You say that you're an atheist? Lol, and you still celebrate Christmas?
>mfw
You say that you're an atheist? Lol, and you still celebrate Christmas?
Matthew Perez
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Nathan Price
Christmas is a pagan holiday anyways, so it's not like Christians should be celebrating it.
Levi Hill
>pagan holiday
look at this nigga
Cooper Gomez
you don't believe me?
Landon Barnes
>believing you
>mfw
Lucas Cruz
What do you believe troll?
John Rodriguez
I believe you can't roast me, because I'm the best
Matthew Green
Jaxon Barnes
Pride cometh before the fall, faggot
Jonathan Lopez
>mfw I begin to think about life now
Carson Ross
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Leo Lopez
It is a work of fiction we write together, though I must say the mechanism we call reality has a greater purpose as well.
Gabriel Kelly
ah, well said, my friend
also nice trips >:3c
Christopher Edwards
Thanks! Back at you friend!
Jose Diaz
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Thomas Hall
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Grayson Gray
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Jaxson Flores
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Jordan Thomas
this is what really happened, some alien crash landed on earth a couple million years ago, he got really lonesome and horny and decided to fuck some ape ancestor and he did it to a bunch of different apes and their offspring resulted in humans
Jordan Scott
>believe christmas was ever about the birth of christ
the theory that he was born that time of year has been long debunked, i could go on about how the world shuts down to go to church and everyone sings good christian carols and not songs about talking mutant reindeer and possessed snowmen but that's not a think that happens.
Asher Nelson
No.
Oliver Bell
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Owen Butler
umm, yeah...
Nolan Price
that's not how dna works, even if said ayylien was compatable with a chimp to the point of conception it would lead to an instant hybrid. not some delayed reaction. thinking that the alien sperm somehow had a slow effect on their descendants over many millions of generations of offspring makes you a fool of the highest caliber
Landon Peterson
No...no.
Austin Martin
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Hunter Hernandez
Apollion is coming!
Luke Perez
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Jeremiah Davis
This faggot knows.
Besides, now the holiday belongs to big business and the Hacker Known as Santa Claus.
Sebastian Adams
I'm an atheist and I love me some secular, fat Santa Claus, too-much-of-everything Christmas.
I like decorations, presents, food, presents, snow, presents, time off from work, presents, all that shit. All the shit that makes Christians come unglued about putting "Christ back in Christmas" is the only part that's worth a shit to me.
Nicholas Cooper
Oh yeah and "Keep Saturn in Saturnalia"