Blocks your path

>Blocks your path
>"ey you're a rocker, huh"

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spic.

Cal has been working out

>implying cholos arent goth now


Mu has gotten way too plebe

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Si hermano, bacilo el rap también y estoy buscando un colaborador par un nuevo álbum conceptual que relata la violencia en las calles de Ciudad Juarez.
Buenas tintas, por cierto.

BUILD THE WALL

source on this pic?

Que te joden homie. No te llaman Lil Joker? Build-o the-o Wall-o

¿¿¿¿

But cholos are cool with "rockers"

underrated slur desu

youd get beat the fuck up.

Cholos are primarily into punk rock and death metal from my experience.

*unsheathes katana*
*deports behind you*

>he doesn't enjoy being physically harmed
Hmm...

Nah foo I'm a punker


Where the kickbacks at tonight dawg

jaja a huevo pinches putos
cuanto falta para que se hable español en Sup Forums
>inb4 build the wall
callate pinche galleto

>*both teleport to another dimension*
>*cholo quickly runs down of power*
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Oh shit, EL CHAPO

>be a rocker
>drive down to Brighton for a nice weekend
>see this

what do

puto

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YUH

And ska

Q'hubo

...

>"yeah. My biggest inspirations of Montreal, Neutral Milk Hotel, and generally just a lot of stuff from the elephant six collective"

que paleta

Is this some sort of weird cartel message meaning you're going to kill me?

Well ese, mostly post-rock. Have you heard of Explosions in the sky?
Do you want to be friends?

"Yea, do you want to come to this party I'm going to?"

ya tengo tu direccion papi, te voy a remojar todita la pichancha, estas advertido nene hay una bomba en el vestido de tu jefa

>bomba

>babby's first Spanish word

What? What kind of question is that?

Do you want to fight me? Im like just as strong as you and probably 6 inches taller because mexicans are short. You're not really that scary to me my man.

Didn't know height protected you from a knife gringuito marica

>his last words were...

stab me dude i kind of want to die anyway, this will be less hard on my parents than straight up suicide

just do it man what are you waiting for

that's gay man

Yo no mato putitos, respeto la homosexualidad

Call ICE

Back to Mexico hombre

I like how the mods deleted my "s" word comment but not this thread

Los cholos son basados
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These cholos can stay, nig cholos gotta go back.

The last words of that mexican who thinks hes tough because he goes to the gym twice a week? The one that at worst the fight is going to be fair and at best im just going to clock him in the face from a foot outside of his reach while he flails around like an idiot?

Listen dude, ive picked dumb fights and gotten my ass kicked before. Ive lost more fights than ive won and ive gotten my ass beat hard on occasion. Heres what ill tell you: fights with significant height or weight descrepanies are over before they started. I can tell just by looking at that guy that if we were the same height, we'd be about the same weight, so worst case scenario its a fair fight. But I'm six feet tall and Im guessing pablo there is 5 foot 8. I got in a fight with a guy who was 6'4 once and got completley manhandled because he punched me in the face and when i tried to swing back i literally just punched the fucking air like a retard and it was such an "oh shit this was a bad idea" moment that i literally fucking fell down. And if pablo there thinks those rules dont apply here hes about to learn the hard way, just like i did.

You see, most of these Mexicans actually know how to fight, and they never give up

Those aren't cholos, they're chuntaros

Yeah I know how to fight too, and thats what im telling you, if you know how to fight you know picking a fight with a guy who's significantly taller than you is a really fucking bad idea

Trust me dude if you've never been in a fight like that before that moment you realize that he can just punch you and you cant punch him back is a pretty fucking scary moment

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that music is crap stfu

Sup Forums mods are sooooo fucking shit tier lately 100% agree

underrated

Ya callate

tbqh I wanna try bottoming him

Cant hear you down there carlos

what does that even mean?

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Ever heard of dodging a punch? It's easier to dodge when you're smaller

mexicanos de mierda pueden terminar alguna oración sin decir sus palabras de mierda?

>go to hardcore show
>there's cholos
>go to tech death show
>there's cholos
>go to black metal show
>there's cholos

Never really expected this when I started going to see bands live

Thats not how it works retard. Theres a reason dropping your hands is a death sentence in boxing and thats because if you drop your hands, you literally will not be able to raise them back up in time to defend your face from getting hit, because thats how fast punches are. So just to reiderate unless you already have your hands in a defensive position preemptively when the punch is thrown you're going to eat it. And you think you have time to move your entire body out f the way to "dodge" it? lol

And if you think there is any fucking scenario in which being smaller, to "dodge punches" or for whatever dumbass reason you come up with, is an advantage in any fight ever then you have no idea what you're talking about

I'd say fuck off you spic piece of shit and punch that fucker in the face.

