Poorfag here. I'm hungry as fuck and I have nothing to eat. Can any richfags help me out? I ate an avocado yesterday...

Poorfag here. I'm hungry as fuck and I have nothing to eat. Can any richfags help me out? I ate an avocado yesterday, but I'm getting desperate.

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Are you fat? Also why don't you get a job?

avacado is gross i'd never eat that.

Pic unrelated. Obviously

I'm black

I am not fat. And I now have three jobs. I just got the two last week. So I haven't been paid yet. And my other job I used every bit to pay my rent

I'm not black.

Good to hear. Stay strong. Take it as a spiritual journey or some shit.

Murica?

why do I not believe you. Its like those guys on the side of the road.
"im sooo hungry."
Here is some food.
"No thanks, I prefer the cash".

Thanks for the encouragement. I'm not a lazy person. As hungry as I am I still feel relieved. I feel like I plugged up all the holes in my boat and I'm just waiting for it to right itself

Just seize the means of production and make everyone have the same amount of money...

Well I didn't ask for cash. If someone wants to send a sandwich or something I'd gladly take it. Just no eggs because I'll die.

Yeah. Murcia.

they want the money to buy liquor, smokes, and pay their cell phone bill (yep they all have cell phones too)

See

When you're hungry, you're hungry. I put salt and cumin on it and it wasn't too bad

on his iphone7 asking passersby for dimes

Kek. That's a prepaid phone, faggot

go to the food bank. but instead you are trying to beg for pizza

What food bank. I went to the only one around and I have to wait on a waiting list. I'm alone and don't have a family or kids, so they basically told me to fuck off. Which I get. I'd rather someone feed their kids.

Nice get

lol cuck. why is a child that doesn't contribute shit to society more valuable than you? you work (now and have in the past), pay taxes, provide services and promote commerce. a poor child does none of those things and is a leech on society. get your head straight.

Idk. I have a way out. And I'm almost there. A kid doesn't. Idk why I care about kids, to be honest. I think of kids as innocent I guess.

you're just as worthy of a meal as a child!

ask staff at local store with deli section to let you take some sandwiches and stuff after the workday. It's going to be a bit stale but edible and nutritious.

Do you think they'd go for that? Most stores have a policy against giving away free shit, right?

You got a nice dick op?

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what is the name of this meme?

Timestamp of what? I'm not a female. No tits here.

most do, some don't. And even if they do- they may ignore the policy if you ask for stale burgers/salad/whatever and if you are honest about the story. Or you can ask for an extreme reduction (90+% of price), they sometimes do that right before throwing stuff away.

Protip- girls and low ranked employees don't like wasting food.

Give me your zip code and I will find you free food

Come on op. Quit trollin. Ramen is cheaper than avacado. Also, go to local produce section of store and steal a bag of fruits and vegetables. Steal less than $50 and even if you get caught, no alway to press charges.

Thanks user. The deli is closed now for the store near me, but if I still can't eat tomorrow I'll definitely do that after work

Mantits are good too.

I'm not a nigger. I don't want to steal

no problem. And obviously go there just minutes before deli closes, preferably late evening (they won't give you free stuff in front of 82952952 customers)

15701

He probably harvested the avocado from a three or something user. Stop assuming shit about people.

Can't you ask for help from coworkers or your boss?
It's not good for business to have a starving employee.

You need to start learning how to shoplift.

You just assumed he harvested it from a tree or something. Stop assuming shit about people.

You also assumed that he assumed something different

Do you see how fucking stupid you sound?

pa211.communityos.org/zf/profile/search/dosearch/1/taxonomy_name/Soup Kitchens

He said he was trolling so he's assumption was worse than mine.

That strikes me as a bad idea. No one wants to feel uncomfortable. My boss thinks I'm just working out a lot or something and that's why I'm all skinny.

Then borrow til you get paid. Go back to the store once you got some $$ and just hand someone twenty bucks.

Used to manage a grocery store, this type of loss is actually built into the cost of operating the store. Completely expected.

How come you need three jobs just for rent? Can't you share your place with someone else?

Only one of those is in my town. And same deal. They want to feed kids and their parents.

