Is watching the Food Network bad for health?
Is watching the Food Network bad for health?
Christopher Price
Hudson Torres
PBS cooking shows shit all over this channel
Landon Ward
>Food Network killing Fieri
One can dream.
William Cox
meanie
Cameron Green
Are you saying you actually like the guy?
Jace Fisher
I used to think like you, before I was taken through the gates of Flavortown
Adrian Sanchez
>he hasn't been to flavortown
Logan Davis
Motherfucker have you even been on a flavortown road trip?
Matthew Myers
does flavortown lead to true enlightenment?
Brandon Butler
it is within the halls of valhalla
guy will carry you there, greasy and chrome
Cooper Ortiz
I got raped in Flavortown.
Actually, I ate at one of his restaurants and had a horrible experience. The food was the opposite of flavor, bland. Stuff that should have been hot was barely lukewarm. Oddly enough, something similar happened at one of Flay's places too.
Josiah Brown
>tfw never been to flavortown
Sebastian Perry
what did you order
Connor Watson
...
Mason Hall
Honestly, I would just fast inbetween shoots.
Jordan Foster
i seriously doubt he knows who Captain Beefheart even is
Elijah Smith
Whelp,that's my new favorite post for awhile.
Camden Morris
>flavour
You cheeky cunt
Michael Harris
NIGGER
Caleb Brooks
Colton Evans
Do you think Guy just outright ignores the horrendous heart burn and intestinal issues that he undoubtedly has developed over the course of his tours in Flavortown?
Juan Ward
>American """"cuisine""""
Adrian Bell
get a load of this dipshit
Juan Smith
Michael Bailey
Gee, it's almost like celebrity TV chefs just license their name to restaurants while having nothing to do with the actual cooking.
Might as well just go to any chain restaurant.
Nathan Bennett
Better to die a citizen of Flavortown than live outside its borders.
Carson Scott
Yes, most of it is food porn catered to fat Americans with gratuitous shots of cheap processed cheese oozing, fat dripping off ribs and deep frying of fats.
There isn't any shows that educate people about nutrition and show how to make healthy melas, everything is just pour a litre of butter into the pan, skin side up, add some olive oil, deep fry it and then sprinkle some processed cheese and bacon over it. That or showing some fat ass travel the country stuffing his face with burgers the size of a normal persons head.
Thomas Russell
> When you hung that sign by the entrance that says, WELCOME TO FLAVOR TOWN!, were you just messing with our heads?
Haven't read that in years, but it's still great.
Jason Edwards
Yeah, I remember seeing it in /ck/ when it first came out. It's too good.
Blake Walker
Forget it, Jake. It's Flavortown.
Nicholas Ortiz
no[/spoiler]
Zachary Stewart
...
Adam Cook
...
Julian Richardson
William Jones
Skin side down retard
Jayden Butler
Not if it's going in the oven
Ryan Morales
>not watching the marathon
Noah Harris
Not memeing but I honestly don't get the hate
He seems like a good hearted, fun and goofy guy.
Josiah Taylor
>not streaming it for us
fuck you
Isaac Sanchez
He said pan
Caleb Long
I wasn't pointing to a specific recipe, it was a jumble of cooking jargon
Jack Mitchell
I'm on my phone. How do I do that?
Gabriel Smith
I'll just keep taking pics for u bb
Jeremiah Williams
YO WASSUP /teevee/
TODAY ON DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DONGS I'LL BE STUFFING MY FACE WITH ENLIGHTENMENT AS I CHOMP DOWN ON SOME TAIWANESE TACOS STRAIGHT ON OF HOUSTON TEXAS! I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO CENTER MYSELF...BUT I CAN PUT THIS DELICIOUS THI-MEX INTO THE CENTER OF MY TORSO!
Kayden Diaz
kek
is that really you,guy?
