So Sup Forums, today my life ends. After years of abuse and misery, I'm putting it all to an end. I lost my job, my whole family has disowned me, and the one person I cared about left me today. I cannot do this anymore.
Trips decides how I do it. No, I will not be talked out of it.
eat too much cake
Question is, who or what do you hate most?
bleach no ballz
Smothered to death by himiwakos ever expanding breasts
Lay down in a bed of cacti rinse and repeat
Kill a few of them sinners first, then shoot yourself. Livestream it.
old age
Stabbed to death by an angry Kermit the frog cosplayer, you fuck
Real life frogger
Old age
Go to a mental therapist and ask him for a gun to kill yourself
Get a dead-end job,
become an alcoholic,
retain hope that the future will be bright.
tl;dr:
> become a slav
Hang yourself with barbed wire
Now listen here you fucking shit. I don't care if you wake up every morning in excruciating pain. I don't care if your wife left you for the man who castrated and raped you, before smearing your viscerated cock-paint over the curtains. You could have the shittiest life ever to have graced the million ring cunt circus that is the earth, but don't fucking jump in front of that train. Why? You might think I'm gonna say that life is worth living, or that now you're ready to die, you're ready to start living, right? Wrong. You're the human equivalent of a dry handjob, you start out with low expectations and yet you still continue to lower them further - why would you ever think of jumping in front of a fucking train? Shoot yourself in the head. Drown yourself. Wear a fucking sandwich board made of bacon that says "I hate Muslims" in Birmingham, I don't give a shit. Just so long as you don't an hero by train.
Why? Because if you slop your pube soup of a body on those train tracks and ruin that marvel of soul-crushing commute technology, there's a chance I'll be inside, stuffed in between more gaping cunts than a second hand rubber fist. And I'll be fucking late for work. Again.
And some poor cuck from Brighton is gonna have to clean up man jam off the tracks. Again.
And then my boss is going to bust my balls like he works for fucking Queensnake.com, and he'll have every right to, because I was fucking late, because some cock juggling human prolapse thought it would be a great idea to try and french a train track.
Kill yourself, faggot. Just not on a fucking train.
Cyanide poisoning from Apple seeds
Old age
Water board yourself with bleach
Slit your wrists on a livestream
Heart attack
Dont
OD on marijuana
Hang yourself OP. Godspeed.
Swallow a lit m80
the fuk are u talkin about
its only until we've lost everything are we free to do anything
Join ISIS
Die like a man!
hold your breath until you die faggot.
Eating a bunch of metal shavings and then get a cat scan
Take acid on the roof of a building, but, if you don't die you have to give life a second chance
Roll
By not doing it
Paint your face black and walk down the street with a gun
this. rolling
this. Rolling.
Drink 1.5 gallons of Bacardi 151 and piss on a bonfire
Bury yourself next to a fire ant hill. First provoke the fire ants so they will attack you.
Come to my dungeon
yell "for allah" and blow yourself up or do a shooting in a crowd of people. you have to make it look legit. make it look like you're unironically a part of isis.
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Run in the streets naked while cutting your wrists
publicy support trump
cut up your tighs in a hot tub
Cut your dick off
GODDAMMIT! I was but a single digit away from getting trips:
why have you forsaken me, oh chaotic Kek?
Masturbate with razor blades
Noose livestream
join marines!
Go into a mosque and blow yourself up
Seppuku on livestream.
Reroll for this + live stream
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>"No, I will not be talked out of it."
>implying any of us want to talk anyone out of suicide
We want you to stream it, faggot.
Rolling for this
Rolllll
Hemorrhagy from knife up pooper
rolling for this
Rolling for this but yell us where you live so we can check the news to see if OP delivered
get several gallons of gasoline, go to a church, douse yourself in gasoline and then when you walk through the doors, start screaming "HEIL SATAN" and then spark a lighter you had stashed in your pocket
overdose on pasta
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Hang yourself on livestream
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Modify a treadmill. If you're too pussy to do that. Then post a vid of you chugging bleach
Die of old age somewhere in your 80s or maybe 90s.
Rollin for it
Live stream bleach chug
Rawl
Just use a knife fag
Make a video saying ''I have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest''
THIS
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Use a knife
Just kill yourself
Roll for this
might as well roll for the lulz
rolllllll
THIS pls
>watch porn
>Start jacking off
>Get boner
>Cut it off
>Bleed out
>Livestream
>???
>Profit+legendary status
Rolli popi
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USE A KNIFE TARD
Drink a lot of water
Rollllll
Keep jerkin off till you die.
get electrocuted
ROLL
Get shot by cops
>get gun
>call 911 saying ur gonna shoot up a school
>go to said school
>get gun out
>shoot in the air
>get shot
OR
Russian Roulette Livestream
Love someone
Take a fire poker up the shitter
this do it
Rolling for this
found the trump cuck
old age.
Holy kek underrated post
Fuck faggots pissing about w/ public transport
re roll
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Putting a bag over your head on your 80th birthday
rolling
RE: Take fire poker up the shitter
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