NFL General: oh shit its chad pennington

BUF:Bills squander Tyrod's big plays in defeat
NYJ:Ryan Fitz exposes barely-there BUF secondary
NYJ:Matt Forte drops three TDs on hapless Bills D
NYJ:Marshall Miracle: BM returns after knee scare
TB:Cards DC: Peterson won't chase Evans all game
BUF:Sammy Watkins officially active versus Jets
PIT:Markus Wheaton practicing in full for Week 2
KC:Maclin's missed practice not injury-related
KC:Spencer Ware gets in 'full' practice Thursday
DEN:Demaryius (hip) worried about 'getting hit'
IND:T.Y. Hilton misses practice with knee issue
PHI:Zach Ertz (ribs) sits outs another practice

Bengals are da bomb

3 days until the Steelers are 1-1

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>black qbs

I'm concerned I recognized that's Flacco

Is Smeth elite?

7nd for $(ERS

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>jets nearly jested it but the bills razorcaked it harder

Yes.
I will never understand why the 9rs went full retard.

Mother
Fucking
Patriots

It's because his eyes are so beautiful and iconic

Looks like the fat kid that liked Ninja Turtles in high school

Only the Bengals have beat a team with a win. Step up every other team

>get rid of Smeth, Gore, Davis, and Harbaugh

They're going full Major League

What will the Jets do to miss the playoffs this season?

Don't forget hiring chip kelly.

>the new old bay
the two of us are hardly comparable

old bay is a shitposter, which is why he gets shit on

i get shit on because you people memed a freudian slip into existence and are still clinging to it

I wish Burfict was back to destroy the steelers next week

yeah same

Probably go 6-0 in the division and then lose the other 10 games.

this statement means nothing, and you know that

why did you bother posting it

BUF: Local Bills fan spends another night debating if it's all even worth it

So people like you would reply to me

whats it like having a decent qb fuck you tyrod

Aren't you a pedo too?

how bout now

why do you want people like me to reply to you

Looks like the fat kid that liked Ninja Turtles in high school bought a better fitting suit

Now he looks like a corrupt politician.

you seem confused so let me make something very clear

this isn't the user of yesteryear. i'm not going to exchange expressions of slight passive-aggression with you. if you've a problem with me, just come out and say it and i'll motherfucking collapse on you with the wrath of the maliciously wronged masses

i am the vessel who through sheer desperation and will am imbued with their powers, their anger and animosity, and can reduce your existence to rubble and would do so without a second motherfucking thought you dumb bitch

pull this shit again and you will be due a very, very unpleasant existence

do not motherfucking test me

do not tell me to go to /r9k/

do not reply to me with memes

my existence is one of fragile volatility and unless you're determined to realize the full extent of my malice you'd be wise tread softly

heed those words

Sup Forums is all about the (you)s baby

And super gay

>you people memed a freudian slip into existence

You literally admitted to liking uderage pussy. You get constantly shat on as soon as you post, can't handle banter, and probably post without a trip; you're the new old gay.

But why bucme? What happened to being depressed and funny?
Why admit that on here?
Why do you like underage vaginas?
When will you be on that new Chris Hanson show, Hanson vs Predator?

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do you sincerely believe that i'm a pedo

lol'd

>Underage

>babbys

Wtf is your idea of someone being of age? 4?

Can Tyrod Taylor do anything well besides running around and chucking it deep?

My boy elvis is pounding Allison out in Sugarland right now

not sliding properly

Wtf no, he's just a shitty Vick clone.

Better than the shit ass clone Marcus "Vick" though.

i hear he's good at getting injured

sounds appropriate considering how little sense girls make

Michael Vick is the worst Vick clone to be honest

Reminder that tripcancer has ruined this general

>vick
it still amazes me how fucking fast he was out, in terms of lateral agility and pure speed

reminder that this general, literally since it's inception, has been overrun with trips and that's never going to change

So the buffalo bills are kinda stupid.
Theyve got a pretty decent squad, and theyre moving in thebright direction. I think ryans a good coach. Theyve gotten off to a rough start but my philosophy is, take it slow and things will come to you.
And heres the bills, in total win now mode. Really worried theyre gonna fire ryan and squander their talents because ownership is impatient and immature.
If there were flags for teams kinda like on pol i wouldnt trip

Hey guys, what's going on in this thread...

>flags for teams

Based on state location?

Generals are cancer anyway. Sup Forums was 100x better and more active before them

>Going to Sup Forums

Bruh
Underage is underage
Stop speaking like a pedo

I know man, when will they learn?

How was Allison?

bengals will lose

!!!

>Earlier today
>reading the sideline article about jameis winston that was on nfl.com
>it finally starts to settle in for me
>the bucs have a true franchise quarterback for the first time since...doug williams?
>Hes a florida native
>hes passionate, he loves his team
>i start crying
>watching a video of him taking the call from licht that he was picked
>I'm crying the entiiiire time
>jameis loves my team and i love him
I hope i can thank jameis someday. I hope i can thank gerald mccoy and lavonte david too.
No, like the poster gets to select their team. Like on pol.

The Bengals regular season doesn't even matter, it's not like they'll win a playoffs game

>mfw the Bills

Pfft, i dont go on that shit board.
>fake tits
Ew

>Playing madden
>Checkout season stat's
>Week 4

>See this
>What do?

