Food

Food

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>not using a microwave

>all that butter
fucking disgusting

Wew

You can't get shit seared in the microwave.

I get diarrhea just by watching him make that brick of grease

>not using wax paper and an clothes iron

Then you're not nuking it long enough

what was the purpose of anything he did besides put butter on bread and fry it with cheese on it

>american cuisine
Ahahaha, oh wow

>all that cheese

American """"""cuisine"""""

>grilled cheese
>bread is griddled
>cheese is merely melted, not grilled

americucks wilkl defend this to the death

why are chefs so pretentious?

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He looks like a fag cooking beyond the base necessities

butter is tasty and healthy you dumb queer

>this thread again

Nuking shit just dries it out, that's not what searing is.

what wes anderson movie is this

or is it the sequel to napoleon dynamite

lol if you've never set fire to anything in the microwave before

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>moving the bread around like it matters

literally the cooking version of kicking the tires

Liquid butter will still spread better than whatever form you applied it in originally so it helps a bit for a more even spread.

wuts the meaning of this?

That's not searing

>cooking food via microwave
Literally can't go lower on the pleb totem pole.
Bet you live in a trailer too.

>le using oil from stopping the butter to burn maymay

>le "thinly" veiled /ck/ thread

>le obvious murrica hate thread

A-aaamazing Graaaaace.

it is though. it's searing with fire

wanna fight?

just watched it again and it looks like he was just mopping up all the liquid so I was wrong

still looks forced as shit though like when they try to act like they're playing video games

Mmmmmy name is chef

FUCK OFF

Tattoos are so fucking tacky and ugly.

Going by firmness that was barely cooked.

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>breaking down your vitamins by cooking

enjoy your fucking scurvy bro

He used way too much cheese and butter. Fucking disgusting tbqh family.

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Jesus Christ the Gringos are embarrassing.

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Fucking Americans.

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IT'S RAAW!

>american cuisine

Miss Trunchbull really let herself go.

>posting Ja/ck/
Why do you hate me?

just stop feeding her for christ's sake

Have you fucktarts been to /ck/ lately?

There are worse things than that.

Imagine how unfair it feels to be born with defects like that. If that shit is detectable in utero how can the parents justify not getting an abortion? Life expectancy is probably nothing and it's just a lot of suffering through pain, fear and surgeries...

Anyone know the sauce for this?

Looks like an oil and vinegar dressing topped with rosemary

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>I am the 99%

I was seriously going to say "and please don't give me some oh-so-funny leddit quip response about what dressing to use with it" but I thought better of you. I won't make that mistake again.

youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc?t=4m40s

You'll regret watching it though

its quinky sauce

That disgusted me almost as much as the ending of Dead Snow 2 I just saw a couple of hours ago.
Thanks.

I'm colorblind and have trouble telling when pork and chicken is fully cooked. Is it really THAT bad?

Can't you see the puddle that's slowly forming?
It's blood. The chicken would be flapping around if it was a minute earlier.

You should never eat poultry if you can still see liquid blood when you cut into it

a bloody steak or pork is fine, but cook that fucking chicken

I saw the juice but I didn't know if it was some sort of sauce that he used, hard to tell that's why I asked.

Well, it did come out of the inside of the chicken.

>bloody pork
Fuck no, that shit should be cooked all the way through. Rare steak and rare lamb is good to eat though.

I once ate rare as fuck kangaroo. Delicious.

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Did they let you beat it to death yourself?

That would give me stomach cramps and liquid shits for at least a day from all that grease.

I miss having normal bile production :(

>he doesn't like his chicken like his steak

poor little girl

>american food

wrong one but someone else posted already

what the fuck

Kangaroo meat is GOAT. Tender as fuck too.

As is buffalo. A buffalo sandwich is probably the greatest thing you'll eat

as if you wouldn't immediately be able to feel the difference between an apple and a lightbulb with your hands

Fun with non newtonian fluids?

that burger looks like her roasted beef vagina

It's like pottery

Sadly no, I don't live in Aussieland.
I'd give my left arm if I could go hunt without making it my job. Must feel awesome to hunt down something yourself and eat it afterwards.

Buffalo, I'd like to try that. Just had buffalo mozzarella once, it was fucking awesome.

>it's a rare mince episode
triggered.jpg

Not women. They've got their head all over the place.

>butter is tasty and healthy

I really dislike this guy
I mean dislike in a tie him up to the back of a car and drive around doing figure 8's kinda way

It isn't that bad for you. Just don't eat it on a daily basis. Same as cheese and milk.

>deep fryed butter on a stick
Enjoy your death at 40, you dumb fat shit.

it's a horror movie. There's a magic mirror fucking with their heads.

This... this is parody right?

I drink a lot of milk. Why is milk bad?

>bread
>cheese
>butter
this is disgusting, why do Americans wonder why we call them fat slobs?

it'a a vegan meme

No wonder Americans are that fat. This abomination has like 5 times the calories of a normal grilled cheese sandwich

grilled cheese is enjoyed all over the world, you dumb sandnigger

>using buttered bread instead of brioche
eww

You must have lived a depraved life

All that chocolate cake has taken its toll.

>My600LbLife
Didn't this show used to be called "My 300 lb life"? Am I being berenstained here or are americans getting fatter?

>grilled cheese
liteterally slow and lonely death of obessity
>murrika talks for the rest of the world again
nuke urself

I don't think Americans really give a shit what you have to say about them.

It's not THAT bad, just don't drink too much and make sure to drink at least double the amount of water or you might get kidney stones.
It's filled with antibiotics and genetically modified stuff though. Also tons of estrogen and progesterone.

Yeah but we normally don't use butter, and not 5 slices of cheese

movie sauce?