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news
>tim kennedy going to fight for infowars.com
youtube.com/watch?v=9aNELosVHs8

>DurianRider was heemed by his vegan girlfriend
youtube.com/watch?v=a0tOGylzREQ

>9/11 was an inside job
youtube.com/watch?v=EEO6XqIzmec

>themaclife.com

Upcoming-
some shitty card on saturday

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youtube.com/watch?v=kTdaWUDeGsg
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/daniel-omielanczuk-steps-in-as-replacement-faces-stefan-struve-at-ufc-204
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ex-champs-cain-velasquez-and-fabricio-werdum-likely-to-meet-at-ufc-207
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/gray-maynard-and-ryan-hall-set-to-clash-at-tuf-24-finale
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/opening-odds-lamas-a-heavy-favorite-over-penn-rockhold-small-underdog-in-jacare-rematch
mmafighting.com/2016/9/16/12922106/joe-warren-says-he-has-no-sponsors-for-bellator-bout-having-trouble
instagram.com/p/BKXKD9OjCww/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Artem

Lobov

Execute all bullies.

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>/r/mma posters
Lauzon, Carwin, Bermudez, Alvey, Rose, Firas, Nguyen, Carmozzi

>heem posters
Schaub

The weak must fear the strong.

youtube.com/watch?v=kTdaWUDeGsg

>heem posters
Rogaine

That omega wolf must have been a real dick huh

>Overeem giving MMA clinics to a bunch of clueless goofs now

I HATE BULLIES.

who /chael/ here?

>tfw all the former bullies itt will some day meet a bigger and stronger guy and will suffer de consequences
>tfw every time a bully dies a former bullied nerd get's a 250k starting job

Justice feels good man

Upcoming events:

9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - Cro Cop vs Myung
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - TBA
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson
11/19: UFC FN 99 - Nelson vs Kim
11/19: UFC FN 100 - TBA
11/26: UFC FN 101 - Rockhold vs Souza 2
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari

News:

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/daniel-omielanczuk-steps-in-as-replacement-faces-stefan-struve-at-ufc-204

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ex-champs-cain-velasquez-and-fabricio-werdum-likely-to-meet-at-ufc-207

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/gray-maynard-and-ryan-hall-set-to-clash-at-tuf-24-finale

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/opening-odds-lamas-a-heavy-favorite-over-penn-rockhold-small-underdog-in-jacare-rematch

Is this the new doom?

>Doom 5: The Beta Uprising

Let's get closer

i can't let you get close

stop stop st-stop it

>ryan hall vs. gray maynard

this is the fight no one asked for but everyone will watch

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rematch when

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mmafighting.com/2016/9/16/12922106/joe-warren-says-he-has-no-sponsors-for-bellator-bout-having-trouble

>b-b-but Reebok™ Is a bad for the fighters

Warren isn't even in the UFC, are you retarded AND blind?

Exactly

What? Fuck off troll.

Relax.

>tfw @posting has spread to other boards

How do you not understand? I've not read the article but from the URL itself it seems a Bellator fighter is struggling to find a sponsor, whereas in the UFC you're guaranteed a Reebok sponsor as soon as you're under the banner and you're making money that way.

Truly we are the pioneers. It only spread because of us, solely us.

Lads I'm honestly debating hopping on the gas. Me hairline is on its last legs anyway so it's not like I've got anything to lose.

jesus

Go for it lad. As long as you don't start on that HGH, it's not like there's negative side effects.

>muh 2500 reebux

Fuck off, troll.

Uh, because he wouldn't have any sponsors if he was in the UFC either. How much do Reebok pay for one fight in the UFC again? 500 bucks?
Dumb fucking cunts, holy shit.
Maybe you should read the article because it says that the Reebok deal has had a knock-on effect on sponsors in MMA period.

You've been selected to star in Conor's new reality where normal people spend a day with McGregor and get a taste of the MacLife.

You are driving to the rendezvous spot, already 10 mins late, you're convinced that Conor is already disappointed in you because time is money yeh?

You make it there 20 mins late because of traffic jams and arrive in your Cadillac Deville 1992. You can see Conor from the distance, adjusting his 2000 dollar vintage ray ban sunglasses, even tho it's dark outside, he's trying to get a good look at you.

