ITT: Your greatest weakness
me:
>Short blonde hair
>blue eyes
>short stance
>Long legs
Also, general webm thread.
ITT: Your greatest weakness
me:
>Short blonde hair
>blue eyes
>short stance
>Long legs
Also, general webm thread.
>>Short blonde hair
>posts a ginger
mfw
I'm angry about how low quality that photo is.
>describes his greatest weakness
>posts almost the complete opposite
Uh. Okay user.
You may want to see a doctor about that stroke you're currently having.
Kryptonite
Okay good, I wasn't the only one who thought this.
>>Mfw user posts something completely different than what he described...
Women touching their ear...
Fucked up after femdom hypnosis. Gets me super horny and I can hands free orgasm if I see it too long.
Made for some difficult times!
>Wigger eminem types
>Big dick
>Compassionate humanitarian
Yeah, pretty much my dream man in a nutshell. I'm an easy one to please
>girls with feminine dicks
for me it is the following:
Long darkish hair (dark brown or black)
short in height
posture chubby (I really dont like fat or skinny girls)
big beautiful smile with nice teeth
Glasses or a chocker for bonus points.
im not even gonna tell you the rules since this is tumblr 2.o nowadays
>Asian
>long stockings, maybe long gloves as well
>not that tall, but relatively long legs
>b-c cups that don't have any sag
Let's just say I've been stuck in a yellow fever for years now.
Crippling depression. Keystone light. Potatoe juice. All 3 every day no matter how hard i fight it.
Anxiety is cool if i chug a pot of coffee i may as well be an autist on meth. I can get a lot of shit done before i calm down and feel worthless again. It's whatever i guess. T minus 22 minutes till i take a solid 3 or 4 chug pull off the bottle and take 4 beers into the shitter/shower...
Like this?
Bullets
>ITT: Your greatest weakness
Eating too much.
>Your greatest weakness
A bullet to the head ought to do it
>dark hair, any length but long. From buzzed to shaggy.
>light eyes, blue is ideal
>6ft and up
>husky, muscle fat, slight dad bod.
>squishy belly
>bearded
>white
>hairy but not werewolf furry
>huge balls and thick chode
that's my real life ideal
fantasy weakness, dudes like Jason Momoa
Or Viking look-a-likes that are gingers.
only had one guy like that though. Spartan warrior looking gorgeous dude.
I'm a hamwhale though, I keep to my tier except for when whatever miraculous reason my fantasy ideal is into hammies.
> Brown hair
> Blue/Green eyes
> Short
> Not Mainstream, alternative
hips
>short
>nice eyes
>similar music taste
>same humor
>loyal
>good ass
>sweet
>tfw I know someone like this but she lives so far from me
>curly red hair
>short stature
>just genreally natural gingers
men who are muscular and confident.
Doesn't matter if they are meatheads or assholes, I just overlook anything if they have those qualities.
Legs thick ones
>big ears
>crooked/buck teeth
>curly hair
>short hair
>wide hips
>wide-set eyes
>glasses
Two main types
>Red hair
>Slim
>Perky tits
>Blue/Green eyes
or
>Brunette
>Thick
>Big tits
If only I could have them both at once...
also
>medium boobs
>good ass
>simmilar music taste
>fun personality
feminist
those glasses
hair like fiora
hates men except for me
loudly chews and then swallows with a gulp
...
>underated