Alright guys, I'm going to McDonald's

Alright guys, I'm going to McDonald's.
What do you want?

hi welcome to macdonalds how can i help you

Four fives.

The death I deserve.

A damn quarter pounder

Two mcdoubles medium fry two apple pies and an oreo mcflurry

how about 1 20?

To stop by Wendys on the way and get me a spicy chicken sandwich combo

I want a whopper, animal style.

welcome to wendys im a chef at wendys so ask a server to take your order

ONE OF THEM THERE DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER MEALS LARGE NO PICKLE PLS

Nah man fo fies

i'll take video proof of you ordering a McGangbang please.

I want an item off the secret menu. Ask for the "Satan Surprise".

OH AND SPRITE FOR THE DRINK

Bacon Cheeseburger with everything and Cajun fries, thanks a lot!

Get me a large shamrock shake and fillet o fish combo extra bigmac sauce

our store doesnt participate in the cajun fries promotion sorry sir

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

A Mc-Air-Land-And-Sea

A McChicken patty on top of a Beef patty on top of a Fish patty.

"can i have 9 11s?"

Canadian here, I once saw an add for McTriples, are those still a thing? I would like 4.

just a large fries and some ketchup is all i'll ask for, thanks

can you stop by 5 guys then and get em? I'll pay ya for it!

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

# 21 chicken

McNuggets plz

I want to get out of Iowa.

Fuck man can I get a big mac?

quadriceps

the till

I haven't eaten mcdicks for about a year now. I wonder if I went there and
Ate a big Mac, would it make me sick? Hmm

I'll take a Quarter Pounder and a Buttermilk Chicken Sandwich

Copious amounts of fries

gibe some mcgridles

A royale with cheese

Kill the apple pies and mcflurry. Add sweet tea

Her

chicken nugger

get me a bigmac, a mcdouble, an apple pie, and 2 large fries

I'll have what he's having.

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we are out of bread

>shilling for Ronald Rotten's this hard

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

4x4 nuggies

I want a BIG MAC meal with no pickles. Instead of dices onions I want grilled onions. Fresh beef. For the fries, I want light salt and FRESH FRIES. None of that made two minutes ago shit. And I want sweet tea but the tea needs to be fresh. Now, I want a coupon for free fries and drink with the meal, but I don't have the coupon. Don't worry, I come here all the time and they never take the coupon.

I used to work at McDonalds, and I cannot tell you guys how many people I got that did this kind of shit. I understand why people ask for some items fresh, but the people who did it were always a certain kind of really punchable people.

2 number 9's
a number 9 large
a number 6 with extra dip
a number 7
2 number 45s one with cheese
and a large soda

two jr chickens with extra mayo and a medium red fruitopia

i'll take just a large fry with no salt i'm vegan XD

I'll have a saver cheeseburger and medium fries.
Maybe a Diet Coke or a Fanta too.

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saved, thanks this pick will help next time

A chilidog and a slice of pizza.

Your dubs man.

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Smoke you full of shit

I'd think of this as a decent post. But really, guys? Or samefag?

A large unsweetened iced tea (no ice), a Filet-o-Fish, and a medium fry. Thanks, buddy.

I'll take a MC dlt

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And tartar on the side, I presume?

nothing
just banned it again
went off it for 2 years
then had bit
its like crack
fucks your life away
avoid at all costs
turn car around
get ramen and potato and pasta at store
ramen weapon cuz its quick fix
buy at walmart etc

McGangbang.
Failing that, 7000 chicken McNuggets.
Why does everything sound Scottish on the menu?

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

Hey, man. He asked for a pizza. We here at our pizza labs have the top scientists working on new pizza slice innovations, including but not limited to animation. Pic related, scientist at work.