hi b, i know you may just think of me as a 'newfag' or whatever term you guys use to describe newcomers to your home, but i want to become integrated into your culture. i typically spend a lot of time browsing funny memes on sites such as 9gag and reddit, the memes just arent funny anymore and ive learned from knowyourmeme that most of the good memes come from Sup Forums and i want to know how to act like one of you guys.
i want to know how to use greentext and i want to know how i should act on various boards such as this one so i can become a 4channer and participate with all of the pranks that you guys like to pull off and hopefully just have a good time overall.
i hope you atleast consider letting me join you guys and help integrate a newcomer such as me into the higher level that you guys are all currently in.
Not sure if this is bait or not. But it'll take months to learn the basic gist of Sup Forums. Especially Sup Forums
Levi Wood
what do you mean? it isnt bait, i dont know what that other guy means when he said my post was low quality bait, but im willing to take months if it means i can become part of this community
Hudson Turner
In order not to be called a newfag, it's best to just lurk (looking, not posting) for a while before you start to understand.
Luis Anderson
^nyehe
Parker Jones
so i should just examine what goes on and learn from it?
Jeremiah Phillips
You should look up definitions of some Sup Forums terms
>bump >sage >>inb4 >/thread >OP (is a faggot) >timestamp >kek
Cameron Parker
basically
Logan Cruz
∆ ∆∆
Chase Martinez
%triforce
Liam Long
Lurk and lurk some more. Don't be such a faggot you 9fagger. You don't learn Sup Forums you simply fucking do it.
Parker Rodriguez
Well if your still here have a loli
Henry Robinson
alright i just wanted to say that im thankful for the advice and im going to be heading to bed now, see ya guys!
Lucas Watson
>dirty jews
Elijah Wright
holy fuck everyone who has posted in this thread before me gtfo jesus fucking fuck
Wyatt Murphy
This is comical
Caleb Ward
>this thread
Grayson Scott
i honestly have no clue if you serious or not but heres some shit that makes me laugh
Kayden Nguyen
...
Jeremiah Stewart
...
Nicholas Adams
wew lol welcome to the shit fields
Lincoln Bennett
...
Zachary Wright
> greentext I love how close the greentext one is to working.
Joseph Davis
> greentext
*italics*
**bold**
* item 1 * item 2 * item 3
[zalgo] Nezperdian hive-mind [/zalgo]
it 1 * 2 < 3: print "hello, world!"
~~strikethrough~~
super^script
[spoiler] text [/spoiler]
[flip] upside down [/flip]
%triforce
Isaac Sullivan
You're only allowed to post three different things to Sup Forums: -Fap thread consisting of children or dogs -Rekt/YLYL Thread -Shitty "Dubs/Trips Decides"
Angel Hall
newfags can't triforce
Evan Brown
HAHAHA
Grayson Taylor
...
Tyler Baker
nice loli thx fam
Adam Rogers
>t. A guy who's been on Sup Forums for 15 minutes and/or doesn't know how to use the catalog
Either way you're a faggot
Christian Lee
Sit down, mate. You and I both know it's just a wall of porn and shitty memes.
Justin Ortiz
Nah. It's mostly porn and shitty memes, but there's diamonds in the rough here and there. For instance, a few weeks ago, a guy cut open his ballsack with a broken lamp while he was asleep, then pulled his testes out of the sack and let them flop around. He took a pic+timestamp before calling the ambulance, and ended up making a video in the hospital bathroom where he wiggled his exposed testes and laughed.
