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Jon Stark aka Winter's Bastard aka The Wolf of Winter aka The Wolf of Winterfell aka The Sword of the North aka The Pretty Snowflake aka The White Wolf aka The Bastard of Light aka Snow aka Wildling's Wolf of the North aka The Blackguard aka Winter Christ aka The Winter General aka Wintersbane aka THE KING IN THE NORTH.

And his sister and heir until that cripple comes back or Arya kills her for betraying her family

Sansa Stark aka The Red Wolf aka The Red Widow aka the Lone Wolf aka The Winter Queen aka The Red Winter aka The Winter Rose aka The Dumb Bitch aka Loose Tully aka Littlefingers's Cum Bucket aka The Last Wolf aka GINGER SNAPS!!!! aka Littlefinger's Whore aka DA PRINCESS IN THE NORTH

KNEEL YOU SHITS! KNEEL!

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Azor Jon

Friendly reminder that Azor means loving to receive butt stuff.

Reminder the season finale episode will be fantastic.

I'm going to love it.

You're going to love it.

It will get rave reviews

It will do record ratings

It will win multiple Emmy awards

It will be fondly remembered and talked about for years to come.

Naturally you KNOW the whining virgin nitpicking cunts (aka the Beta Brigade) will find nonsensical stuff to cry about.

However these dozen insignificant bitter autists who pretend to hate everything about the show in a desperate (and failed) attempt to be different are to be laughed at, never listened to.

Feels good. Feels so very good!

>only man with a living direwolf
>climbed the wall
>killed white walkers
>shocked the night king
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time

ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

Bran x Meera purest pairing!

Reminder to filter out the following words to keep the autists, morons and cringeworthy whining cunts away from your thread -

>frogfu

>showpleb

>showfag

>Dabid

>Stannis

You are so very welcome!

Are you trying to sound like Trump.

at least by now you should've realized that the Starks are a bit slow on the uptake

Compilation of all the cock, dick, poo and fart jokes of Season 6 when?

there was at least one every single episode

Azor Stannis

>Lone Wolf
That's apparently Arya.

Is this all you do? Post your shit pastas everyday?

I ship Jon x Bran and there is not a damn thing you can do about it.

>Stannis
Why would you filter this?

Preach the truth!

Leaks?

Any Bran pairing is okay with me!

Bran wargs to control Jon into creaming his boipuss

reminder if you root for a GoT character you're a pleb

the only person you should root for when you watch GoT is Preston Jacobs.

You simply have to be knighted by a knight and stand a vigil to become a knight and then any knight (or not, as precedent set by Sandor) can be appointed Kingsguard. Ser Rodrick Cassel was a knight despite being a northern who followed the old gods.

Will she be the biggest ruler that Westeros has ever had?

If you're going to make the thread don't be faggot about it OP.

>Jon Snow is crowned king in the north
>Jon sits by the same weirwood tree Ned loved to contemplate things on
>Sansa sits beside Jon
>Sansa tells him that she must go to the Vale to sort some things out
>Sansa leaves and Jon is left washing his sword
>a faint voice from the wind passes Jon
>"Jon"
>Jon is confused but ignores it
>"Jon"
>He looks behind him and see the weirwood bleeding
>"Jon"
>He stands up and touches the weirwood face
>we cut to the Tower of Joy
>Ned Stark sees his sister covered in rubies
>Lyanna writhes in pain as the baby is in distress
>Lyanna begs Ned to save the baby
>Ned pleads against Lyanna not to as it would kill Her
>Lyanna smiles and whispers something to Ned
>cut to Ned and Howland conversing
>"Is he....?" asks Howland
>"Aye"
>"and if Robert finds out?"
>"He can't, I'll raise him as my own"
>"But what of your honor, Lord Stark"
>"I promised, Howland, I'll have him as my bastard, a Snow"
>scene shifts to Jon Snow burying Rickon in the crypts
>we see Jon conflicted and confused than ever
>he wanders deeper to the crypts and stumbles upon Lyanna's statue
>Jon Snow kneels
>fade to black
>game of thrones theme starts playing

Yes, urine from your micropenis leaks into your dirty underpants on a daly basis.

Is Jon the most based character of all time?

Tied maybe with Stannis?

She's a big queen.

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for you

>Is Jon the most based character of all time

Yes

...

who?

Jaime, Theon, , Arthur Dayne are all better

...

Not even close. As a character he's pretty bland and generic.