You don't have 4.50 for wendys 4 for 4?

If you are reasonably healthy and drug free, for the most part you can also sell blood plasma.

local.survivalinsight.com/Selling_Plasma_and_Finding_a_Paid_Plasma_Donation_Center_Indiana_PA-r1299612-Indiana_PA.html

Sell whatever device it is that you're using to surf 4chanzzz and get food. Buy another phone or whatever you're using when you can actually feed yourself.

go dumpster diving

It's not a bad idea to be sincere with other people, I'm sure your boss doesn't want you to faint during your job.
People have empathy for others that ask for their help, makes them feel like the good guys.
It works well specially with a female boss or coworker because of the higher levels of oxytocin.

I used to work for a defense contractor. They went under. I live in a studio apartment so can't really share it. And I have bills too. Like a loan I took out for school. A collections agency for a hospital bill I couldn't pay. Insurance for my broken down car I can't sell. Etc

That body is a solid 8.922/10

The closest place is in Pittsburgh, and they require you to live there. I thought of selling my sperm and plasma

This and this tooDon't donate blood or plasma while starving, it will be really bad for you.

don't get a payday loan. that will just make things 1000x worse.

Swallow your pride, make a sign, and stand on a corner like the rest.

Make sure the sign says you need FOOD. You are more likely to get some help.

>I live in a studio apartment so can't really share it
I see no problem, just rent your sofa really cheap for a couple of months, just to get some spare food money.

True dat. I learned that from a friend of mine.

This is how people get robbed.

Bad fucking idea. Don't do this

brown rice summy

Yes, this is specially good near supermarkets.
Where I live there are hobos that get a lot of food donations from staying at the exit with a sign.

Yeah, I'll just find someone who wants to buy a random phone in the middle of nowhere

Thanks. She's floating around here on a few boards

Bad idea, you won't get that much money and will have to spend a lot more later to buy another device.

Where you from fam? How do you want the money?

15701 in the US. I don't even want money, dude. There's a sandwich place or a pizza place nearby

France and paypal, add my kik cruxiie

obviously

Don't be a dick. I'm hungry, user. Please don't fuck me like this

Do you have a church near you user? They might spare a meal.

I can't do any better than swish cus im a swecuck, could send a couple of bucks your way if you have it

Worst fucking waste of money.

Go buy dried beans and rice. You can eat for a week

Is swish an app?

Do you have a cunt?

Read above. No.

This, it will give you are the protein and essential aminoacids your body needs.

thats correct, might just work in sweden though

so does a burger and fries

Do you have square?

Okay faggot Op. How the hell do you not have dried foods. Rice, beans , ramen, pastas for what you'd spend on a sandwich or a pizza you could feed yourself for days otherwise

That's what I was doing before. I burned through all my black beans

That's not true, good bean and rice combination, It's the best for your body and pocket.

I was doing that. I was eating one meal a day. Burnt through all of my beans and pastas.

unfortunately not my friend, hope you get through the weeks ahead, i'd try dumpster diving probably, it doesn't actually seem too bad

Oh. Then you're going to have to Man Up and work your way out of this.

Thanks anyway, man.

Thanks. Read above. That's what I'm doing.

Future tip : Dont buy finished food.
do it yourself its not hard and you will see you will have muuuuuch more money at the end a full stomach and still food left over

I recommend you sell any video games you have then. That or just talk to your boss in the morning , explain your situation, and ask them if they could help out by buying you a 5lb bag of lentils and a 5lb bag of rice

/r/randomactsofpizza

Lol go to Wal-Mart grab pastry and eat it while walking around then leave did this many times even when I didn't need it.

op probably has dish tv premium package with HBO and Showtime packages, Xbox One, and a gaming computer that he's answer questions here now. For what you're paying for internet today you could have bought food for a week fam

/r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza/

Yo, I grew up poor. I know to make your own food. You eat like three times as much off of the same money. If I can make it off of the three jobs I have now until January, I have a cushy job at a defense contractor waiting for me.

go to an aa na meeting, free coffee and cookies, sometimes doughnuts or pastries