Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Rory-sama claimed

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Zz8zQtsCEAQ
vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
youtube.com/watch?v=qBWLqTzSpqE
youtube.com/watch?v=VI57QHL6ge0
youtube.com/watch?v=eMPLhfMWmAQ
youtu.be/O9TunCtR3dQ
youtu.be/h5BrE1Pi5cU
youtube.com/watch?v=YD_o7IbiMJs
youtube.com/watch?v=o5Ht6WIhhmU
youtube.com/watch?v=X3eaI-F1O_8
youtu.be/jhat-xUQ6dw
youtube.com/watch?v=vvgLj8pawGI
youtu.be/gSqJckkjAgE
youtube.com/watch?v=qEja72NSg5Q
youtu.be/15VFTBgVrBQ
youtube.com/watch?v=DuTg6cK1mb8
youtu.be/mNWJ7CNK8TI
youtube.com/watch?v=LGm_lCNbEdc
youtube.com/watch?v=geZ_5Ri7ANg
youtu.be/QPntjTPWgKE
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

fucking kill yourself

Shiro claimed.

(Halal)
>habibi
Unfortunately I knew that because of rap culture and all the mudskins here in Germany.
I also know Chabo, Babo and Lahmacun.
youtube.com/watch?v=Zz8zQtsCEAQ

(shiro)
>lowercase
I usually refer to you as shiro and use Shiro when talking about best waifu to avoid confusion.
>"music"
It that a type of noise?

(Du)
>meinst du das ernst?
Wenn es meine Ehre als neet wiederherstellt dann ja, toternst.
>Wie kommts?
Die sind knuffig.
>Gestalten im Netz
Ja, mache von denen claimen Hamster und Kirino...

(K-on)
>spelling
You really do. German is a phonetic language, so if you learn a few simple rules you will never have trouble knowing how to spell a word you heard or pronounce one you read.

vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ

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Yuuko claimed.

Claiming my goddess.

Nice. I actually didn't know that this language would spread to rap culture.

I claim Hikari

I had the thread ready and was looking at the old one waiting for it to end.

Then I noticed it was at limit.

I also just got home, from school. A pretty uneventful day it was.
Wew what?
Kind of an underwhelming track.
youtube.com/watch?v=qBWLqTzSpqE
Ah, I see.
No, lowercase isn't noise.

[shiro]
hopefully your headache goes away soon. other than that, an evening like the others right?
[rory]
youtube.com/watch?v=VI57QHL6ge0
lag

カラミチーマス

>Wenn es meine Ehre als neet wiederherstellt dann ja, toternst.
Ich kann es einfach nicht glauebn. Mein Weltbild zerstört mit zwei Zeilen...
Tja Shiro das wars dann, du bist offiziell nicht mehr auf der Liste der vernünftigen Anons.

>Hamster
Umaru?
>Kirino
top tier what's the problem?

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Yep.

I think it's because it's mostly a lower class phenomenon, and that's where 90% of turks and other arabs are.
Good part is that you can get Yufka everywhere.

This particular song got somewhat famous as a running gag, so there are some funny covers.
youtube.com/watch?v=eMPLhfMWmAQ

It's noisy though.

>Mein Weltbild zerstört mit zwei Zeilen...
Nenn mich Cthulhu, zerstören von Welten!
Ach, ich glaube ich vergleich bin ich immernoch relativ vernünftig.
>umaru
Ich glaube so heißt das Ding, ja.
>Kirino
>Top tier
>mfw

So close!

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(user)
Sounds bad
(Kalashnikov)
Rogonosets

Not Nano.

I was wondering if you had gone to bed.
Wew was for got another one in the musics.
I was listening to it at the time
youtu.be/O9TunCtR3dQ
youtu.be/h5BrE1Pi5cU

OREWA CHINCHIN DAISUKE NONDAYO

Awww

neat.

Das wars dann für mich für Heute.
Ich muss die Geschehnisse des vergangenen Tages erstmal verdauen.
Man sieht sich dann morgen wieder...

We already knew that

Is this a cute awww or a sad awww?

youtube.com/watch?v=YD_o7IbiMJs

Träum was Süßes, Schatzi x3 rawr~*!

that's alright though. watching any games tonight?
but I'm not a liberal
youtube.com/watch?v=o5Ht6WIhhmU

Damare, baka!

Claim

Thank you. I appreciate the help, I've always been afraid of approaching German threads here, so I usually just lurk and just read their conversations, its a bit fun.

Same for me, life is pretty boring.

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Sad, but since yuuko is associated with it also cute

>Sample
>Crop
Post the rest of the image.

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Eh.
Hi!
That's a good song.
I'll probably watch a little bit of Raiders vs. Texans.
Got any plans for Thanksgiving?
Oh my goodness, another lewd image! And this time it's cropped.
>post full image
Boring is fine with me though. Nice and calm.

>Implying Mai isn't a qt

Come on now, that would ruin the fun.
Soon.

Also in reply to your last post. Which is now 404d
Ya, it sucks for somethings though, like I have to carpool to get to school and back.

I could make it better but i can't be bothered

>jusr lurk
You actually understand what we're talking about?

I found something by the same artist, I think:
youtube.com/watch?v=X3eaI-F1O_8

youtu.be/jhat-xUQ6dw
Again, I post what Im listening to. Im at the mercy of my library.

