If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve?

If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve?

HOWEVER

Me?

None. I'm running a kinohaus not a restaurant. If you can't go two hours without shoving fatty garbage down your throat you can get out.

Water, celery, and carrots. No ranch. Bleu cheese is extra. Watching a movie is a sedentary act, no need for buttery popcorn, soda or cheese with chips.

I'd remove one aisle from every screening room and put in a buffet. I guarantee you I would be the most popular theater in town

Me, I'd serve crab legs.

I'd divide the offered food by type of motion picture:

>movie
popcorn, chips, soda

>film
selzer, Greek yogurt

>Cinȩma
bai lin gong fu or gyokuro tea, plate of beaufort d'ete, caciocavallo podolico, and perhaps melon

>Kinṏ
guests will not be allowed to eat during Kinṏ, and ideally shouldn't eat for at least 12 hours before it begins

This desu bruv

memes aside,
pizza, hot dogs, noodles and chinese chicken