ITT: Create an invention

ITT: Create an invention

The tendie-izer

Put in random organ meats , chcken beaks , extra legs and out pops a tendie to feed to the tendie tards on B

so, it's like a bike, an exercise bike, y'know?
but yeah, now, imagine that it powers a tv in front of you when you pedal it, now imagine there's a masturbation device strapped to it, now imagine hooking it up so that when you sit and pedal, instant masturbation

Does the tendie-izer range from age-groups 0-60, and is it suitable for basement hobos?

Yes you can feed it any age basement hobos. It will still make delicious tendies.

Male or female?

Yes

like this?

kind of, but a bike, and not shoving things the size of your leg up your ass

Is the heart-attack guaranteed or a bonus?

Mostly a bonus. That model specializes in goat.se style anus relaxing.

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So not at all then ?

man a friend of mine's creepy uncle came up with an idea somewhat like this years ago, but it was a bicycle powered by sex and he would talk about fucking around town.

"Fucking around town" Literally

did it involve exclusively children?
or was it adults, or possibly a mix

4/10 would use once then shelf for the rest of its existence

I forgot he existed. The brown eye is more of the brown gape.

his was adults he wasn't pedo, just a weird junkie. i think a sex trike would have worked for kids, though.

Once you look Into the void ..... It looks back

What if we throw in the delicious neck beard flavor packet. It taste like Cheeto dust and ball sweat with a hint of Mountain Dew.

a bomb that only blows up stupid people.

Hi!

that already exists, it's called a sound grenade

Meme destroyer

Stupid people, not deaf people.

Anal Incense

A butt plug that let you fart out the smell of your choice of scents.

or, you know, just avoid eating garlic and onions.

That's is a trademarked scent !
Garlik & Onionz ™

Welcome to the future

Race Filter: A big razor net mesh that captures and slices to death quickly and efficiently anyone with a skin pigment darker than the average white American. Sorry dark whites. Your in like lite-blacks.

It's not a perfect invention, but goddamn will it be fun

Nah that just neutralizes the scent.
This invention can brutalize it !

Robot girlfriends

A type of video game that encourages multiple playthroughs by having the story progress each time you make it to the end and events change depending on what you did during ur last playthroughs

A pedophile that loves children but wouldnt actually rape one

A child with a rape fetish

A Sup Forums clone without furries

Butter so cheap you cant believe its real butter

Pretty sure that was just a joke that you took literally.

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you think?

Id invents a reason for daddy to stop hitting mommy

"Fucking around town" sounds like a pretty good punchline for a joke about a sexcycle.

What about also adding an ignition system so you can press a remote button and turn farts into flames?

For those people you don't like, it's a treadmill in a box. Except the treadmill is made of very rough sandpaper. You put them in the box in only their underwear and put the treadmill on a really low setting. Forcing them to walk for a long time until they eventually get too tired and get grinded against the sandpaper repeatedly

A drone that seeks out and keeps people off of Sup Forums, and gives sympathetic hugs to those that break down crying because they just lost their crutch of social interaction. Also slaps the shit out of underage fags on Sup Forums.

Anal Incense w Turbo Booster ™

It's gonna be huge I tell ya

thank you mr obvious, is there a rule against using joke ideas in this thread?

>sweat drops form
why are you guys looking at me like that?

What grit ?

A suit you can put somebody into and it will attach itself to them permanently. You can watch them struggle endlessly. Trying to feel anything but no matter how cold or hot it is they cant feel it. No matter what they touch they cant feel it. No matter how hard they try to rip off their face and skin they cant get rid of the suffocating suit.

Or a cookie with no sugar but still taste awesome

>immediately draws attention to himself

So... is Sup Forums your crutch, or do we need to call the mods?

A box that you put your fingers in

I'll take option B.

Does it... do... anything...?

It doesnt restrict fingers

Of course it does.
It's for your fingers.

But does it do anything?

How many at a time? Cant believe i had to point this out

Penis also?

That's a finger box it's for a finger. You can always switch fingers or get more boxes for the other ones.

Do they come in sets of six or purchase individually?

What if make a liver condom.
No more pesky cirrhosis from binge drinking.

i'd rather have a condom made of liver. that would feel cool.

Human liver? Those are hard to get. Gotta go to hospital and everything

They do!

Shiiiit why the hell dont i already own these then!?

Well you could just get a liver and fuck it.