...

>Robb= Wolf King
>Sansa = Red Wolf
>Arya = Lone Wolf
>Rickon = Feral Wolf
>Bran = Green Wolf
>Jon = Dragon in Wolf clothing

>a tactical retard
>literal mary sue that has lost nothing since episode 1 season 1
>has no moral code and does whatever he pleases
He isn't even half the man Mannis is.

As it was stated previously on the TV show in the Tywin-Arya exchange during her time disguised as his cup bearer in Harrenhal, stonemasons are usually illiterate, they basically draw the inscriptions without knowing their meanings. Also, the tombs for the living highborns of an entire House are made at once so that if one of them dies they can be immediately buried properly alongside their ancestors.

My take is that:

We'll get a Bran scene where he flashbacks to the ToJ and we see Lyanna asking Ned to promise her and handing him her newborn just before dying, then it'll cut to Jon in Winterfell burying his brother, it will likely be the last scene of the season.

>yfw /got/ and every GoT thread gets insta-pruned for the next 72 hours starting in 10 minutes

Almost every picture of Isaac has him looking like a total fruit. He's got to be gay, right?

Tyrion is my favorite character. I'll stop watching when he dies.

His commitment to social justice is both noble and GOAT.

big dicks _____ in your ass

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I prefer applying it to Sansa cause Sansa doesn't care about her family and "pack", while Arya actually does.

>But now winter is truly coming.
And in the winter, we must protect ourselves, look after one another.

Sansa's looking out for number one, it's what got her direwolf killed, it's what will get her killed

last scene is Daenerys sailing to Westeros.

He's too well-liked and a dwarf, besides. He's got minority privilege.

you mean bastard wolf

wut?

Good all the autists/people trying to force their pasta's have returned and ruined it again.

>Azor some dead guy
wew lad

we see you stannisautist

Thats not from Truede so probably not true. And Truede said himself he was keeping leaks minimal for the finale, so expect a few surprises.

Robb was the Young Wolf and Rickon Wild, right? Bran = Green wolf isn't bad.

100 % accurate

First for my man Ramsay.

The Boltons are the rightful rulers of the North. Ramsay was the better commander, he outplayed Jon and deserved to win. He preserved the lives of his troops better with superior tactics and strategy. Is it not humanitarian to kill a child to save hundreds of your soldiers?

He would have won if not for CIA's teleport ability. Fuck the Starks.

Ramsay > Jon
Myranda > Sansa
Also,
Dogs > Wolves

>no Nymeria flashbacks in whole season

wasted potential

>Everyone in the sept dies to wildfire
>Tommen commits suicide
>Pycelle, Kevan, and Qyburn killed by a mix of Varys's birds and Varys himself
>Jon crowned king in the north
>Arya kills some Freys which leads to the extermination of their house when they blame the Lannisters
>Daenarys sails for Westeros

Next season deaths
>Edd
>Thoros of Myr
>Yara Greyjoy
>Cersei Lannister
>Robin Arryn
>Yohn Royce
>Brienne of Tarth
>Euron Greyjoy (possibly. Politically, the only person more important than him is Daenarys. Killing him this early would completely change the ending, in the books he might outlive the the Night King)

>Jon is crowned King in the North at the same time Dany is crowned Queen of Dragons in mereen
>Sansa has a nice conversation with Jon at the weirdwood lake Ned used to go
>Sansa will have to marry Robin Arryn
>Jon secretly follows Sansa and Littlefinger in the woods
>He interrupts them and Littlefinger gives him a letter (we dont see it for the rest of the episode)
>The Northern Lords apologize to the Starks and Jon warns them of the White Walkers
>We see a new blonde wildlings that take a liking to Jon
>Davos makes Jon choose between him and Melisandre, Jon chooses Melly and Davos sets off riding a horse to nowhere
>Dany is crowned as the queen of Dragons by Kinvara
>Dany and co finally sails to Westeros, leaving targaryen banners on Mereen
>Varys meets up with Ellaria Sand and Olenna Tyrell and discusses Dany's looming conquest
>Cersei tells High Sparrow a story Tywin used to tell them as kids, about the Targaryens and their Dragons
>it ends with Sparrow saying "But you do not have Dragons" (something along those lines)
>Cersei says "You burn regardless"
>Qyburn sets off the wildifre under the sept and detonates everyone inside it (Margery, Loras, the Sparrows)

1/2

EWW THAA FOOK UHH YEW?

false.

azor

I still can;t believe how good season 6 has been after the mess that was season 5.

