ITT we design movie theaters

ITT we design movie theaters

which side of the theater is a secret gas chamber?

here is the template

the one without the shower view obviously, those are for plebs

Bump I'm gonna be pissed if this thread dies before I can post my layout

bump with new design

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Dude the single people can still shoot the rest of the people from there

that looks pretty comfy desu, screen is a little small on the singles section and it can get cramped in there but other than that its great.

Only like 7 posts and I'm already dying. Good thread, bump for interest.

assault rifles are banned in my country so that slipped my mind

here's the freedom-friendly version

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Magnum opus. Gonna save this.

i hope the singles door leads directly to the street, that way you don't trigger yourself by seeing the couples in the lobby.

what goes on in the foot fetish area? are there girls in there?

this looks like an animal crossing house

>nowhere to put my anvil

Dogshit design, desu. Unless your theatre wants to pull the "leave your anvil at the door" trick again. I've lost many anvils that way.

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It's basically the thinking area but for white males

>tfw you have to use the backup vape zone

Where am I supposed to put my anvil?

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Can you guys add a designated seating area for those with seeing eye dogs?

>Get to theatre
>Get past forever trench
>Lose date to the theatre moat
>Now a single white male
>Theatre shooter takes notice and starts taking pop shots
>Lose him in Death Island
>Drop popcorn running away from Death Island natives
>Get out and scale brick wall
>Finally make it to Winners row
>Sprain neck staring at the 80 feet screen from about 5 feet away
>Only manage to catch the tail end of movie

here you go guys, anvil is always welcomed in my theater

>no Cinema Dome in your state or city

>no mention of the dome meme from old Sup Forums

Finally, a cinema with the modern amenities I need. Thanks OP.

looks like the perfect gay sauna to be frankly my dear

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uh where are the rifle valet?

you can't honestly expect me to hold these things the whole movie?

singles are welcomed

Where's the screen

what are the gray areas?

>tree stand seating

nice

No singles allowed in my kinotorium

>convince gay coworker to attend a screening of The Anvil Hoarder (1930) with me in an attempt to get around the NSP
>reluctantly agrees, but only if I stick my finger in his ass before the show
>that won't be a problem, i'll just use the cinéma shower to freshen up afterwards
>get inside, rush to set my anvil in the hoarding station
>notice my anvil rival brought his qt girlfriend
>immediately identify his anvil in the hoarding section
>stupid faggot, he hasn't shined it in days
>crab leg debris has accumulated after repeated use
>place my perfectly shined anvil right in front of his seats
>rival is pissed
>"user, is that shit on your finger?"
>his gf starts giggling
>feel my face get hot, so I try to cover it with my hands and inadvertently get shit in my eye
>run to the shower area and cry for the first half of the movie

Did I fuck up, Sup Forums?

Ski courses. Green Circle, Blue Square, and Black Diamond are commonly used designations of difficulty. Was thinking of putting in a freestyle course but that would mean less tree stand seating.

No user you just need to shine your anvil harder next time

>Gladiators
it's a live show.

makes you think

Hell YES!

>get ferris wheel seats, miss half the movie because the other carts block my view

where are the crab leg

>Going to the movies to see a movie

Pleb

I'm so glad this meme isn't completely forgotten yet.

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got you covered senpais

looks good and spooky, to bad the chairs are shit

Where are the laundry machines? How am I supposed to dry my towel after I shower?

>not running a lap to dry off
>not exciting the falcons so they flap their wings at you

Your "vision" of cinema design is lacking.

love the falcon idea, bet that fresh wing-breeze feels great on the wet naked body

best i can give you is a rack close to the falcons

Put on some desks as well. Some of us like to take notes at the kinoflicks.

Best thread in a while

when i least expect it, anvilposting always comes out of nowhere, truly the patrician meme

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Patrician layout.

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I don't see anvils

This meme is so unbelievable stupid and shows how reddit infected this place has become.

>guys, you know what's funny?...falcons in a cinema!!! :D
>PFFFF HAHAHAH Yeah, soo randum!!! ^^xD
>xDDDD UPBOAT

Nigga that what Sup Forums was before reddit did that shit

Newfag

>This meme is so unbelievable stupid
Nigga do you know where you are?

what do you think the showers are?

I doubt reddit would think of any of this retarded shit. Only Sup Forums and Sup Forums would think of this

I can't handle this anymore.

Delete this. It triggers me.

Ok but where's Jamal?

>those fucking chairs
Do you want to kill me or something?
Otherwise solid cinema

Makes me laugh

And there it is. The "fedora". Right on schedule.

You are the cancer that destroyed this place and is now proceeding to destroy humanity. Everything you touch, is shit. YOU are shit. Everything you will ever amount to, everybody you will ever know and everything you will ever do, will be shit.

You rob everything of its integrity and you spew your "buzzwords" as though they're gospel. You brag about accomplishments that aren't yours to what passes for your "friends" and they reward you with empty applause. Empty. Like everything else in your life. You have never possessed one ounce of dignity, honor or self-respect. Others do not respect you. In all likelihood they will NEVER respect you.

I do not wish death upon the likes of you. I do not wish for you to end your vapid, hollow existence. Instead, I revel in the knowledge that, with each year that passes, you will descend more and more into the despair and depression that will inevitably follow your teenagehood. I wish I could be there to see the look on your face as the revelation hit you. The revelation that you are nothing and always have BEEN nothing. I wish I could be there to tell you, "I told you so" with a wry smile on my face.

That this will never happen, is my only regret. Enjoy what passes for your life, child, because in a few years when adulthood hits you with full-force, you will not even be REMOTELY prepared for it.

What about the anvils?

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Waaaiiit a second.........

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don't usually go in these threads much but a couple of these pics made me lel a little bit

>le falcon xDD

What is this?

took me a second

All theaters without cages or tie down perches for falcons are instantly disqualified.

Do you still lose good boy points for talking during the trailers?

The fire rises

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Fucking lost it

Im in tears

spotted the redditor

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!

What's the deal with all the Anvils?

did I miss an epic new meme?

do you get a raft at least or something or you just float/swim?

looks dangerous to be honest family

bumping

spotted the voted stay for brexit

redditors being redditors

just ignore pham

plz reaffirm my autism

>crab pond

>the s-sound of human beans upsets me
>I literally can't miss a second of capeshit
>muh noise canceling headphones

Literal autism. And you wonder why a lot of theaters don't allow singles?

where's the designated shooter supposed to sit?

kek

probably in the family unit or the singles cell, don't want our oppressed people to get injured

>two-way mirror
my sides are in the stratosphere

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Can't tell if you're trolling.

Why do the based falcons have to be put in cages?

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The newzealand subreddit came up with a myth that they had a ban on gardens. Definitely on the same level.