Hello dead man
How was today?
>i'm fine

mai is unknown and scary
Just look at how terrifying she is here

>I do have 2 hentai mangas of K-On

Yeah I use to walk to work in VA, it was like 2 miles. Not crazy, but carpooling is better than that.

not really, as our thanksgiving up here was last month.
I understand you.

Nice caim by the way
youtube.com/watch?v=vvgLj8pawGI

Nope.
Nothing unusual happened, so I'd consider it good.

They had some truly scary songs.
youtu.be/gSqJckkjAgE

Hi. Nice lie by the way

For the most part. German and English isn't drastically different, word-wise, and I piece them together to form a general idea, how else would I have known that Jibril had said to be nice?

I have several, though Yui cannot know I jerk off to her friends. Shhhh.
And yea I used to walk to highschool for marching band at 5 or so in the morning. It was little over a mile and a half walk.

Mai is a good waifu.

I honestly fail to see the difference. I bet if I put that sounds in a artsy looking video, you would listen to it.

>Träum was Süßes, Schatzi x3 rawr~*!
What was that then?

Ritsu is better
Claimed

Best K-On.
I would. I never said I had a distaste towards what you posted, now did I?

For some.
For others she bullies their waifu~

Yo when is s2 starting?

I don't know them very well. I'll look more into it
youtube.com/watch?v=qEja72NSg5Q
what do you mean?

I find that difficult to believe since she doesn't exist. But her brand of character trope is one that I dearly love for some reason or another.

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I don't know. Nice dubs by the way

I'm going to sleep now

>Träum was Süßes, Schatzi x3 rawr~*!
Hmm that's a bit of a hard one, I know Träum = dream, right? Süßes is sweet, because candy is sweet and candy = Süßigkeiten. So something about sweet dreams? I dunno what Schatzi is.

Ritsu a cute, but I personally like Yui more, sorry.

he's referring to the user
lurk moar

Do you want to fix them and make them more loving or like them they way they are?
Scary and unknown....

I like yui for her voice and personality but ritsu is cuter

To be fair i was trying to be vague enough to be applicable to either

thanks. goodnight buddy

>Yui can't know that I jerk off to her friends.
>You don't know she does too.
>They all do.

youtu.be/15VFTBgVrBQ
S2 has ended. We're waiting for S3. Release date unknown but it is being made.

>shame

I claim my cute Russian nyasha poklonskaya

Hell, I can do a direct translation of what I understand.
Dream what sweet, schatzi, schatzi, schatzi rawr~

That wasn't too bad. Schatzi is just a way to address your honey.
For how many years have you been studying?

Khorosho!

I wasn't. And he did use the pronoun 'she' so it's anyone's guess.

Trying to fix something that's already perfect would only be deleterious to its flawlessness. I wouldn't call them scary in the least, unknown would maybe fit more.

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these are some other guys I haven't listened to in a very long time I don't know why. It's good to go back to the roots.
youtube.com/watch?v=DuTg6cK1mb8
cory?

>what
The 'was' I used was a short form of 'etwas' (something) though, and had nothing to do with the question 'was'.

Why do you think you're drawn to those types of women?

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And now for something completely different.
youtu.be/mNWJ7CNK8TI

So far two years, both in highschool, am working on a third. I really should be better. I thought I more decent than I was, I am able to speak to my friends in the class relatively well, with a little stuttering.
Ah, when you use shortened forms like that it throws me off.

Nyash myash

Hello

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Can't wait for this earthquake to destroy all your pedo-baiting cartoon characters. Good riddance. Fuck Japan and fuck all of you.

I've just got two words for you elevens - Pearl Harbor. You deserve this and so much more, honestly.

HAHAHAH fuck yeah. These autistic virgins will shit a brick. I'm gonna spam the fuck out this virginity festival later just get ready faggots

But she's Ukrainian

oh boy
youtube.com/watch?v=LGm_lCNbEdc

youtube.com/watch?v=geZ_5Ri7ANg

Hey Eli, how has your day been?

Drinking already?
It's only 10am Rory

Virginity use to be a thing to be smiled upon.
Your hedonistic views on sexuality would have made you a degenerate among common folk.

Yeah, so was slavery, and stoning witches, and believing the Earth was flat.

Times have changed, if you're over 14 and still a virgin in 2016 you're better off dead.

It's been good enough but I haven't really done anything
How are you

Achwas, ich finde für zwei Jahre ist das schon mal recht ordentlich.
>shortened forms
The etwas->was is very commenly used in spoken language. I have not once on my life heard someone say 'Träum etwas Süßes' or 'Wilschd etwas, du Lauch?'. I also never saw them written, but that may be because they are way to informal.

>if you're over 14 and still a virgin in 2016 you're better off dead.
So I have a few more months

She's from Crimea. Crimea is Russia now. So she's Russian.

Either way, Crimea was always majority Russian

So you're a pedo.

>diddly hole preparation
youtu.be/QPntjTPWgKE
Implying Ive stopped

i'm 22 ;w;

Y tho

Ah well, it doesn't really matter if you done much I guess. As long as you're feeling good.
Pretty good, I just woke up, not sure what I'm going to do today though. Probably just the regular bike ride - eat - run - games.
Not complaining though, it's nice.

I'm proud of you, what are you drinking?

>;w;
I can feel the tumors weighing down my back

Carry my sins on my behalf

>yuuko

Im drinking lies and slander. And coffee.

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