Read the books retards Bran is the Winged Wolf, Jon is the lone wolf.

Sansa is no wolf.

You don't know how this website works, do you?

Its Stannisfag my newfag friend

That fucking phalanx ring was dope.

>Tommen sees the burning sept and commits suicide
>Vary's littlebirds murder Pycelle
>Qyburn sees their corpses and finds Varys waiting for him (??? teleport)
>Varys shoots Qyburn
>Jon and Sansa has a little conversation in the crypts
>Jon wanders deeper unto the crypt and finds tombs prepared for every Stark children and who their parents were
>Benjen drops Bran off the Wall and departs
>Bran sees the rest of TOJ
>we see Lyanna having fetal distress and Ned had to cut the baby off of her
>she whispers something to Ned before she dies that we dont hear
>Bran whispers "Jon"
>Ned seems to hear him once again
>Jon sees a pile of rubble in the crypts and decide to go further
>He sees his tomb and who his parents are
>Arya poisons the freys and Walder blames Jaime and the Lannister causing the Army to decimate the Freys
>Arya flees and sees men in horseback going somewhere (I assume were the brotherhood)
>sam arrives at a library and tells Gilly they have to go back to the wall

>minority privilege
Sure protected the Martells and Hotah.
Sure protected Daenerys' husbands.
Sure protected the Khals.

Bran is the Winged Wolf.

Kevan and Pycelle die at the sept.
Qyburn is a dornish spy, so no reason for him to die

>killing him this early
There will only be like 6 episodes after next season

Kevan is in the sept though according to the latest picture

why would you worship a dead character?

we're not talking about the books or referencing anything you dumb shit

All were able-bodied CIS-gendered pigs.

we see you

2/10
>everyone saw him ordering to shoot arrows to it's own troops;
>weak bait;
>bad exposition;
>you didn't foresee everyone remembering the last episode;

I'll expect you to work on this, you have potential but clearly not the will to shitpost.

>Almost every picture of Isaac has him looking like a total fruit.
SAY WHAAAAAT?

woman>minority men

check your privilege

fuck off with your sideways blackwater clip bullshit

S6 had fewer "totally good" story lines like S5's North of the Wall and Kings Landing, but overall the average quality was much higher.

Let's make a list of red herring plots
>Azor Ahai
>The Lord of Light
>Illyrio Mopatis
>Crypts of Winterfell
>Young Griff / Golden Company
>Dragonbinder
>Glass Candles
>The faceless man in the citadel
>The Horn of Joramun
>Quaithe
>Daenarys ever going to Asshai
>Deep Ones (Krakens are still fair game for TWOW)
>Sons of the Harpy
>Dornish Master Plan
>Lady Stoneheart
>Greenseer Warging (~iffy. Bran will be using this a lot but he will be using it to do stuff like saving Daenarys from being killed as a baby and whatnot, things which are already true from our POV)
>The Others

>We see a new blonde wildlings that take a liking to Jon

T-Taytay

Is this the face Bran makes when he comes?

I was fucking stupid.

I take it you like witty humor and cock jokes

>Doran
>able-bodied.
>cis
There are no trannies on the show.

he's already dead and replaced by a witty dwarf lookalike

It comes from AFFC
"A long time ago, she remembered her father saying that when the cold winds blow the lone wolf dies and the pack survives. He had it all backwards. Arya, the lone wolf, still lived, but the wolves of the pack had been taken and slain and skinned."

And Sansa does care about her family, she's just been twisted by Joff, Ramsay and LF.

>we
Its just you projecting your own insecurities into others

no Gabriela Wilde is rumored in the casting calls

>all those artifacts

DISGUST

If we wasted all that time on Sam and Gilly and all we get is "hurr now we gotta turn around and go back the way we came for an entire season" I will eat that entire stupid baby myself.

This plot HAS to go somewhere.

>others
You mean White Walkers. Others is strictly a book thing.

>>Greenseer Warging (~iffy. Bran will be using this a lot but he will be using it to do stuff like saving Daenarys from being killed as a baby and whatnot, things which are already true from our POV)


disagree... so far the shit with the three eyed raven is the only plot we have reason to believe isn't a red herring

uncle benhands seems like a pretty reliable source and he was all "you're gonna be ready for when the night king comes to save the world or something" yada yada

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Why must you continue to make up fake rumors?