You approach him slowly, trembling hard, sweat spots becoming more and more visible through your replica Ralph Lauren polo that you bought from ebay for 20$, your haircut is all ruined and the cologne you dosed yourself with has fainted, you smell like shit.

Conor takes off his sunglasses, takes this pose and says:

>You're 20 fukin minutes late, that's about fifty grand in mac time yeh? What the fuk do ye have to say for yourself?

What do?

Who is Jon Jones fighting next?

/heem/ is a bully free zone mate

This is the user life yeh

Daniel "Thique" Cormier

Daniel "Suque" Cormier

Oi show oop when I fooken want to yeh

Great thread thus far. Keep it up, lads.

Schaub is gay

Did you lads see the shots he was throwing at Rumble on Twitter?

Weird since last fight Rumble was all about respect, this time they might try to build a bit of tension.

I'm surprised Aus Social Media poster hasn't posted any of them

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DC and Humble Johnson are both too nice, it's hard to feel any actual tension

I heem him easily, Conor is a manlet

Don't you have church to attend or something?

pull guard

How popular is UFC in Bulgaria? I'm Bulgarian too (unfortunately) and never met any others that were into it.

Best one

>he deletes posts because of a minor spelling error

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Lots of casuals, few real fight fans. But most people that train mma/kickboxing are into ufc.

Plus there are 3+ bulgarian posters on /heem/ so that's something

I miss her, lads

what went wrong?

>people were willing to pay $60 to watch Cat Zingano fight

Pick none.

Should she fight Paige?

No. I want Paige fed a steady stream of cans until she gets a title fight so that I can jerk off to round 5 of her face being pounded into oblivion.

Only if someone in matchmaking really hates PVZ

lmao is DurianRider the most butthurt man in existence

every video is him attacking some random person he has a gripe with for no reason

I would expect a woman to think the UFC is some magical meritocracy and to be oblivious to all of the marketing flying around her.

I'd like to see her kill PvZ yes

she couldn't kill a fly

He probably makes a few grand from making videos tho

fuck sam alvey

>no reason
the're on steroids

Just don't like pvz m8

you're on steroids

Be careful.

>all those joanna ''''''''''''''punches'''''''''''''''''''''
>still look like this

What about this pic annoys me so much?

>how do you want your back to look?
>ehh jasch fackch my shich ap

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>that nose

Why do people sign contracts with the UFC before actually developing a profound understanding of how the company is being run. Everyone seems absolutely shocked and displeased when people like Sage and CM Punk pocket major paychecks while having shitty fight results. Even I as a fan know that when the contract is being negotiated the company takes into account your image/status and character as a whole, not just your fighting game. This is an entertainment business, NOT A SPORT, why are these nobodies complaining about their pay?

Glad to see everyone survived the car crash

I know what you mean, for me its the fact that I can just imagine her thought process while doing that retarded face and taking the pic. "Hehe I'm so cute and sexy, my fans will love this ^_^"

The face

anyone got more Claudinha bund

From what I understand, the UFC takes advantage of the fact that every fighter believes in themselves. Their deals are structured so that being "that guy" is the what they're after. Later they realize they aren't "that guy" when they're making peanuts and getting pimped out.

why doesnt she just get the mole removed? just a quick snip and it's gone

middle sister has the superior bunda

>tfw qt striking goblin will fuck up you're fightfu

Gives her character. Stop hating, la

Because it's qt

she hides it all the time though

This is when I knew that I loved her, and wanted her to stomp me to death with her heels.

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judging solely off that pic, 3 is clearly the best

Because she's a cute and it contributes to her being a cute.

Because they don't understand the rules of the game. The UFC *is* a meritocracy, but your pay is determined by the number of eyes you bring to the table, not by your fight record.

That's part of what makes her a cute, you heathen.

claudia will be in new jersey tomorrow to watch the '''''''fights''''''' with YOU

instagram.com/p/BKXKD9OjCww/

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>Sup Forums's favourite posters

Why they are so flat?

It's just contradictory.
She's not an anime character, don't pretend like she is one.

>she will never kill you with an inverted triangle

>Ronda "gurrl power meme" Rousey is the UFC's biggest draw

Will Rounda ever recover?

>that GSP tier roidgut