How do i take care of this pokemon. i found her in my backyard

how do i take care of this pokemon. i found her in my backyard

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how do i take care of her. shes getting pissed off

pic related. watch the whole thing or you won't know what the most important part is

well first of all it may be a male you fucked up asswipe. secondly just leave it a pokeball or in a box and it'll be ok. if you want to let it out, then you can feed it berries, poke puffs, vitamins, etc.

how do i tell its gender

look for plant penis
no plant penis:
* is girl
plant penis:
* is boy
* ur gay now lol fagget

k here is guide

it has no penis

can she be toilet trained?

ur still gay lol

by putting your p-p-ponos to her v-v-vagooo and j-j-jamming it in.

it has boobs

yes but you have to use a designated shitting street

how do i stop her from destroying my room. i locked her in my room

gay boob lol
>gay
XD

i dont want to deal with messes. she already pissed on my bed

well listen dude, if she's peeing all over the place, just cut out her vagina. it's not like she's gonna be using it any time soon.

is she able to be toilet trained

pee does not come from the vagina

the designated shitting street is the toilet
is plant

im in america. we dont have them

fuck you bitch you think you know more about vaginasthan me? Well you don't. You wish you did,
you little fag, but you don't and you never will. You think that just because you went to 'anatomy class'
and that because you know how to say 'duodenum' you can judge others on their knowledge of pokemon sex organs? Well you're full of
shit, you know what. I hate you. Suck a chode and die, faggot, because it's time for you leave this planet. We
don't need fuckers like you hear, sucking up air and shitting on our opinions left and right just because you
feel like you're somehow 'superior' to someone else. You think all those times mommy told you that you were
'special' were true, and that all those reports on feet the teacher hung up made you 'smart' and 'classy?'
Well think again fucker, because you got another thing coming to you. You're no more special than my athelete's
foot, and that's not even imported. So why don't you take your sack of shit opinions and shove them up your ass
and let the rest of us continue this discussion, you sniviling pile of bear excrement. That's right, I've insulted
you now. And, get this, now that I've posted this, I'm leaving. I won't see your response, faggot, and I'll go to
bed tonight thinking of just how well I kicked your metaphysical ass over the internet, you motherfucker. And you'll
never be able to respond. Because you suck.

tl;dr: Bug off, suck one, and die.

P.S.: fuck you

can we do it without designated shitting street

i LOLed

no.
yes you have shit street. just go outside to chicago and you see shit street

im 1000 miles from chicago

gardevoir cannot be found in the wild, you fucking liar

i showed her the toilet. she went to pee in the hallway and i hit her with the bad stick and pointed to the toilet. she went to the to the toilet no problem

you really need to try

america is basicly all just more chicago

Not even feminine penis?

no penis. just lady parts

No idea what it might be then.

vagina?

clit, vagina. boobs, labia. all other lady parts