Got bit by a spider how fucked am i ?!

got bit by a spider how fucked am i ?!

very

Not at all?
Enjoy your new superpowers.

this is now a spiderman thread.

What kind?

2 threads kind of fucked

Properfucked

Where in the world are you and do you know what sort of spider it was?

im in australia, no i didnt see her i just felt the pain

How does it feel?
Is your hand swelling up?

It's Australia goto a hospital

a slight pull, no or atleast i cant notice

Musta been a big one judging for the distance between the holes, getting it checked out isn't a bad idea

Where you bitten in your house or outdoors?
Also do you know what spiders live around your area?

Why was your hand that close to a spider. They don't like being petted

OP you have the most lopsided ass ive ever saw

i was chopping wood in the backyard,
i have seen some but i cant tell what kind they are

I just did a google search on spiders who live in wood piles. From that list I'd recommend you going to a hospital, just to be sure.

yeah i guess i have no other choice, thanks for helping bro

OP you have been bitten by a black manba
>pic related

KSHSHSHSHHHHHHHH YOU DED!

No problem, I like spiders so I jump on any chance to talk about them.

One can only hope. Pic related