What is the most "nothing happens" film?

What is the most "nothing happens" film?

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Stalker

The Limits of Control. Good movie though.

2001: A Space Odyssey

No Country For Old Men

Godzilla
What a shitflick.

The Witch

My Dinner With Andre

does what it says on the tin and has no other scene

REMINDER THAT THIS DOES NOT MEAN IT'S A BAD FILM

dazed and confused

>the village
>the happening
>lady in the water

Fuck shamadam for making this garbage and myself for actually seeing all of these

Inland Empire

Hail Caesar or Bridge of Spies for me
Or that one about spies in Germany with PSH, I've already forgotten its name it was so boring.

You're an idiot.

Nothing happens=/=lots of shit happens

real life.

get off my board plebs

>southland tales

its so bad i hope no one even knows about this terrible movie

Napoleon Dynamite

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Locke.

>it's an absolutely zero discussion thread

I just watched The Perfect Day.
>The Perfect Day

Guess who's coming to dinner

Solaris

Napoleon Dynamite

all is lost

The sanVVitch

dog day afternoon

Garden State

"nothing"
literally nothing happens

2001 is fantastic

Bridge of spies was great

my pick would be the revenant

Ehh, there's a lot of shit that goes down in 2001 and NCFOM. Sorry your autistic ADD millennial self couldn't comprehend basic plot. Keep smoking that weed boy.

Only Lovers Left Alive

The art and music direction made it watchable

You mistakenly added "Inland"

This

Entire Bourne series.

Melancholia

>you dont like movies I like so you are mentally ill and a drug abuser

this is why no one respects Sup Forums

Huh? The family is exiled, their baby is eaten, their son is raped, a goat turns into Satan, Jr. after killing the dad, a daughter kills her mother in a knife fight, and a hot chick gets naked and takes flight. Those things happen.

Andy Warhol's Empire.

Unironically kill yourself.

Schindler's List

WHAT???? Napoleon lays down his life for his friend, you philistine.

Quite literally the only correct answer in this thread

Under The Skin

fuck that piece of shit movie

Inside Llewyn Davis

I answered first

Slackers

people walk around, talk to each other and do mundane daily activities.

nothing happens. it's an exaggerated character study of a generation

if you think of the pitch for slackers, it's exactly like george and jerry explaining their show to nbc

Ponyo

Someone not liking the movie is not the same as someone saying that nothing happens in the movie

El Orfanato.
The ending kinda puts things in the rest of the movie into perspective, but still, it was a chore to watch.

It's a good movie, but nothing really happens in Lost in Translation

every PTA "film"

Objectively wrong, and shit taste too

pta sucks, not him

Why? I think he's pretty good.

Venom and Eternity
The Color of Pomegranates
The Mirror
Satantango

Most entry level arthouse is embarrassingly bad.

I was a good movie, but I agree, nothing really happens.

jarhead

True, but that's kind of the point

>ITT people think nothing happens always = bad movie

another tell tale sign this board is full of cinema plebs and people who never lived a day of their life in the 90s

Inherent Vice

wew lad

Is this the pleb filters thread?

The room

No one respects Sup Forums because reddits with ADD make up shit about shows and films because they just can't admit they never actually payer attention. So we call them out for the pleb faggots that they are. Sorry but it's the truth.