Found this fucker under my truck and it didn't leave me and kept on following my truck. So I took it home...

Found this fucker under my truck and it didn't leave me and kept on following my truck. So I took it home. On the way it scratched my passenger seat and made a hole in it.

Name suggestions for this tiny asshole right here?

Tiny asshole

dick hole paper cut

Thanks. Next pls?

It won't leave you alone and ruins all your shit?

Call it Woman.

scratcher ?

roadkill

well is it a male or female cat?

second it

asshole?
Trump ofc

Scooter

Name him Snow

Moon beam

OP HERE

Female.

Name it Puff

Fluffy

He has a nerd haircut (his head spots). Call him a fucking nerd or pick some famous nerd like Irkle or Bill Nye or some shit

Fucking nerd

Negro

Mayonnaise

This or

I'm still waiting for more names. :D

Cute Little Fucker.
He/she's fucking cute as fuck.
I want.

Lil cumslut

Danold Dubs

Well if that's so, name it like Angelica.

Adolf kitler

Bitch he got that split down the middle, gel'd to both sides kinda spots on its head

If you dont take advantage of his nerd hair spots you're a fucking disgrace.

how about Buster

Nigger

Fajita?

Meowth

Little Cuckster

Reba.

Blorf

CLiF ..or Cliff

Rebel.

Whitey

Chairman Meow

nuggot

Since this car scratched the set of OP's truck, he should be putting this name.

White Power

Beetle Chicken 2.0 Mach Twelve Turbo Extreme

Cum Sock

the dubs have spoken!

Kuntslayer.

How about Gaper? Because it put a hole in the seat of your truck, and because it's a tiny asshole that could have been reamed by your wrath.

Melania

This Fucker Under My Truck

Dr. Spliff

just call little fucker

lool so randoom xDD penguin of d00m xDDD

faggot

Jimothy fluffington.

My favourite

Cutey McFuckerson

Margaret Scratcher

dat's right

Post more pics asshole.

call it Grzegorz. Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz.

Snow is a perfect name

Pretty kitty, make sure she doen't have fleas and/or worms. Clean eyes, ears and nose.
You may wanna take her to the vet to make sure she's healthy.
Also, Betty (Page) or Kitty von teese

Raise him with love and compassion

'The Claw'

Nice dubs.

Boy or girl?

Babou if male
Caroline if female

>Inb4 don't gender my cat cis-scum

roll

Jade goody's rancid beef flaps

Name it Fagballs 8000

Chinese food

Niggerlips

Muffin
The dubs have spoken

NEDM

TRUCKHOLE THE BARBARIAN

Call him Zippo Cat 2.0

Catzilla

Name him Auschwitz Guardian you stupid jew

Abrodolf Linkler.

Whiteskin the curbstomper

Meow Zedong

NigNog mullet cum surfer

Don't forget kids, random doesn't equal funny

Flappy Ass Cheeks

zorg destroyer of seats

both of these

>tiny asshole
Giant asshole?

Megasshole.

You.
I like you.

mew jew

name him bill Strickland

second this

FFS read people! it's a female!

bill can be a unisex name

Just
Fuck
My
Shit
Up
Fam

JFMSUF "Jafemsuf"

daisy

Nutcracker.

As in?
Also, you said "him"

Star

did you just assume his gender?

dis

Lurk moar faggot!

Lomaine

Good choice, we should educate people together on how to not be a random edgelord

sex toy