Anthony Russell
he was the reason golden state warriors lost the nba finals
David Hill
>not watching Cutthroat Kino
Wyatt Richardson
YOU BET YOUR SWEET A** IT IS! I'M SENDING YOU THIS ON THE TOP OF A BUS AND I JUST SPIKED MY HAIR. GUESS WHERE THAT BUS IS HEADED?
YEP, FLAVORTOWN! BOOYA
Logan Campbell
I wish I had a gf to watch guy's desend into the abyss of flavortown
Jeremiah Diaz
lies
Lincoln King
>Guy actually says flavortown
Kayden Green
winner winner chicken wing dinner
Asher Gonzalez
>donkey sauce is a real menu item
Jose Scott
>If you can eat here your a shark
Levi Watson
Americucks just like to dumb-down everything.
Kevin Myers
>Americans
Justin Young
tell me
do you believe everything you see posted here is real
Aiden Carter
That's a real menu, Denialo
Andrew Taylor
his shirt says guido
Angel Butler
>yuros
Jaxson Murphy
Who's this gorgeous dime piece?
Jace Clark
Newt Gingrich's wife/sister
Connor Hughes
Yuros seem to take all posts made by Americans seriously and use them to bash Americans even when the post is clearly satire or otherwise fake
Joseph Davis
I'M NOT EUROPEAN AND THAT'S A REAL MENU FROM HIS RESTAURANT YOU FAGGOTS
John Stewart
Case in point
Matthew Diaz
The Captain Beefheart one is actually reasonable.
I've had heart before.
Cooked that way would make it pretty good
Nicholas Martin
Are you pretending to be retarded?
Nolan Sullivan
I just.. I can't do it anymore Sup Forums. I just can't do it anymore
Lucas White
you will never be accepted into flavortown with that attitude
Owen White
>tfw you will die outside the gates of Flavortown
Jaxson Thomas
Does anyone know the directions to flavortown?
Juan Collins
Not, that's all that hair gel he's been using for like the past two decades.
Zachary Jones
Bury me in flavortown lads...
William Long
in your heart, you already know the way
Michael Roberts
I will ride to Flavortown greasy and frosted, brother
Immortan Fieti edit when
Colton Howard
it's betwixt the stars and heaven
Lincoln Nelson
Savage
Ryan Turner
...
Angel Brown
...
Brandon Lewis
> 20th season
what
Austin Hughes
Where the fuck do you live? A prison?
Lucas Moore
No he's American
Lucas Rivera
we need flags
Mason Morales
If we did you'd see that I'm a proud citizen of Flavortown
Jackson Thomas
Wow, he crushed the son of a bitch. Stop giving in to capitalism Fieri, I love DDD damn it.!
Dylan Jones
That logo at the top
>A REAL HERO
Joshua Scott
...
Chase Hughes
i like to think he lives with them like badges of honor
Levi Murphy
ascension to flavortown requires sacrifice
Liam Gutierrez
Guy stiffs restaurants he visits on tips (he doesn't tip period because he expects full comps wherever he goes) and is known to be an obnoxious asshole according to literally everyone who has ever worked with him or served him. Rest in flavor town hell.
Hunter Gonzalez
Is this a lovers quarrel?
youtube.com
Josiah Sullivan
Are you telling me the guy who's known for wearing flame shirts and drives muscle cars and dyes a blonde streak into his goatee is obnoxious? Don't fuck with me like this user
Juan Miller
>because he expects full comps
As he should. When fucking Guy Fieri walks into your shitty establishment you better be grateful.
Eli Collins
>Football: The Meal
I'm fucking dying over here
Jaxson Wood
you can act however you want when you are the messiah of flavortown
Jack Jones
if the food network is really killing guy "fieri" ferry then i finally approve of the food network
Gavin Nguyen
that might be the most milquetoast satire site on the entire internet
Connor Sanchez
>"hobo lobo etc" appetizer w/ wolf meat
is that even legal??
Christopher Brooks
Nothing's illegal in flavortown
Jonathan Hall
>That's slamma jamma in Alabama!
Why