Ok real talk, is there a technique / toy that WILL 100% make you cum? I'm a cripple and I can't feel my dick...

Ok real talk, is there a technique / toy that WILL 100% make you cum? I'm a cripple and I can't feel my dick, I came 3 times in my life randomly.
Already tried the Magic Wand, doesn't help, anything with my ass doesn't work, so no prostate massage

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Have you tried abusing stimulants? They're great for increasing sex drive.

Ever tried electro stimulation? I have an e-stim myself and its pretty good.

Im sorry I can't help you
Genuinly interested though
Will be lurking and bumping

No I haven't. Which one are you using that works?

Viagra keeps my dick hard for longer, still can't cum.

Op you still here?

you are in luck! the chinese got your back.

Isn't she beautiful
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Heard of people being able to meditate to climax. Dont know if that works for most though.

>Which one are you using that works?

Estim MK1

There's also the much more expensive MK2, kinda wish I had bought that instead.
But how was I supposed to know this stuff would be so awesome.

What does it feel like and where do you get em

yes and in still in need for help fgt

nigga what, this sounds like a technique master pai mei would teach you

Thanks. Where exactly do you put the sticky electro tabs?
I still have one of these kits from like 97 to restore other muscle function. I already tried to put them on my dick but that doesn't work I think. Remember I can't feel if it's pleasurable.

I'm just curious, but why exactly would you wanna cum if you can't feel it anyway?

Try a huge 20" anal prostate dildo so you can crip while you crip

Do a little googling on the meditation shit. Worth a shot.
Are there extreme treatements like shock therapy for your condition?

It feels like.. hmm hard to describe.

Like a tingling is going through your cock, like being electrocuted at very low voltage so its not painful until you dial up the voltage.

then eventually you can handle the highest voltage, and your dick just gets super tight.

Of course since its electric you can also get the occasional BZZT ouch moment, but that hardly happens to me anymore.

I had some amazing sessions with it, just sitting here with my legs on the desk and a sexy slideshow and vids playing while my dick is slowly getting harder and harder until you reach that point where its BOOOOOING and you start leaking precum like crazy.

Takes some effort to fully understand how to get the most out of it, but once you do its like riding a bicycle and you can do it every time.

I got mine from ebay, though if you are in the UK and you got a credit card I guess you can buy it directly from their website for a couple bucks less.

>Remember I can't feel if it's pleasurable.

Ehm, well then I guess its right up your alley.
Its an intense feeling thats more aimed to your muscles then the simple joy of a quick warm hand fap.

Tight. Might have to try it out.. sounds like ny sort of thing

>once you do its like riding a bicycle and you can do it every time
OP's crippled, remember?

there are chemical ejaculation injections available. this is how paraplegic man can have baby wit waifu

Op, I am very disappointed that you did not even look at my girl.

look at her isn't she beautiful? She is my dream girl

RP here. they sell em to horse farmers. for insemination

I came 3 times in my whole life. It felt pretty good. A good feeling shiver goes through my whole body, not just my dick. Potential pregnancy or to store the sperm for clinical pregnancy
I will.
No I'll stay a cripple.
Where EXACTLY do you put the electro pads/tabs whatever?
At what voltage? I don't want to hurt myself not knowing it.

fist good cripple joke in this thread, I expected more

I know about those, but I need a way to do in private for fun

your waifu sucks

...

for fun buy from horse farmer of VET. animal products safe to use human. even food and vitamins and mineral injections. sterile is sterile. cheaper too!!

>your waifu sucks
well, yes.

That is kind of the whole point

>Where EXACTLY do you put the electro pads/tabs whatever?

Ehm, well there are pads and those little rubber wires.

You can decide where you put them, you can put one on the head and one on your shaft,
or one on the head and one on your taint (but that's more of a prostate thing so i guess that wouldnt work for you)

I mostly just tie the rubber wire around my cockhead and one around the bottom where the cock is attached to the body.

If you can't feel it then make sure to lube it all up, that will prevent hurting.

For me sometimes I don't lube up, and you get that OUCH feeling where something is happening I guess.. not sure what.
but yeah if you lube up and keep the dial on low you will hardly feel a thing, so you can safely experiment with higher voltages.

Thanks my nigga

You're welcome, hope this will do the trick for you.