Ask the anti-Christ himself anything

Ask the anti-Christ himself anything

why are you on Sup Forums

What was your reaction upon hearing you will be the next president?

Did you get my resume

>will not be the next president
FTFY

to answer questions

I already knew. It was part of the plan

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Why are you answering questions?

>why did the chicken cross the road, because it came first check mate athiest

oh yes

Although I am not specifically homosexual I am in awe of their unbridled lust. I pray that they become enslaved of my unholy diseases

Hillary?

>Can i trade my soul for some cool shit like a pound of weed, follow up what happens after i die if i sell you my soul

This is my way of finding potential advanced adherents

LaVey was an atheist. Real satan worshipers are not

What race are you?

>believing the anti-christ is one person
Spotted the retodded.

What the fuck took you so long man. Shit's a mess up here.

Can you hook me up the the Whore of Babylon's number? I heard she easy as all hell.

Both politcal parties are pathetic for different reasons

We can do you a much better deal than that

What is your favorite religion other than Satanism?

are you the anti-christ?

>441411
that is such a satisfying roll

True but there are "concentration points"
I've been here all along
In her current incarnation --yes

who's this and is he a cool guy?

I have no real favorites. I just want to easily corrupt and subvert them from their original purpose

Yes, in possession of some guy

Gotta love the expression on the demon's face in that painting. Like,
>Hey. You guys seein' this shit? Pretty cool, right?"

Asmodeus

He can relate to youth better than I and that's fine

GOTCHA TROLL!!!! The REAL Anti-Christ would know that the Whore of Babylon is really the Catholic Church.

Check and MATE!!

why should i ask you anything?

My answer did not contradict that definition

CHECK

Is kek stronger than you?
Trick question, of course kek is stronger than you.
The real question is, how butt mad are you about it?

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Because I know your soul and you and I both know that if you could get away with it you are the kind of man that would rape a woman then murder her to keep her from getting you in trouble

Can you kill me ?
If you can kill yourself

Any symbol however trivial that spreads the word of the anti-Christ is a positive for me

I could kill you but it is better to let you kill yourself slowly and gradually by doing the things that rot your soul out

>however trivial
Neat, the anti-christ is a newfag.

OP is a faggot... and so is the anti chirst

No.

Dubs of truth
i want money
perfect health
and the legalization of marijuana.
Feel free to throw in a couple of ironic twist to punish me for my greed and shortsightedness

Which is your favourite Shrek movie?

I would like to sell my soul for fortune and luck until my physical life on earth end,and then you can burn me and torture me all you want.

Prove it. What is the cause of my anger?

No arguing with dubs and msn messenger.
What kind of shitty hentai games does the anti-christ play?

Does it trigger you when people say Oh my God, Jesus Christ subconsciously?

>punish me for my greed and shortsightedness
My greatest adherents perform evil for evil's sake "selfless" evil BUT I love the self-centered and unloving ones like you anyway

>then you can burn me and torture me all you want
Deal. We will make use of you though with limited torture
(Your fortune: Soon, when the debt to GDP ratio exceeds 256% in the USA buy long term Gold futures. Go out a year.)

The idea that life has been unfair to you

I possess others when I want to communicate on a human level

This is the most autism I've seen all day

Interesting question. It can be said that the ultimate purpose of satan worship is the desecration of God. So yes, when HIS name is used in vain I do like it

>no dubs
>anti-Christ
boy...

What the fuck is johnny Cage?

Does it bother you when the people you possess stop spreading your message for hours at a time to spend time with their chinese cartoon waifus?
Wouldn't it be more prudent to hire shills like shillary did?

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The wonderful thing about heroes is that they uplift people into thinking they ca defeat evil. I find this wishful thinking so amusing

> implying that I rely solely on speech and written word to spread evil

Joseph Stalin. I had him in the palm of my hand

No, that's totally wrong. Life is fair.

What is your thought process trolling lurkers and people who don't care what you write? You are definitely the one who needs help.

When does the rapture begin, can i help you rn with anything, do aliens exist, how old are you, what country are you in.

Truth has put you on the defensive

are you the same guy everyday posts the atheist thread with the endless story loli image?

Never hopefully
No.
Yes they do but not all understand the concept of evil
6000 years
Dagestan -at the moment

How long do we have to wait til you open up the portal to the underworld and all the dead become the living and all that?

Gettin pretty fuckin boring around here man.

No. He is the kind of christian I like: subverted into a hate filled political ideology and still believing he is a christian but then I do that with all believers regardless of their religion

It has been open but not "all" can leave

Demon's trying to make his biceps look bigger than they are. We were all 14 once, Demon.

You are fucking retarded. You are autisms finest creation.

You did not read all my answers. If you had you would not say that

You amuse me. You are so easily angered. I have no trouble making use of people like you

Goodnight.

>tfw europeans were sophisticated enough to make it all the way to the enlightenment and paint this well, but still ignorant enough to believe gods and demons were making them act like retards, instead of their own personalities.

Only barbarians and faggots don't believe in Jesus ya silly faggot.

do your parents know you larp?

Ah, but I am both of these things, and i don't believe either.

BEATEN BY THE DOUBLE NEGATIVE

In the "Lost Paradise", a book of John Milton, says that you're the bitch of god, it's true?

Why did you create this picture?

How can you prove that you are the Antichrist?

He did prove he is not by answering a simple question wrong that only I can know.

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>333
>half satan

actual anti-christ detected.

Got any cp?

The real Antichrist would be able to persuade you to do his bidding. He/she would even be able to tell you what to do through Sup Forums.

>implying there is such a thing as the anti-christ
Or Satan for that matter.
Neither of these characters exist in the way we have been taught they do.

You do know you are in a hell alot of trouble don't ya?

Looser

Good luck with that. My girlfriend can't make me do shit and she sucks my penis.

I'm going to prove that this guy is a fraud, and I'm going to teach you all a lesson. You will not be able to disobey my command.

>Go fuck your self.

Try as hard as you can to resist, but you are going to fuck yourself soon. Dark powers will possess you and force you to fuck yourself.

why you love so much the cock? Why not a good thigh pussy? Why you need a cum volcano in your ass?

define fuck myself faggot.

antichrist is gay. are you gay OP

Why are all those old religious/devil pictures like the one in the OP kind of homoerotic in nature? are you a faggot satan?

masterb8 defined

No.

Why didn't you buy my soul when I was desperate and offered it quite cheaply.?

Are you also Lucifer AND The Beast from the ocean? Who is going to show up first?

Also, who is the chosen One?

so by going to sleep tonight I might fuck myself right off.
OR
by staying up all night I might fuck myself out of a productive day at work.
So by your own actions or lack thereof you make it impossible to determine if you have any power. Sad.

why did you have to dump that narcissistic faggot Trump off? Could you not have done better than that? What kind of anti christ dumps that kind of worthless piece of human flesh who's destined to fuck up taking a shit.

Who was phone?

Exactly. You're going to fuck yourself. So, go fuck yourself.

Who is Eliyahu?

Elijah or Elias was a prophet and a wonder-worker who operated in the northern kingdom of Israel during the reign of Ahab, according to the Books of Kings in the Hebrew Bible

Who would win? Dragon or Leviathan?