Why should we conform to social norms of age...

Why should we conform to social norms of age. If my biological age is hypothetically 13 but i feel older i should be able to adopt the age i actually feel. No one can tell me that i can't be 18 when i want to. Systematic age oppresion of the patriarchal society needs to come to an end, gather up and stand for it. STOMP THE AGEIST AGENDA!!!!

Is that actually a thing? I mean this right here is a troll...but do people actually believe in this shit?

you can "feel" older but that doesnt mean you actually are mentally ready or physically, sorry mate give it up date someone who isnatleast 18 and youll be fine.

Shit? Shit?! Are you for fucking real? This age oppressing, hate-mongering kind of thinking needs to stop

GET OUT OF MY THREAD! This is a serious matter. I could probably smash up pretty much anyone alive. You've got to be cold and calculating if you want to survive the legit death matches. You won't ever see me fighting in a ring thgough. That's pussy shit, with rules and referees. Someone like me takes it to the street. I've fought in alley ways, parks after dark, and even in the middle of a forest. No one has ever squared up with me and walked away to talk about it. I'm thinking of travelling to Africa and fighting a tribe of chimpanzees just for the hell of it. Honestly, it probably won't even be a challenge.

UNDERAGE FAGGOT ALERT

>hypothetically

You're not fooling anybody.

Triggered

Suck me off fampai, i don't need to prove anything to an underage btard like you, i bet you're a supporter of the wagegap, you fucking trumpist

2/10 you need to be more subtle, but nice try

>>>/global/rules/2
Your brain doesn't finish developing properly until the mid 20s, until then you are emotionally immature.

Someone doesn't know how to keep track of posters, get out handifag

Nice dubs man, now go and blow a bearded hobo then jump off a cliff

^^

Mid 40s here.

Even in your 20s you still know fucking nothing.

Not sure when you actually start knowing shit. Wisdom is not how much you know. It's understanding just how little you do.

I know i can beat your ass on the street, that's how little i know

I think its satirizing trans people

Trans people or transexuals? Get your genders straight, no pun intended

i've never fit in with people my own age but i put that down to being an autist rather than being a different mental age

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>trumpist

>I shouldn't have been born in this generation

the fuck?

You can feel like you are a giant red wood, it won't change what you are in reality though.
I've felt old for ages, but I'm not actually old and I don't expect other people to treat me like I'm old.
It's not oppression, it's reality.

>Really wants to buy alcohol, cigarettes, and porn at 13.
Enjoy sucking dick for heroin at 18, champ.

I'm with you brah, why should I have to fuck a girl of my age, if I really want to fuck a 9yo? what does it matter if I'm 34? I want a 9yo cunny on my dick.

Someday you'll realize just how cringe worthy threatening people over the internet is. It will embarrass you, knowing you were such a faggot.

>Benis
Lost my sides

9?
I didn't know you liked grannies.

Fresh cummies

Uncle Elroy is that you?

Not that jackass but I can confirm. I feel like a fucking retard when I think about times when I threatened people on the internet.

It's seriously fucking autistic.

REEEEEEE

Do you also count the seconds of a person being alive up until a certain amount of years?

This is either a subtle troll or an idiot. I'm not sure which.

>REEEEEEE
You must be new around here.

Nope, I usually browse during the summer mostly, though

what exactly are you whining about?

>subtle troll or an idiot

None of jem... He is right.. and you a teenager

i agree completely.
13 year old girls should be allowed to be over 18 if they feel like it.
Because REASONS.

Wait....
Wait, does this mean that mature women would be able to get me arrested for statutory rape by saying that they turn twelve when they get drunk or something?
NVM, Do not want.

> drunk
> 12 y olds..
Choose one...

pedos gonna love this

Stop with this copypasta. Your brain isnt fully developed to shit post

They're going to love you too if you don't get out of my thread, underage little shit

why not both?

I know the feeling OP. I'm 31, but I feel 13 in my heart. Just need to find a girl my age.

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I'm 29 but I've not changed at all since I was about 18.
I feel 18, I still look 18... but I'm not 18.
You are your age, you can't adopt a new age just because you feel like it.

Fuck your shit, nigga.
I'm 19 years old (in Mars years).

>29
>Still look 18
fucking manlet

>Not even using Plutonian years