ITT: We predict Rogue One quips

ITT: We predict Rogue One quips.

I rebel

"THERE SHE IS! THE ROGUE ONE!"

>you're rough, girl
>no, i'm rogue

>where did you learn to fight like that?
>I grew up with 5 brothers

AAARRRGHHH I CAN EVEN SEE THAT HAPPENING

>The rest of the squad is dead, now I have become Rogue One, over

Now I have truly become a star war.

>"I'm quite the rogue one"

>She laughs as the rebel commanders smile at look at the camera

>that IS how the force works!

HA HA HA

>"And she was a rogue one, a star. War's story was true."

>Weak men will never rule the Empire again!

>"No man can stop The Empire!"
>"I am not... A MAN!"

>*PFFTTRPP*
>tee hee...

>... that's a big ship

>"Shut up little girl"
>*le rogue one girl punches him in the face and knocks him out in one hit*
>"heh....looks like you just got beaten up by this little girl"
>*spits on him when he's passed out the floor*

For you

oh god

>the name is one.....rogue one

>You could NEVER take down the empire!
>Didn't anyone tell you? Girls don't like it when guys tell them what they can and can't do!

keked

>not bad for a girl, huh?

DAMN GUNGAN STOLE MY MEAL

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

>The force is strong with this one
>Nah...not this one. But she is the rogue...one.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
"Teehee, come get a whiff of this masterpiece, you rebel scum."

>Rebels are in a tough space battle
>MCs fly in
>"Rogue One reporting in"
>applause by Rebel officers

wait wasn't there a
>where did you learn to fight like that?
>I grew up alone
in SW:TFA ?
strong women are strongwomen wherever they grow up

>where did you learn to suck dick like that
>I grew up with four brothers

Every fucking time.

"This is a rebellion isn't it? I rebel...AGAINST THE PATRIARCHY"

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