Good fighters move before the punch is thrown at them because they read the other's body movement, sometimes they're moving as to be a moving target which allows them to make a bigger clumsier guy to miss a punch

t. someone who has never taken any martial arts

subcultures based on ethnicity are stupid

MMA is different from street fights

Most cultures are born from ethnicity, that goes hand in hand

Tell me of a culture or sub-culture in which there isn't a prominent race or ethnicity?

What are you on about

Why do you bring up martian arts?

*martial
the word comes from the same origin anyway

>a prominent race or ethnicity
>based on ethnicity
>hurr
>durr

>Good fighters move before the punch is thrown at them because they read the other's body movement
oh my god this is so fucking cheesy just stop

That's like the chicken and the egg, it is born out of ethnicity

NY punk and English punk are different because of the different ethnicity they were born out of. The rest is bullshit.

Cholos culture comes from being first-generation Mexican-Americans, that's what they're born into

Because some autist clearly didn't know what they were talking about.

The fact that reading an opponent is a real thing that any professional fighter will tell you about is cheesy? Get out of here, kid

It's not dodging after the punch was thrown, it is before

Spic

wow i'm triggered user don't do that i bet you're smirking so hard right now fuck my life

No, what I'm telling you is that real fights are not as fucking clean as mma. Shit starts happening before you even have time to process that you're even in a fight, and the next thing you know you're on the ground in so much pain and you just want it to stop and you're so scared that you want to cry, looking at your own blood streaming down onto your shirt from a gash in your forehead, all while the other guy is strattling you and getting ready to literally bash your head into asphalt. All this dumbass shit about "preemptive dodging," its not fucking real life man. Just stfu.

Have you seen something being thrown at someone and that person dodging it out of instinct? Yes, some people have better instinct and reflexes than others

Dude, no, you're fucking wrong. I can get my fist in your face 20 times faster than it takes you to move your face out of the way. Its just not how it works, you dont have time to react like that. Like I said, if you drop your hands in a fight, you're fucked, thats how little margin for error you have. Its just not how it fucking works dude.

But hey man go get in a fight and try it yourself let me know how it works out

my question is why are you a faggot that go around fighting people. that's fucking dumb.

I'm not saying you can Floyd your way out of a fight, but this man sure could dodge your punches

A fist moves faster and can shift more easily than your entire body does and can.

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That's if it's in distance to contact the other person, people who aren't clueless usually take range out of the other person's fist

oh my god dude you have no idea what you're fucking talking about

mayweathers defense is like 95% blocking, its what hes fucking known for for fucks sake

>person steps back out of range so you don't punch him
>take one step forward and punch him

This is what dodging is

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As if u can't step back as they step in, or step sideways?
Your body usually reacts by jumping out from a person aggressively moving towards you. Animals do it all the time.

>they take another step back
>they punch you in the face after taking a step back
>you still cant reach them
I really cant emphasize how much people who have never been in fights dont realize how big a deal reach is

Trust me man its a scary moment when if hits you, you feel really futile and helpless

Only if you're autistic.

>You take a step forward
>They punch at you
>Block it like you're supposed to and lay them out

Huh thats funny i never see him dropping his hands

Probably because it isnt fcking amateur hour at your local boxing club

>dude why is reach always listed in boxers stats who cares about reach just walk at them dude lmao

So I guess dodging isn't a thing

How did it go from "dude street fighting isn't mma xd" to "dude boxing xd"

>armchair mma fighters
lmao

cholos are misunderstood, i went a school in the south west and looked through a cholos backpack once and he had a harry potter book

what?

because it applies differently in different situations?

Reach is enough of a huge factor in any fight that its always relevant, but all this stuff about "just dodge punches dude lmao i watched a mayweather highlight video on youtube once" doesnt apply to amateur fights behind a bar

The original point is that Mexicans are better fighters, and a smaller guy can also dodge easier

You insist on being Captain Obvious by repeating that being a bigger person puts you in advantage. But you'd be a fool to think that's already won you the fight.

>97 posts
>not a single post about worshipping pablo

I am dissapoint