What should I do? I can't get these to open.
What should I do? I can't get these to open
bite them by the line, they should open
ok that worked for one but now the other two are just wet.
>Meditate
>Meditate to a level only the highest Yogis can achieve
>Cross that point
>Become a transcendent being
>Become one with the pistachios
>Merge your soul with them
>Feel them from the inside
>Feel the small crack from the inside
>Expand you soul further
>Let your body move
>Grab a hammer
>Let your body smash the union of mind of pistachios
>Eat the pistachios and achieve a union of pistachios and body
>Feel fulfilled
your nuts, or as most people here spell it: you're nuts
squish them together in your hand
The smashing didn't work. The pistachio just turned into a bunch of pieces. How do I open the last one with out destroying it.
use teeth
if its cracked stick a knife into and turn the knife. like you are turning a key
this
also if for whatever reason you dont have a knife. use the shell of another pistachio to do the same thing
>Become one with the pistachios
Throw them away. There are plenty of others that will cooperate.
but there is not a crack in the shell
stick it in your pooper!
pistachio in pooper
use pliers and squeeze slowly
do you have a utility blade? you can hold it up and cut down.
You have to activate them.
>this
incubate in pooper overnight.
/thread
mfw this thread
Confirmed works
>You are a sad little man...
yes many a pistachio nut opened up after anal incubation
I will try the incubation
we will expect a nut anal incubation results thread tomorrow user
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Get one half of the shell and stick it in the whole of the pistachio and turn
Don't eat them - if they don't open while roasting,there is something wrong with them - same as with mussels
But what if it opens after incubation?