NZ thread - We never changed the flag edition

NZ thread - We never changed the flag edition

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Why are IDs even gone?

cuckakuru cucking in

It was fucking warm today, gonna be fucking warm tomorrow too

this was the best flag design

Wrong lazer kiwi was

well thats a given.

In wellington for a week, where can i score?

me irl

me irl

Me too, except I don't have an expecting wife.

kek

New Zealanders are the niggers of Oceania.

praise kek tbh smh fam

red peak, kys

thats tonga, samoa and the pacific islands*

we may be the niggers, but not the worst niggers

>pic and vid related

youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks

was too maori for me

Feels bruh

Sup bruhs are all youse fully sick?

Dunners reporting.

Maccas punch-up, as promised.

youtu.be/wCYa2YPM7m0

fucking lit fam, missed out heh.

Lincoln Road reporting in.

Hey bruhs what's happening hey? Fukin chilled as cunt!

>lincoln road

which part. same here.

Just off Pomaria. Where that baby fell down the manhole few years ago. Sup cunt? Wanna go bowling? lol

The fucked bit bra! Wanna hook up and suck dick? Chill n shit bruh

Missed the part where old mate ended up on the floor unfortunately

Mfw I know one of the blonde chicks, kek

Napier reporting, What do you guys think the best and worst things about being New Zealanders are?

Dunedin is such a magical city.

>earthquakes memes
>Lorde
>getting boners at sight of sheep
>being a hobbit

You must post tits ITT your name is:
Stefanie
Sarah
Dasha
Lucy
Lily

You must post dick ITT if your name is:
Jack
Matt
Aaron
Alex
Chris

>Dasha

Who the fuck is named Dasha? Never even heard that name before.

Lol shout out to HLH. Post real name so i can mock you next time i see you. And so i can tell Darsha you wanna see her tits

swing and a miss

Apparently Maccas elsewhere in NZ don't have security guards?

It was close, by name is Tadasha

>THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT IF YOU VOTED TO KEEP THE CUCK STAMP ON OUR FLAG YOU SHOULD KYS ASAP

Voting? Fucking normie

Fuck i almost thought this was the brand new silverstream maccas, almost identical...

nice try, homo

Does in welly if its Wednesday. Friday or Saturday nights.

Thursday friday and Saturday here in Dunedinis

Please be more specific

Does it? Ive never seen them and i live acorss the road.

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Rather be cucked by elizabeth than john key

youtube.com/watch?v=OX0BDWEwlEw

bitch please.

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I like his moko.

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The comments say everything you need to know about Maori people.

>Weel im a moari ima a black power member fuk hes on he nows hes shit to many judgmental people dont under stand what white and maori people are like to much racist people every one wants power and land more. More and more greedy powerful people need to relize life iz preshis my kid are my every thing bring theme up right thats my law thats my life

that's because you a bitch.

>posts dick

There's none in South Auckland which you'd think would be where they're necessary

Pfft, mines bigger.

shoe benis.

Reporting in. I'm on Buscomb

Unrelated: nz nudes

fuck off you cancerous cunt.

That bakery next to the laundromat/mad butcher is fucking awesome. The dimsums and chicken cranberry pie are the shit.

Keep it going lad

that was tame as fuck.

Haven't tried the chicken cranberry pie before, might have to give it a whirl

What's with the cp ads 4ch? Get it together.

Duh. When has there ever been a good scrap in NZ?

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post areola

Inb4 you expecting huge nips

they seem quite small for the breast size, post moar

imagine tiddies with no nipples.

Ask a guy working in Wellington in condemned buildings to try "repair" what we can, anything.

like this?

I don't want to imagine

Where you from?
Are you getting paid more to be here?
What buildings?
What do you do all day?
Have you sampled the local talent? (fuck holes)
U wanna some fuck?

pretty much.
Just sacks of fat.
crack up as.

id still fap to that

What does "repairing" actually consist of?

>Welly.
>Yes, a lot.
>CBD at the moment, Signed an NDA
>I don't need too..
>I feel you need therapy.

beautiful, shame it isn't so

so you'd masturbate to a dudes ass cheeks?

yes

At the moment, We're testing the strength of buildings, placing brackets where needed.

Fun Fact, The Molesworth street building owner is said to be getting paid upwards of $30 million.

it's one of santa's reindeers mang, the one that fucks red nose

ayy lmao

so you pretty much just making the building "look" more secure but for serious though all these building stret=ngthining shit is just a facade until the next big quake comes and fucks shit up?

will you be butthurt when the next earthquake just undoes all your work?

odds fanta
evens l&p

If he's getting paid out the arse right now, he'll get paid out the arse again when that happens.
So I doubt he'll be too sore about it

you lucked out boi

did you shave your pussy yet Q?
i want that spread shot goddammit

>Sacks of fat
Have you people even felt breasts before? Most of a boob feels sorta like honey comb I guess...
Can't figure out how to really describe it. Sure there is fat to protect that honeycomb but not as much as you might think

You guys got the spread ffs.

its a trap bro

implying boobs aren't like bags of sand.

i must have missed it then?

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sweet

Yum.