Bout to rape a drunk girl

Bout to rape a drunk girl.
Ask me anything

What did you eat for breakfast

can you post more pics?

Nothin, woke up late and went to work

Why does she look inflatable?

How much you want to bet he had a shitty bag cereal. Not even brand.

will you dump her after , or cuddle with her till she wakes up.

how you gonna explain , what will you say...

Pic related is not the girl. But I can post more of said girl

Why are you so gay

uhh, pics/proof? write "Bob's" on her tummy or something.

how many water balloons would it take to extinguish the sun

Dump all the way

Can you explain Quantam Entanglement to me? I've been struggling to understand it.

Better question why does he have her in swamp water? Must be an ogre.

dump 'em all

Are you my dad?

Can you stick it in her pooper, go a2m and post pics?

...

Yea

Why do you expect us to care?

How old is the girl?

fuck off then

What is your favorite breed of dog?

Cute

Do you even Sup Forums bro?

Why am I so anxious?

17

Probably

It's only rape if you're not drunk aswell.

Do you even checkem bro?

Kek

Ok

What would happen if a regular lava-based sun of 1,000c collided with an ice sun of the same size (-1000c)?

Kek

0 because it wouldn't even get close to it

>regular lava based sun
kys

Ask Satan

Are you TRYING to summon satan?

What was your initial reaction to the news of Leonard Cohen's passing?

An erection

What's your favourite colour?

What a disproportionate response!

...

Black, like my soul.

?

Jesus eat first then, you have to be careful of your health, don want to get tired dragging her around do ya?

Damn... Snapchat?

5/7 would smash

I like her eyebrows.

Dumping an ex

oh no, here we go again....

Doing the long distance thing. Been with her two years and she's been overseas since April, neither of us care about banging others or anything like that. But am i wrong in this argument? Feel like it's unmitigated

Old Sup Forums would have raped her first

Why has the price of a cheese n lettuce sandwich gone up in price by a small amount in relation to the actual cost of the sandwich ?

Does she have a good sense of humor?

...

Would you like the top or bottom bunk in your prison cell?

Yes?

...

Good. I guess I'll find out soon enough anyways just wanted your opinion.

These are messages between two people who haven't liked each other for a long time and are clinging to something long dead.

pics or it didn't happen fag

Haha explain

Are you the black boxes or the white boxes?

>lava based sun
Nigger wtf are you talking about.

lurk maor newfig

White. Didn't respond to the last of her messages

I'm going to be with her very soon.

Are you really that stupid? There is so much to that which is just plain retarded.

Why call it rape? Is it against her will? Did she say "no"? If not, is not rape. Also, post nude pics of her.

Is this going to be delivery or Digiornos OP?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

nice autism user

long distance isnt worth it anyway

lol she's gonna fuck someone else and then come back to you refreshed and satisfied (but probably continue to cheat and just use you for stability cause you're an obvious beta cuck). Man the fuck up and end it. Or get AIDS after she fucks niggers on the break.

you seem like a needy fag with your youtube links and shit. bitches dont like men acting needy and clingy like how youre trying to have her attention all the time. the fact that she seems like a bitchy bitch doesnt help either, taking a break is good tho. you try and stop being a needy fuck and see how it goes

The black box is a cunt. I hope that's not you.

Your relationship should end.

And a swallow carrying a standard coconut?

Ok lol

>712496263
He speak the tru tru

The Leiden frost effect. The temperatures are two different that they would actually repel than attract

Check'd
Also, blow up doll! op is a virgin faggot!

Whatever was there died awhile ago.

Distance has a tendency to do that to relationships.

This is true. And old Sup Forums would take pics while doing it.

You are wrong Sup Forumsro.

Seems overly sensitive to me. Insecure because she wants to get your references and yet doesn't want to explore your interests. Find someone with similar interests or find someone you xan train. This girl can't be molded by you. It's far too late.

Suns aren't made from lava, they are made from Magic and plasma

Eh, already took her anal virginity and introduced her to slave play

please tell if this is b8, because if it isn't you're a fucking autist

Old Sup Forums

This what you have to raep?
Will you be able to even get hard after drinking?

if its not the girl, and its not you, then how is the pic related?

Absolutely

stick it in her butt and send a photo

send a potato*

Just do it.

them satanic trips though. It takes a lot more energy to heat something up than it does to cool it down. So assuming they don't repel from each other the sun will lose all it's heat and the ice sun will just melt slowly and refreeze over

Whoever black box is, is a cunt. Relationships aren't about who has the power, your gf/bf is not a child, and not to be treated like one. Combined with other signs, like immediately jumping to a break. This relationship is doomed.

Fuck. Black. Box.

Fuck.

African swallow?

Saved. Why did you break up with her?

what is rape?

Some kind of bird, I think.