This is the most fake fucking relationship ever

This is the most fake fucking relationship ever

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I agree. It has something to do with him being the next James Bond.

I'm sure the fucking is very real

>implying this isnt

boy you mad youre waifu gettin boned

Kate and Lily mo are very much in love

>post yfw based Kanye cucked him

Munn and Rogers

sure thing boss.

Lily could definitely use some Crest

I got a nice big tube of Crest for her..

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is it just one fat unhygenic neckbeard posting these threads?

I don't get it. Why would Hiddleston stoop so low to date Taylor Swift?

>fat
no, but yes to everything else

Imagine if you were a chick and Kate Beckinsale was your mom. You would never feel good about yourself, your mom is a literal 10/10 and you know you can never measure up

Michael Sheen is a ventriloquist:
– "You better clap, or I'll dec u in, sware on me mum"
– "That was supposed to be funny. Start laughing, cunt!"

lily mo is legit 100x hotter than kate before plastic surgery

You will never have a relationship like this with your daughter
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>vine.co/v/iaxxLUh55MF
wat

So his their beard right?

so does this mean that Loki is down low homo?

It's adorable as fuck, daughter is confused and he puts a reassuring arm around her shoulders because everything is fine.

Yeah but with that rat face of his he will always look like a cheeky cunt

i'm always kinda jealous of that, even as a kid i dreamed of having a parent who was famous in some way.

Why are you surprised? Tay Tay is a professional beard. Half the men she's dating are gay, and the other half are a publicity stunt.

>Lily Mo Sheen
>Lily Machine
What does it mean?

Its O from Men in Black 3!

Why do most white guys go bald in their 30's?

CUTE :3

>limousine

You're just jelly a 10/10 like Taylor will never give you the time of day.

Having mummy rub your cunny is probably a good consolation prize though

tom hiddleston is literally always smiling
happiest dude alive prob

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That's not how you use the word "cunny". Not on this board. Not EVER.
Now begone, you foul-smelling simian.

That is some ugly girl, looks like that game of thrones wild ling girl.

Actually, i really really like Michael Sheen, he seems like a very smart guy.

Every atom of my being desperately wants to get her pregnant.

they cant have a cocoa shunter to play bond, so they whipped up a romance with one of the most attractive women in entertainment

>white guys
nigger like 70% of ALL men start balding/thinning in their 30s

Is that Janet Yellin?

There's a picture of her fingering a fleshlite

what do you care? why don't you invent some more unprovable hypotheticals to feed your ego.

op must also be a centaur or some sort of lava creature, haha that'll show him

wtf I hate white people now

most sociologists would argue this post is not racist

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I'm still convinced they're her beards.

Is this to try and prove Tom ain't gay or that Taylor isn't gay?

in a perfect world, this.

You haven's seen it all
Lily really looks like the goofy motherfucker

strange family

youtube.com/watch?v=GquhdMtMry4

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What is it with 15-year-olds and my dick...

That's not Emma Thompson!

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Both are gay

ultimate :3

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>0:00
cute!
>0:06
What? NOOOO!
>0:15
Oh no, no tears please!
>0:35
Stop it, girl! JUST STOP!

am I supposed to have a boner after watching this?

>English """"""""""""""""""""""beaches""""""""""""""""""""""

Either a boner or nausea. The choice is yours.

what a qt

what's this assumption based on?

whom?

I know that this girl thinks she's doing hi-larious Same Hyde shit for the Sup Forums audience, but does she realize that she is creating fetish porn for all of the fucking pedophiles that roam this place?

You're just mad because he is fucking your waifu.

Dunno. She probably does. I still find it rather funny – she sure has got the crying-thing down.

>bitter, jealous virgins: The Posts

Moustache named Wendy. Beard named Taylor. Any word on what he'll be calling his future toupee?

Stay mad, TayTay.

Sure sure....keep telling yourself that

He's secretly a neo Nazi too?

>I need someone to date so I can show that I am not gay and can be Bond

>I know just who to call

He's gay. She's a beard. He's probably used to stooping over, btw.

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What is it with woman and their sadism?

Taylor Swift is a lesbian. It's not exactly a big secret.

Never let anyone tell you only old people have surgery.

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...what's going in this pic? Did Mo have a breakdown on the set of an underworld movie?

>He's gay, hahaha .....epic Sup Forums post

I never understand why anons think this is funny to post, it just makes them look like bitter perma-virgins.

literally who are any of these people?

That's sort of hot, endearing and ugly at once

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Hiddles is a lucky man

here's youre (you)

Why is he wasting time responding to these tweets?

haha look it's a flawed human

Keeping up the charade that he's not gay either.

>me on the left

I thought he was bought and paid for. I know she used to use gay guys as beards, but she kept him on a leash.

they are comments on his instagram

how is this girl behaving in a SADISTIC manner?
Learn your terminology before you post again.

Wouldn't he still be hanging with Elizabeth Olsen, then?

XD

He really REALLY likes women

JAKE'S PALMS ARE SWEATY

Kind of a deranged grin, if you ask me. He shouldn't be Bond. He should be the next Joker.