YLYL lets make this a good one you faggots my girlfriend broke up with me so make me laugh, no bananas. Ill start

YLYL lets make this a good one you faggots my girlfriend broke up with me so make me laugh, no bananas. Ill start

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That story reminded me of today, I haven't took a shit in a while and earlier in the morning I took a shit about the size of my fist, my asshole was burning and stinging with a never ending amount of shit being able to be wiped away.

I was in the shower a couple hours later and my asshole still felt violated. Wiped bits of blood away from my ass too.

Your pathetic existence made me laugh and lose

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AH, fuck.. user, cut me with your edge.

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Here you go OP, funny story for you

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

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man you must be new
never heard of do not feed the troll?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guys, guess what? I'm about to post a banana. Isn't that funny? Lol XD. I can literally spend half an hour just repeatedly posting an image of a banana. Did I mention that I'm a virgin that goes to community college, has never had a job, and browses Sup Forums and masturbates to loli and MLP 24/7.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hey guys, does o one else see the irony my faggotry? I certainly don't, cause I'm too busy sucking dick a dildoing my asshole with bananas to notice. Kek amiright guys? (At least I get 110% DV of potassium though.)

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Gay

Cool

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KEK!!!!
OMG I'm trollin you guys so hard!!!
That's like funny as shit desu senpai. I might have to take a break from posting bananas though so I can drink some mountain dew, eat some d0rit0s, and jerk it to CP. I'll be back ASAP don't worry.

(BTW I have a whole fucking plantane in my asshole rn)

I should have not mentioned the banana...
also samefag

Keep up the good work guys. As a fellow banana poster, I have to say that maximum faggotry is always our first and formost goal. While nobbody else understands our humor, not even other autistic NEETs and pedophiles on Sup Forums, we select few understand that the banana is a never ending source of keks.

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fuck that almost got me

As an 100% alpha chad who grabs more pussy than Trump, browses >>/hm/ 24/7 and sucks at least 3 dicks I day, I'm essentially the de facto king of bananaposters. As you're leader I command all of you too increase you're amount of banana dildoing by at least 300%. Our levels of faggotry are extremely high, but we could be doing better. I propose that we all spend less time sucking dick and fisting our asses and focus more on DILDOING our assholes with BANANAS, or at the very least, plantanes, like this user

Weirdly ironic how often the potassium genuinely makes me laugh.

okay
youtu.be/vhywCtFeT2U

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That's good to here. That means you're probably banana-dildoing as much as you should be. Keep up the good work. If you're ass hole starts to get too loose, just switch to the little chiquita mini bananas, and remember, despite the mild discomfort of constantly insertion of bananas into your anus, such faggotry is necessary to maximize potassium absorption.

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This is kinda deep given our current situation.

just incase

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Das it mane, maximum faggotry. I approve. I'm sure you dildo yourself enough.

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Does anyone have the Let the potassium flow through you meme?

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sorry op, just screen capped this from /out/ like 5 minutes ago. have some oc

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It's lunch time in Australia. No wonder why there are so many shitposters.

Lol

banana

fucker

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fucker

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Hope you enjoyed your YLYL thread OP. The pleasure was all ours.

Our work here is complete

fuck off

potassium cures the cancer

You know, I remember about 10 years ago, these were the highlight of my day.

I don't get why people don't want to crack up anymore. But this used to be fun.

Kys

"It's all yours, my friend"

A real YLYL is 9gag tier these days. Also there's usually 3 of them up at the same time. The potassium is necessary.

You're a fag

lost

In the old days you just ignored the threads you didn't like (including the pedo ones), looks like times have changed. Thanks for sharing your cancer and making Sup Forums a little shittier.

Is that Danny's from GameGrump's father?

Thats ironic because the real cancer at this point is the banana.

Admittedly, though, I respect your commitment and you're relentless dedication. You must have a real tolerance for boredom. Imagine what you could do if you used all this time for working out, learning guitar, reading literature, or studying something like math.

jnho

fuck

fuck you

Rob is that you?

lvoe this

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Who the fuck cares? I don't want to see this shit over and over. obviously there are people who want to see random funny pics. And you will fade out like every other bullshit trend that has come through.