Anyone have Hannibal food porn webms?

Anyone have Hannibal food porn webms?

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Reminder that only women and homosexuals watch this show.

hannibal was 100% kino lad

Which one are you?

Moo

im a straight white male and i watch hannibal

You're gay

not really no
you seem pretty peeved

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I made this one a while back and it makes me want to eat this even if it is a guy's leg

do you think Mads can cook like that irl?

See this shit? Gay.

4U

>food porn webms?

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Which season of Hannibal are these from?

I thought that oil was going to spill over and catch fire.

The one where he gets Creutzfeldt-Jakobs from eating too many humans and slowly becomes retarded throughout the season

If that is Velvetta cheese it's actually not too bad as a salsa con queso dip. Get some chips and a warm blanket to cuddle up next to your girl with a comfy movie.

But I don't know what the fuck this guy is even doing. Shitty salsa, a block of something on a paper plate and wheat thins?

He's a professional YouTube chef.
He knows what he's doing

I don't know if I could make a better prop version of vomit if I tried.

He eats it.

Oh god

>mfw my inner /ck/ is being triggered at all this haram

oh what the fuck.....

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>hannibal
>seasoned his fetish human meat into oblivion
why did he lust for human flesh if it ended up tasting similar to any other seasoned meat?

If you're ck you should recognize those WebM

>""""inner"""" /ck/
>doesn't know ja/ck/, king of /ck/
go finish your 'go 'yle 'za

i just threw up in my mouth

I'm gonna vomit

>Pineapple
>Cream Cheese
>Chopped Peppers
>Pecans
>Cool Whip
>Shredded Cheese

What on Earth is that supposed to fucking be?

>he did the 'cooking food in a plastic bag' episode
because thats always a good idea

MODS

Season 4 pilot when they were trying to get funding for it

those noodles are vomit inducing I dont know how people can unironically eat them.

That looks fucking delicious

This shit's a joke right? Like its ironic?

No
Say hello to Jack, Salmonella King of /ck/

Don't forget the gelatin.

>thread becomes off-topic
>sudddenly more people post
>Sup Forums falls for the /ck/ meme cook
>not realizing he's the DSP of cooking, making horrible shit on purpose so people go WTF o.O and get him views and lots of money

So predictable.

Aunty Myrna's Party Cheese Salad you fucking culinary pleb

did somebody actually PAY for that?

>"don't worry about this, just zap it in the microwave for a few minutes and it'll be gone."

I fucking hate Jack so much. Someone please post the webms of him actually eating food.

>making horrible shit on purpose so people go WTF

No, he's just that bad

Jack legit thinks he's a good cook, but he only does it for videos. I remember some time ago his son was exposing him on Twitch and that they always go out and eat at fast food restaurants and what not.

Jack is a hack and a shit cook.

>Velvetta
>good
>ever
End your life.

Your webm literally proves you wrong. He must either be retarded, like literally have a mental illness, or he's simply doing it on purpose.
Considering the fact millenials are so retarded, they think DSP is not acting, almost guarantees the alternative.

How else do you make Queso chip dip?

Cream Cheese and Hormel chili.

That sounds disgusting.

youtube.com/watch?v=1i2p1HLyVQc