Damn this bitch is fine

how else is >she gonna get tits

it was probably his first recovery and he took the ball home with him

Who?

What's your predictions for Sunday, Steelbros?

I'm thinking 27-14 to the powerful Black and Gold

Or it was Forrest gumps kid and he just didn't stop

Woah ryan fitzpatrick looks pretty good when he trims his fucking beard and keeps his hair tight.

Also holy shit darrelle has jumped the shark. Patriots ruined him.

If y'all can't tell i recorded the game.
I grew mine naturally.

>blow all your first rounders on defense
>offense drags the team down year after year until you get fired
>go to new team
>continue blowing all your first rounders on defense
Rex is gonna get fired after this season and it's because he didn't learn from his time with the Jets

34-24 Stillers. Burger dropping dragons and Deangelo moving one step closer to a wheelchair as we run him to death.

urs are small tho

Damn this bitch is fine

Guys. Our memes have transcended EVERYTHING

Last Old School Qbs left

1. Brees
2. Rodgers
3. Rothlisberger
4. Luck
5. Rivers
6. Manning
7. Cutler
8. Flacco
9. Stafford
10. Carr
11. Cousins

New School/Mike Vick era

1. Newton
2. Wilson
3. Prescott
4. RG3
5. Taylor
6. Bridgewater
7. Winston
8. Mariota
9. Manuel
10. Kaep

Kings of Checkdowns

1. Smeth
2. Brady
3. Palmer
4. Dalton
4. Romo
5. Fitzpatrick
6. Wentz

FUCK IT Qbs

1. Tannehill
2. Bortles
3. Bradford
4. Sanchez
5. G.Smith
6. Jones
7. Ryan

Best Backup Qbs

1. McCoy
2. Morris
3. Garopallo
4. Oswiller
5. McCown
6. Bradford

Yall finna get buttfucked. Its the regular season.
>be lovie smith
>a defensive genius
>Drafts offense two straight years
>only one defensive player and hes a breakout starter and playmaker
>knows he can focus on defensive talent after the offense has been built
>supplements holes with old regulars familiar with his system
>which he runs an extremely simplified version of due to the lack of competent personnell
>gets fired for his offensive coordinator because "well the defense underperformed"
Damned if you do...

No traps pls

And the Pats didn't ruin him, they squeezed out the last bit of elite he had in him. His agent must be a genius to get him that much money.

Yea but they don't look airbrushed.
Winston is old school af tho. Hes roethlisberger reincarnated.
>no traps pls
Beggers cant be choosers.

Check Dalton's YPA

Panthers are pretty overrated man, Can has shown he can be rattled by pressure/hits, if the Niners can stop their run and force him to throw the game will be close

Ayy

A different team against the Rams on Monday would've scored 100 points. That was the most painful game I've watched in a while, 49ers will get shrekt even if the Panthers are overrated.

Fitzpatrick throws deep all the fucking time, not just tonight

who is she?

Reminder

really? linetrap

That feeleroni I'll never be a cheap slut pornstar tranny like bailey jay

Winston is a pocket passer no matter how badly you want to stereotype him.

McCoy is the Redskins only hope.

u wish u were that passable 2bh

You can do it, even at what ever current age you are. I know someone from high school who went from kind of cross-dressing to fully cross-dressing then to growing tits and ass and now does porn.

take this faggotry to /lgbt/ where it belongs

Your right that 3rd quarter was a dismal scene but that was more cuz the Rams were finally playing decent defense and the Niners had been most of the game. If Ted Ginn doesn't drop balls left n right it will probably be a rout in Carolina's favor but otherwise there isn't anything offensively or Defensively the 49ers can't game plan for. Lanes only open up for Cam when defenses are forced to play the run against them 49ers were able to push the Ram's linemen around and stop a better running back than what the Panthers have in the backfield

you're wrong, he's black

1.Cardinals
2.Panthers
3.Packers
4.Giants/Eagles
5.Seahawks
6.

this is a lock even if not the right order. who gets #6

>its a trap thread

Bucs. 6th is a big step down from top 5 regardless.

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>gurley is better than stewart
>rams played decent at any point during that game
>rams linemen are in any way comparable to the panthers linemen
even admitting its going to be a rout you're delusional. The rams literally may as well have not played and the 49ers gained nothing except a W from that game and they will be torn to pieces by basically everyone else they play

No fuck you m8

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I just saw brandon marshall fall. I feel so bad for him, that looked like it really hurt ;_;
I-I'm not that old... I'm 21.
I'm just an unpassable tranny who will never follow in baileys spunk ridden footsteps
>2. Panthers
Dont be so sure about this. Panthers are facing an immensely tougher schedule this season and i still sincerely think they're fakers.
>giants/eagles
Absolutely not. Either washington or dallas will take the division.

Agree with both statements.

Problem is there's the Lions, Vikings, Falcons, Saints, Week8+ Cowboys. There's gonna be some heartache teams.

Get out.
I'm being generous putting the Eagles there because that defense is good.
Washington has no defense and the Cowboys IF they get Romo back still won't hang.

That's why you stick to children huh