking weak planet and does nothing. No one is visiting, it's too hot, nothing of value - it's the phillidelphia eagles of the solar system.
7. Earth Too much moderation and people taking away freedoms here.
6. Venus Visited once and it killed the probe. Fuck Venus.
5. Uranus Weak name no interesting facts.
Power gap
4. Neptune Great color, good clarity, decent cut, phenomenal carrot weight. A must buy.
3. Saturn Dem rings shine nicely at night - best aeastetics in the solar system
2. Mars GOAT destination, best movies are set here, great video games are there, we landed a fucking rover on this planet. The USA planet and honorary freedom member.
1. Jupiter. Largest planet by far, bigger, cooler, and more laid bigger brother of Saturn. The sun's favorite, with an untouchable power and mass. No debate on this one.
Liam Rivera
>no Pluto
Blake Jackson
SCREW THE MODS BE AN OUTLAW
Andrew Cooper
Pluto is not a planet you fucking idiot.
Join twitsp fuck the mods
Cameron Ward
>all this earthling guilt
What a cuck
Grayson Perez
saturn is consensus 1 senpai
Gavin Fisher
>He rates Poopiter Smh @ you casuals
Brandon Adams
>Pluto is not a planet that's racist
Colton Jackson
>Neptune that low gas yourself
Dominic Hall
>based Mercury dead last
Americans would find small things awful.
Bentley Cooper
>Saturn most rings >not the goat
Nothing is more important than rings user
Wyatt Stewart
>mentioning Luna but not any of the cool moons like Triton, Enceladus, Io, Titan or Europa
Joseph Cooper
jupiter is a fat shit. earth should be #1
>he is so bad that nobody lives there
Jonathan Scott
>a place where we all have to live together and hate each other as 1 You fucked up.
This Earth number one, Saturn is two. Jupiter is a meme, wow so much fucking gas
Jaxon Rivera
>list not in correct order >list not formatrd properly >no capitals in subject field >adds unnecessary line explaining itself
2/10 thread 2bh
Julian Cook
>1. jupiter
1000x yes
Leo Edwards
>Jupiter is a meme You're in the club and this guy slaps your girl's ass. What do you do?
Bear in mind he has a mass of 1.898 × 10^27 kg and gravity over 2.5 times that of Earth's.
Cameron Scott
Planet At Every Size
Gabriel Cook
This is the worst power rankings I have ever seen
Mason Gray
What about the underdog?
Andrew Ward
>Jupiter >was supposed to be a sun >failed >somehow that makes it great
Anyway, this solar system has shit planets.
2M1207b is the GOAT
>The planet is four times the mass of Jupiter and orbits a failed star, known to astronomers as a brown dwarf. And while our solar system is 4.5 billion years in the making, 2M1207b is a mere ten million years old. Its days are short--less than 11 hours--and its temperature is hot--a blistering 2,600 degrees Fahrenheit. Its rain showers come in the form of liquid iron and glass.
>13.8 Ga >not having liquid iron rain
Robert Cox
>he doesn't support the solar system
BUILD GALACTIC FEDERATION
John Ward
>Venus >not dead fucking last
It's the shittiest place in the solar system, right up there with Australia
Owen Perez
Only correct and objective answer
Brayden Thompson
When will you faggot Twitter/sp/ "Outlawz" fucking stop this bullshit. You are there for a reason. Because you refuse to talk sports. It's pathetic that you have to hide in a troll thread to even post here. I swear to God I hope you are all IP Address, MAC address, 4ChanX banned whatever for the rest of your pathetic lives. This is a SPORTS board not a HURR DURR FEET or a HURR DURR ANIME or a HURR DURR POWER RANKINGS board. Fucking leave, never come back. Better yet, you all need to kill yourselves. You were banned from an anime message board for not following simple FUCKING rules. What does that say about your actual lives? To me, it says you are all virgins, you have acne, you're probably fatter than LeX (Who actually comes to this board to talk about Sup Forums - sports) So that just proves even the lowest of low pieces of shit on this board are better than all of you. Fuck this. I'm just going to report, hide, and sage this fucking thread. All of you need to get cancer. Maybe a professional athlete will take you to a sports game since you all have clearly never seen one in your lives.
Luke Morris
Saturn has the most visible rings and likely the largest, but Jupiter, Uranus and Neptune all have some kind of ring around them though faint.
>Earth probably had one but it's gone >Won't be alive to see if Mars gets a ring when Deimos or Phobos rips apart >tfw born a just few generations too early for space exploration
