Just got back from watching the shallows and... Wow. Without a thought I can say that is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. I would have walked out on it about 20 minutes in but was with my girlfriend. I told her it's the only movie I've ever seen in a theatre that I would legitimately complain for my money back.
Anyone else see this boring piece of dog shit?
Don't watch this movie
John Turner
David Harris
Spoil it for me.
Logan Harris
All male characters die.
Stronk womyn defeats the patriarchal shark and survives.
I didn't see the movie but that's what happens.
Connor Allen
Why does she have a gun?
Kayden Russell
She's literally perfect, not even memeing
Henry Jones
Because it's a flare gun? Like the kind people at sea have?
Connor Richardson
Finds a flare gun on a buey which is retarded.
Bentley Flores
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Ryder Perry
shut up
Blake is perfect
Michael Mitchell
I actually kind of enjoyed it.
Henry Sanchez
Post spoilers already.
How does she kill the shark?
What's the final scene?
Was there ridiculous looking CGI?
Were there any good parts?
Levi Roberts
Baits it into chasing her, at the last second dodges out of the way and he rams face-first into a pile of rusted metal.
(See above)
CGI was pretty decent actually.
Seagull was MVP.
Anthony Edwards
that don't look like no Oakland booty to me senpai
Jaxson Wilson
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Carter Johnson
is there such a thing as a "oh no I'm stranded in a ______" film that isn't complete shit?
Open Water
Buried
Frozen
P2
ATM
Carter Morris
Man she really fucked up cutting her goofy nose off, it actually gave her a unique look instead of a generic white bitch. She's still attractive but damn it's definitely a downgrade.
Bentley Cooper
Tremors
Juan Phillips
127 hours wasn't bad.
Jack Cox
What is Jaws 4?
Ethan King
Cast Away is great other than a hamfisted ending
Ryan Rogers
This.
Also imagine if she had thicker ass with that goofy nose.
Tyler Gomez
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