Ask a man with an ugly wife anything

Ask a man with an ugly wife anything.

hows the pussy game tho?

Will you be happy for the rest of your life?

u married your mom?

Did she buy that hideous shirt, bruv?

It's okay. I have to do most of the work, considering she's fat as fuck.

Nope.

I don't have a mom.

any kids?

>I don't have a mom
that's something Norman Bates would say

Op why do you look like Ricky

Yes, she did.

Well, I'm a step dad to her daughter. Not my genes though.

Indeed. But it's the truth.

Gonna commit suicide or do a school shooting anytime soon?

Are you depressed?

why did u marry her? was she ever hot or did she always look like that?

Why would you?

Does she get off on being degraded?

I wish.

Been there, done that.

Very.

Always looked like that.

Because I liked her personality, I guess. But it's embarrassing as fuck being seen with her.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Actually, no. She's very bold.

Refer to:

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Ehh kind of a shame.

I bet she would of made a great pig.

does she do anal?

Any pics of her big titties?

How does it feel visually to have sex with her? Does it lower your libido? Do you have trouble reaching orgasm when you look at her jiggling around?

Took awhile to realize the man wasn't on the left.

She does actually.

Yep. Not THAT big though.

Why am I sad?

It does actually. Half the time, I'm fucking her with a 30% hard on.

Somehow, I'm not shocked.

Because you stumbled across this thread, and it made you sad knowing a fellow Sup Forumsro is suffering like this.

hahahahahahahaaaaaaa
if this is a for real thread this is A+ content, well done user

as for a question, was there a moment where it all hit you that your life was fucked, or did you know what you were in for from the get go?

I'm always happy to provide entertainment to Sup Forums. And I knew I was fucked from the get go.

how bad is it?

im bored to read thread. was she slim before you marry her and she got fat after?

It's worse than black people.

Freakiest / sexiset shit she does?

No, she was fat when I "married" her. Technically, we didn't get officially married thank god, she just wears her ex's wedding ring and tells me I'm her husband, so I go along with it and call her my wife.

Freakiest: She eats, pisses, and farts too much.

Sexiest: I guess the titjobs she gives me.

Will she show Sup Forums her butthole?