Pick 1
>suicide is not an option
Pick 1
Suicide. Fuck you.
The closet
Schumer is fucking fuckable as fuck.
Fuck that fucking faggot, though.
But I want both at the same time
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Easy choice.
The tranny
My hand. i mean i guess the dude with boobies and the fat bitch can watch.
...
Can I take both?
I'll take the dude with tits
I pick Schumer
at least she doesnt have a dick
>picking anything other than Line Trap
lmoa faggots
Bailey tf. May have a penis but at least I'd still have some self respect left.
I would take Bailey over Amy all day.
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Hell fucking yeah, threesome all the way
so amy schumer fucked bailey jay?
>the possibility is not escaping me
BJ
suicide is always an option
the person who took the picture
Okay, what options do I have?
I'd fuck anything but Amy Schumer. What a disgusting pig faced jewess
Barely Gay all day
I've dated two jewish girls in my life. They both loved sucking cock and were fucking amazing at it.
Bailey, errytime
idk, as double would be fun.
but bailey over schumer.
cause nobody can stand them unless they had their dick in their mouth.
Bailey
Then obliterate Shumer from existence.
Would rather be faggot than have shumer
Bailey.
Pick one
>suicide is an option
Bailey
Why not a pork sandwich ?
Amy Shumer looks like my ex-wife. Same chubby face, same half malevolent/half insane facial expression.
Turn off the lights, close my eyes, and concentrate on the pussy. Bailey Jay might be better at looking like a woman, but Amy is better at not having a cock and balls.
tbh i'd go with Bailey if I had to choose.
Fuck the girl. If you're a faggot, fuck the guy.
the one on the left
I would fuck a trap before sticking my dick in that fat, unfunny, joke stealing bitch's literal ham wallet.
I bet shumer's pussy smells like 3 week old ham
you're asking this on Sup Forums. who in their right mind wouldn't pick Bailey Jay you dumb cunt
chicks with dicks are just dudes with tits